爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
& R6 q/ ^2 a" J# ?# {$ a5 l& P性本善：Sex is good.
- M  Q- w$ ^2 W0 c' u  L性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
" d, _1 z. O5 S8 K& c  U5 Z4 d  z习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" |3 u$ }0 w, H: @) u性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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, L& R3 Z( q1 r  q8 m教之道：The way of learning it
: t8 c. x8 g, {8 w6 n9 c+ F5 V贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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7 v, L# H. Q% K; e4 }昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: A  ~0 s7 {) x, E+ A1 K% z: P择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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" J' r* G( y0 P子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* g* x% V8 L- Q# n' J有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 i9 l) B! \# g& M; R, V$ p6 M3 a养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
! |4 A/ x6 ^& z* H教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
( T/ h  i/ q4 c( ?非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

# |$ g( k8 m$ m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! r! q4 @& z9 {不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, B% u# S; N0 s- p9 \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# m* A8 ]8 B" D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
/ `5 d4 d% r- rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!