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. O2 @8 g7 _9 J3 h孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?3 d! u- K& w! a/ Z
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
* R o6 b1 I0 e! i# _7 ^9 \& rConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
3 O* _( l/ X5 C9 p2 e+ U; Q, @Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
' B) r) a* J2 Y# \' d3 HConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 5 }5 p, R+ ?5 n3 |3 W( ^8 h* n
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
7 m0 [( v% O, GConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 4 Q O+ c9 P. l
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
; C2 \, L# [. M2 G7 j9 l1 [Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it & H% x5 y# {: U0 _; l
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ^2 u9 b- D5 P D9 F5 v# X w' m' G3 V
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
' D1 z; u6 x0 ]: T" LConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ! v7 s9 N5 e: F% F
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on : u0 [1 E2 ~9 T8 o: [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
4 U4 ^& `2 Q% Z0 h% y0 P) \9 v( {Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 9 R$ E$ w: c T8 s# O# E: i# M
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
7 K: q3 D" ^3 J; lConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
2 b9 f3 i2 V; ^( A4 Z: q2 Q nConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired % i9 }$ @. N1 C8 f7 f `$ ^) J
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
7 z7 v$ r4 w3 |, ?9 R: H$ MConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 2 s T8 l0 O8 [: N
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
9 e& ?$ y5 `. L" t0 ]3 e( bConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 6 L& N3 ~1 J/ g9 k
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck & J) m6 T# H, T3 P! M+ A; C
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
' o) G$ ?! N3 h; ZConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
) J& B' a+ e9 W3 L7 m' S* jConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
! O/ x( X. C2 K( p' m& u" x) wConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 2 S& B+ r- D# I" o# i8 p9 n
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 2 C2 |) t+ r& a* y2 v8 b3 E
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean + s0 G* }8 F8 A
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ) N' M; X2 h5 ^( J
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
+ L& ?, ~. N3 p3 S! vConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab & \3 h" o4 h4 a# S
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
4 r5 @; b3 S( ]Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts # q( m9 ~9 s* f" z' O
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
" o# _, Z2 i' P' @7 BConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
2 W8 f/ ~) d" g) _! O: h+ ]. O" |- J( l* U3 JConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face $ x( W* x8 k, G
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ i) p- S# {. ?( n
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 5 o# d6 ?) X+ s/ K6 H% B
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
7 P3 f5 G3 t9 QConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 7 x# P) E8 M8 U; f7 m
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic % o8 G" L" e1 Z5 _0 h
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ! Z, V0 x" l) E: ]9 @
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
, o3 ?6 S9 I' I" z, |: l. uConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
; { y+ |+ k' l) E0 B% J2 VConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
* L) l1 u9 `9 _5 }Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
9 ]3 p x |$ W bConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 2 p. x' n$ e* e
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
0 U4 j+ B- U' R$ |Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 8 I. m) L3 `+ K( n, H. ` U# b
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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