酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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6 @0 U) G( r$ v4 {7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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( w# {; X* f) ^) y+ x& U2 E* ?8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


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( w1 J3 \' M5 K; Y9 e11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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. M  E) o  l/ r# }12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


7 H  G& s1 R* J+ M1 Y/ Y* {" ?% {13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


  P" J6 s, R% Z15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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( }9 c6 o* j/ M& O- u16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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5 S# Q8 O( }5 O1 G, k18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


# E$ p+ k- \% q5 o1 L19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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# y. I, K3 I3 j8 n3 r& ~5 |20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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$ f5 s' O9 ~4 T& h$ L0 j. o& n  ^21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


0 {# y3 z5 ]0 @6 |24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.