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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
7 S. J7 u- m* g9 G; F$ `9 c2 PConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ( E0 D1 z" t7 R1 I, D% m8 a" O
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk & w, i3 |- E# M
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
+ q$ t& X" J0 n5 Q( pConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left / y& a _5 d3 t& O
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ( b- X8 r4 ` X: E Q7 H, P
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
5 L3 N- o0 l' J s+ i0 f0 m* E2 y/ r% KConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 J* h: t4 u9 f9 ~! A8 `, P# z0 j# L6 {
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants % K; O* M! h% h0 W$ a+ a
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ; B3 H" I$ }( I
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
7 d2 R1 m, C$ k; r9 b$ KConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & u9 P0 x2 `; g
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 9 b- W+ I3 h1 P5 E
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 3 P& T/ F8 H I/ I% k& N
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 0 c' f2 H2 r/ g& A5 ~. m
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
8 f1 i/ o3 m+ P+ [+ [. [Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired & k* @+ x/ m/ F3 Q" q7 F3 S
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted + k: U) B" H: @6 d0 W+ A4 }5 \
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
+ f% [+ m& T' a% B9 h1 V& kConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' l7 v" v" P3 j( J5 NConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel % P: `; g$ p$ D8 ~
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
0 g( x7 o, R* T) gConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
) ]: T& V5 q2 V6 ?& mConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy $ \( }* O0 a5 E9 B* x4 J1 k. m2 [) U
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 9 d/ X6 I: [3 M) R5 b1 g- E- ~
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 5 a* v5 d* \7 e# y
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people " Y( p5 q0 O4 U. q9 ^
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
5 M7 P+ j8 {: n# E3 c$ P: _+ s/ ZConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
! p- ` Y+ C* J; l: N* fConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand : j. L; q$ w0 ?* G$ N
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 1 N' F8 h1 ?( O5 s0 v: Y
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
; z6 K. G: k/ {/ gConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 8 l* X/ b1 k S- M
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
) [( q! L0 M5 y# ?! x/ XConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- [; N: s7 L; Q1 dConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
5 F% J" N; U- h4 kConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot : n6 u) ]- y) a! G
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ) ?* M4 O- v! K5 p3 I" A3 T: O
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
' i9 \2 y# T5 Z( NConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
5 F3 V m0 i' H4 i6 C `6 \* L/ EConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
8 `7 i+ p3 [0 o! uConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 0 q% w9 |8 d0 l% b1 Y t7 d
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 2 Q% K+ J( x2 \$ j {
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit - T5 ~: I+ ^2 `5 t) n8 P
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground $ w Y1 f0 L4 x; T/ {( z+ E# k
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit - k0 h9 ^! a; l8 S% A J V4 q
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
. Q& F0 J% q) Z' bConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
+ N! f, }/ I. D& u8 S/ B* ~0 bConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ' q) z6 V4 ?" g6 E4 a. z3 t1 C
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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