美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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1 b5 \0 [! |6 s" T& O, j4 E4 k1 ^争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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- |4 y6 t3 d8 W% zAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

) t8 R5 ~9 i, z5 r+ [记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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% B( ?/ |$ D/ X, f4 ?7 z1 V5 y% g时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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7 @, C! l) x: C+ bAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

0 |& n9 {; J( H  ~; r* S男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

* {$ o/ H9 Q  E- d6 ~4 p& M! g) iIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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" s4 v/ k- r7 w- Q. ~7 B" S: m* jSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。