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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
$ s! l( X: v* X孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?2 J# h* k2 K) y8 s9 @7 F; u9 s
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
1 B' U/ d/ c5 A1 Y/ W" j4 yConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 3 L. [% |7 p+ n& F+ z0 I. ^# a
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 5 M! ?" y$ F! S, R, J5 z# O5 p# Y
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it , t! ~& Z7 G& R4 ]
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 3 r8 M, `$ G8 P2 R
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
) }& ?! U' J; I; a4 |9 cConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 6 L( ~! F- B, K* @
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 2 ?* U6 a6 b8 \) B" A+ s
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants & L" Y0 F8 R& |. S! l
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 C' r, @3 f' C7 lConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 5 |+ ]' A- b2 j) z
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on * ]8 o1 U6 _' B" c& w
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
0 P5 @2 @4 N/ ]& ?Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ! ~: b3 t% j* O6 R$ ^& Q
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
' J9 {" Y3 i; T- i( d# oConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts # O7 X a$ [0 B
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 9 c5 B: o; n5 Y$ q; R- r( I
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
+ s Y$ Q, E1 O! P. W) e8 KConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
, \+ j& ?5 V4 O0 u" x) BConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 8 c( m; h* s$ Y" f
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ; C W6 ]: R& R. r. @9 ?
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck / N2 h; A$ ~8 ]7 l/ R
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot . a* c( b4 A+ ]; P1 ?
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 1 e6 u8 L L ?% k- Y; g$ @3 U
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
J4 r" w! Q* E+ r' W( m. u" mConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
: c; F3 A# L% m# `) rConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
! h v1 O3 G6 g9 }1 pConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
2 t3 V6 |. e y& I5 V! BConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
* Y- m4 W- T5 ~2 x5 M( K0 TConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
( g" W5 G. |3 G9 i8 ^Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ) Q: y' `) w3 l, \& c: f' h8 M
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
# D# L5 Q' {7 t* I8 a/ @) ^' {7 AConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 5 ?7 q9 b2 [# W. B$ r
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders / Q1 @& ]4 W: a9 y+ p) \
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement . U( c" I; z1 `% B4 g, ?, I9 N8 M
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
3 I+ Q2 Y2 k! X/ q8 {: iConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
! u# n* P" Q& s6 W2 r1 T: PConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
1 ?3 z* c: j6 [6 G/ }* IConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
1 _% ?8 y+ a; W% V' Q4 jConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion , C* Z7 n$ |9 j, N1 ~( V
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 w @! ~; H' }. H$ @
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
# F( Y! H C/ O# B+ V5 oConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
+ N- e, n+ |6 I2 z8 ZConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
: d: ^1 |3 \+ A0 WConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
# D% T) p& `5 oConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
6 h5 w% o4 F6 q- f6 S/ @6 W& V1 }Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
1 }9 s2 \) E# B. IConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
' ?+ I" ]' G' d; oConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
8 w% p' A q/ ~! C/ V' d8 BConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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