请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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# K: }% ]" R' M9 |$ U- A/ V  B/ p3 u那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

2 [1 E/ ~/ _5 d. h我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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: ~& u. V9 V$ I2 Q) i# K& d9 N! WSomething like:

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) e- \: ?( Y" G( x          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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2 E7 E* K- z! L/ y, V          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.

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2 G) W, z/ z5 i; h# w谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

! G$ v/ f0 O$ i* I- o“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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5 w3 \: Z' C  S' V- I7 _7 A“Would Jesus park like this?”
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“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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4 f. ]- U/ n8 j; i% a“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
* Z, O6 q8 M0 z: x( m1 j2 P( N* m我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

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ballard

i am a tire kicker!