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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
# ] o& }' K, J; F B7 @4 t孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?. `; z, |# R: \
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 4 d6 K! g8 W; {9 |7 W U* P" f
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
" \$ z/ `0 n' uConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk . z- H) m; X% k) W% w7 A
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ( k3 k; U0 Q- u( s U& O( Y: p
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
" n6 S2 v4 S) s$ z2 Z' s) L- nConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 6 t* e8 H6 l/ u' a' ?8 f
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
& T: ]) U4 l% }5 P+ X) v1 l. fConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it : R7 A9 N+ A+ r; r( M7 p& ~* Y- {. M& e
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
! E( W+ X/ W1 Q5 W; ]Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
( c4 N6 w5 O+ Z: iConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
7 a1 f+ ?8 T, Z) E7 A5 fConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
$ }; G1 z# Y* E! B9 hConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
2 z& J- _) k# o; j, N3 ]9 w; f+ aConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week , X* e& j$ Y( R. P
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
2 a. L& F, `$ rConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
2 a. d! {: I7 ZConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ( H% i2 P4 w" M! n
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
. U9 P6 U6 E* @Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
. G3 E) U; v" E$ LConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' M1 g- P, q4 b' P4 |6 J VConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 5 z+ r6 }0 z5 N9 H/ `
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
9 O/ q0 x5 [9 L: y, F! V: I# uConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 6 z, F# c- G+ H) `* D, c3 o
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy # |0 o! j! n2 v$ j2 ]( G# R% I
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 5 P3 t4 j+ M0 k3 I
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
3 S% K+ \$ G, g. t- D4 \Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
4 c( g7 y$ J1 H+ t8 X- {3 E. UConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
4 w- y' D; n( s, m: y9 LConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok : ~3 d q- u2 B, ?, H6 m2 q) }8 u
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
* J0 ^! J& Q. i0 R5 `Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab + v, G& M- ?) M* l$ Y/ J6 T( s t4 K
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
% h+ U. P) b+ W" N3 @Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
1 y, s" E+ j! g7 M5 Q* r. N1 [Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
; P; j0 q+ S- `+ HConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
# f W+ a! b0 V+ `2 Z* g5 c# i: u. eConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
; T Q; s0 t- G% F/ o( y6 t: r, {$ xConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
6 K9 C. a( X7 P$ ]0 N) B) I6 ?Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
. H& k& Q" A; M2 x* ^Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up : S# z" ^, J/ Z0 A8 C) o
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
9 K" G+ d; _, V( T9 h( v& `Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
1 p2 H R+ i9 w( y* IConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ) W$ i' x9 V4 ^8 n- }4 C+ C
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 6 T F) z% {3 C# t6 l
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
! k) U; b7 D. x' rConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ! g/ I0 L2 H# U8 e. w
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 8 g4 E/ K6 M) p3 I! z8 F
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
# n1 A9 Y/ b; |5 Y5 P3 wConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
& C! _, m: C! b$ f5 J$ u4 d" iConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face # n) v- \: f! S) p9 ]# b- {
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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