请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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$ G3 J& ^0 r; ?我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:

) ]# A% b* K, ]  j          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

  D6 M8 h% R; l: |# p/ C          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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/ }2 Q) c" [2 @8 v. h          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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  ^+ Z7 ^: S' J谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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3 H) I+ ~% N* v/ n“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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$ G$ t% R# m' A/ d: V1 K& K“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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“Would Jesus park like this?”

8 t, g* B1 P, q' E8 X  h8 W( P/ f2 D“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
5 l2 ?# y+ f7 u) Z" _3 N# fAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

$ a" ^5 W) _% _! \. [9 U7 \“Chuck Norris d ...

, R. O# m8 ]. r* H8 _: [, {我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

& @9 d9 Y1 @+ b' `% ~+ H这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
( x2 m' ?  U8 n  R5 G我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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. f' `) [* M0 l/ X, F% kGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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4 N7 T; x3 ?0 V% W3 {, AGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!