酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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2 R% o: o* f0 ?5 ]3 c7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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, g9 }$ T4 J+ W2 l; u: X10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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* V/ [5 r  p2 i2 Z11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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. ]$ a* F0 k$ U' O/ L: o* k12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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5 f7 q5 y* R7 N! O' u  q; c17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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2 y7 q' b% j. G# E19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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* A1 @! a/ _6 Q20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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. `2 U2 L3 Z8 D6 N* {' L. @21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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& E) Y- R( p8 y' @& i* \# i, ]23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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! L0 z/ @- q2 B- ?* `: X; V. M24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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( Y  j) L, v$ C- P7 L25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.