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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
- n  v( T& J, I2 }性本善:Sex is good. 0 i5 H" L, F# \( O% q: Z+ f
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 1 W$ H) n  m4 N0 R2 H
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 S- p, [5 F0 I; z7 x0 b# V. Y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# {0 \! `, h% T- T/ X! p' Y  D8 r0 |  ~% L性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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0 {, t4 w' j* _+ W) N! x; p教之道:The way of learning it ( y: B# P" O" ~% E
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 e- F& O# a% c2 P
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % k  y! _6 ?0 Z2 t
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 m; Q0 _+ z0 K" l" O  O子不学:If you don't study hard, , ^9 S+ U7 h3 K! Z. ?; F" y8 S
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - z7 K$ T( w0 F; t+ o

9 N  D7 H3 k" a6 A5 {$ y% c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " ]! a6 \0 r3 m: d9 V% Q9 i
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; r) t6 [" n* z: m. f; G$ W教五子 All his five son took it
/ Q1 @, Z* e& _+ w名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 9 Z# `8 y; k2 V
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 l" F: l& W5 ?; P4 _3 @1 l教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
5 h3 W' `8 q8 \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 k8 Z4 h& S- D非所宜 but that is a real mistake / J* w4 V- W. w" g
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- X* y+ H( f9 X- z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 t& }, @* [: L) E* ~! q- y/ r
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 K$ v8 y8 g* o% j不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) o7 s+ n# h6 F人不学 If you don't learn sex, ' T3 h# w" _; ^
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
. B5 t) ^9 m; P( D; E( LFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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