爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ o! L1 R6 \. |. j( W( j0 U4 ]& L性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
3 l" w* A" X8 v6 V6 g+ c: t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ {+ I% ?  A2 J& ]! d/ e苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
. ]; `8 O' X) x& r: R性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
' N6 M/ i8 {, E3 c  w贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 C/ M. J: Y: L8 x昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ e1 V! J+ l( c5 t子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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& I5 w' H4 Z5 S7 J9 }  R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 W$ |0 b# R' F6 {有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. j. ]" s9 u6 N6 o3 ]! t1 o* b教五子 All his five son took it
% p+ t6 u) w$ ?4 k3 Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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' G" E0 q4 X: W1 p8 {) I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) @, j* p. R. @5 T0 I7 U7 I父之过 It is all your fault.
3 j) N4 M1 s& B, z! t( \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% s! R5 V4 d& N. @# K, F师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 j  p" v0 n. s" l子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 z1 t: t& [, ?2 h$ [' q# m不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 U6 L8 [; f' D+ K( Q人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
; ~& \* s; u( u/ D: b+ T5 fFaint!!!!!!!!!!!