请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

9 [" [' ^' y6 d" u7 {+ t那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

3 t% Q8 k6 e' `( S  l) \1 a  p% u我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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, `! o. r& Q" V- g, L2 J5 j- t' ]7 zSomething like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

# i5 p( s4 U$ m9 K! s7 u: s“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

$ f) a  O/ I7 W+ C+ S“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

“Would Jesus park like this?”

- M& M) b. B: S% J  N0 ^" w“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
: A/ g. O" v1 g8 \Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris d ...

" x2 n& I0 P* V3 I我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

$ t8 Z4 N4 O6 w& r+ v5 _这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
% @: C  h' o- l: T" s我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
7 _2 n7 k& l7 o4 \2 D8 z% P, ^Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
6 O5 h) `9 C& X9 L# D/ ^This one is for #3's:
0 M8 t; ?& X0 Q( RGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!