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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 |0 d  Q: f9 ?/ G2 i* u; [( b性本善:Sex is good. # g4 R7 h( ?* H3 f$ }
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
% X+ h! c/ B8 }: q9 z- U6 v习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 ^+ P+ k, A; n" a0 }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - `4 c4 s8 [- _  l' a5 e0 T8 K/ a
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 I* D! e9 q, C6 j7 L' t6 `- |5 W

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* e% o! ~+ Y8 O3 U( g教之道:The way of learning it 8 O0 ]' K1 c/ |: P
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 @$ i: q; `3 ~3 V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; r8 _- M6 U/ `8 X5 g, @) w* H择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, % r  c  `7 |) v( U0 s
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( @, n1 x0 M* \% t0 r, a5 |, y0 r+ t
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 7 X; t2 t" B* f; D* x8 t$ Z
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 F; Q: k" z* ?# o! {' r2 K6 M) i
教五子 All his five son took it
1 {) g% P5 B1 R1 {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  `" f" T7 q  z# U8 }+ s父之过 It is all your fault. 8 p, x6 \0 k7 ]2 g! o" G
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  R* j3 E: R3 g师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 n( \) K! G$ _' _5 d6 f. z% g子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 a7 x$ m4 _% ^5 J" j& V& s- P0 D* ^非所宜 but that is a real mistake " v$ L4 m) K( E; B3 |: T6 W, j! S
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " t+ }( G: w% a3 u$ p3 R5 |. u
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 a- |. n; n1 L

# G/ Z: u% c/ d: O1 O8 p玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 y, x1 S* R# x' c/ _/ |- @1 L不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / }+ F4 q4 b7 M; ^5 j& F
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 @6 n8 c* K: ]6 \# M不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 I" p5 ]4 _4 Y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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