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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
; `) v! B R7 L @ W- VConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 8 X/ ?. f( R5 [6 Z+ D2 s
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ; k G. I4 ~# d
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 8 H! }& S \' ?# Y6 X5 C
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 9 [4 K8 ?& @* G4 c3 q" X" v
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
7 ]$ u- _% [" TConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ; T6 P" h( m5 z$ _6 y
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
% L2 C+ G# m) m4 E+ zConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
# h# w/ c; R* W/ nConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 k, D9 s; h# l
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
$ ?; T+ n3 }2 g \( FConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
" { _' ~$ {4 J- K rConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 9 ] H/ t. r% L9 c* K5 |# C }; S
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
7 _- ^/ U& B% L3 l0 R. t2 ?Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
# \, ? [$ l% l& F* X. ^& p$ k1 t& ~Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ( @, }: v# M' k) F4 T8 ^
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 4 l; [2 R2 F8 l
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted & H( [; d* f3 @
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
+ J8 i9 Q$ s8 M+ f, VConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level " Y+ K @- j! S3 \
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
6 f- p4 V: a P! ]Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck : L+ J6 z J$ T! L0 }
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot . D( t& c1 o4 o! u6 u* g9 B
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ) J4 c+ O# e% O7 c5 {8 J
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ) T4 l1 ]& \& Q4 Y, f4 Q
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
! T& T# v! g: g" K1 L$ O6 D' A, {! ^Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people $ ?' [# Y3 H3 g) K9 S5 y& r. _
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
5 J6 L8 i1 c9 r& J" Z2 u6 cConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok . Z6 k- ?8 D9 q" o5 _( E
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand " Y! T' L* }$ Z' V+ A/ A
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
b& U2 }, D$ m7 j* |( lConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 3 C" t( [, ~" h/ H
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts # H* @( `4 W6 `. q4 G6 b
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- Z6 ~/ c/ Q* q8 r9 {0 }Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement + X: j5 B5 \. y k
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face # L! ^, q, V) s* I8 V) g
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ; i) ?+ y8 a+ |5 H4 H) ~
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 2 ]1 M T5 T+ C- \
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
2 s3 B% |; V \6 K+ N! l9 h1 c4 CConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion * E- s" A9 _ k
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
, a' g; ], o8 [5 S& B/ XConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
6 b% }4 L( [ B( H& a; [! L, }$ o5 _Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
: I! A% P( O: q( p' ?Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit $ S6 W% U* r4 |& Q
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
! `3 D- b# [( j& |Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
( [+ i2 N M1 Q1 @- C9 SConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
! X- g5 k' X8 B; p4 z, xConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 6 i% W' S9 e3 o* T9 B$ X8 ^5 d
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
. L& j0 K$ M/ Q; m, w) LConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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