酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1 t8 a1 h- G( |0 x1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

7 F  |  M' S, S: G2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


: T, u2 M$ a' S! D8 i3 ^& D- N' G5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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% t7 I* g5 D; K3 B# w4 d6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


" p  g) U( M( K0 i$ {; ~8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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, Q$ [% F" E* \9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


3 N+ Y6 u2 N- q. X$ B* l  Q; v10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


& g: O0 d. y( e# v1 P+ I11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


3 i$ a/ u- Y' W4 A12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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, L% Z3 r+ a7 c2 q: j, V0 j- P# R15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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2 f" y7 N( \. g) P3 l18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


! ?6 a2 n, T+ f- n19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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% @( h$ G* x) _3 N4 ~& c2 V, E3 @20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


! y: g3 {& q9 B+ B21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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% `9 P+ u5 X2 v* o; A8 P22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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) L& `0 \+ r( s. V+ I' n; V23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.