酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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  p7 K- U' X. r" Y5 N( Q* [1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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8 ?1 E. Z1 z2 Z: N0 ?% X" Y1 v1 R2 t4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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. [$ x  A0 w0 t( W+ ]- O5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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8 t4 w% H2 u* t+ l$ Q. w6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


- Q  Y, Y8 \) t4 h& Z7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


- B  h) S+ e0 h8 Z# ^. H8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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7 q1 Q$ E' n0 T) b11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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  `: t# j% k* ?& `& p7 ^0 F8 T. R5 h12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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: C4 i- d# c: o/ J' S  J) V: a13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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- m8 a3 v: p) U. V0 ^15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


% r1 t5 X5 l8 j$ k5 T! q18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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; r0 n7 m. B# R# o: K! R: ]6 Y  q. l7 d19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


4 I) C; S- Y5 k. F7 X) D20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


3 S" l. K( a3 G% e1 l- o" W* u- m21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.