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>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
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* j0 j' j o7 \5 T>YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
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>It takes less than a minute .
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1 G6 j: U& @% z: G& K6 X>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!! i$ D" ? U9 n
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>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
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# h8 K* @ v; f% b>2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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4 z8 N Q% O: }, l>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
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! n, y6 S' t0 X" l- d>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)& c) L, A" A3 S% P2 v* A
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND 2 z# `, P; o* @9 W+ @% Q* z% g" `5 p
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