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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. & Y' \/ x! e/ C( g# P: i- w
性本善:Sex is good. ( B7 f, m2 c$ x4 q% o! s: y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 g  ^# l. u# W1 ]) L习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 _) K9 _" e; X) o; b! Q0 x, a5 i* @  M苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# x/ F; m. G* N% Z( ?性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 9 J. w/ B0 q" `8 w/ y8 y

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* ~  ~0 P3 `5 ~" _- v( |教之道:The way of learning it
' O& W, b2 U7 P7 L4 b1 [+ @贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, S/ Y- _0 g( o* J$ y1 \择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 z, k# A" s% P

/ O" f& I2 @) T7 ?( F+ n子不学:If you don't study hard, % [+ O; {+ o7 s: o+ R
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * W- f% f9 y8 E+ k' G/ o+ B) e8 |
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 9 F% z: ?2 w1 W' C2 K0 C
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 @7 m/ g2 ^" `3 J' e0 p4 U4 Y
教五子 All his five son took it
# ?# m* U+ q  T! Y6 p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 p4 h4 ~# o3 f! q  f* D父之过 It is all your fault. 5 Q9 q: }: ]: T; M; j$ Z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 ?$ f3 F4 ~$ w5 F2 a师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , y1 w" m$ b% W6 m: z

- P$ A: h2 @: t/ Q* y子不学 You may refuse to study this
  Y. @7 W2 e- e) e" J/ D, m非所宜 but that is a real mistake 7 A( Q& n. ^! }
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ' a' |( M/ ?/ a# ?2 Q% f
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; P1 k( m$ b6 O4 F
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ( N% `, [# B# a. }. ?7 X& w
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 \; s+ ^$ r  F7 }1 m& X& A5 R人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. J% T0 s+ {& [7 m, X! ^1 m2 v& v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 Z1 f; Q2 v5 M! M# i4 i7 v* K( H
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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