酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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0 t: n, R9 Q0 K7 P2 W1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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  h& }; M' `# y/ B. @2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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; R% O& x+ R9 b4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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1 k" M2 u, `3 b6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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) f- P# q% A0 ?7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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& q0 M1 }9 j" w& s# M8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


2 O+ M& Z, m/ y7 |5 Y" o5 g10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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% I7 f' q+ j6 ]$ t: K13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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! w- u  h' }  r) ^15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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! d4 e3 D- w3 W2 {, o16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


+ u; Q4 Y$ n3 V* s4 w7 ]+ j17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


+ R' \4 o# ~% q, f18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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, B( P0 d& I3 ^* o. Z, G20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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; [1 @; U1 {  j& q/ ~  ?+ |/ f22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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/ v& O# p0 w$ ~& I: y. U' z24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.