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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
' p. k! c/ d! e; R孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?- l- S7 x7 c7 L6 ^4 t; \4 s x, w
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
( g& H% _$ g. @# P0 s oConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 8 k. x" z0 z/ c9 e, J
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 4 y# @7 |1 @! p0 G$ \9 \
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
: b! n9 C4 X+ ^+ W8 B, fConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
" N% T X3 ~6 C5 ~: _; uConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
" x: |$ b. }) w. H) C7 pConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 9 \2 x* G7 f4 X# l `4 B
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it $ F$ w& w1 \9 J5 `% {2 D& r# Q
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
b6 |( ?8 }5 y; W! ~$ lConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ) U1 w' n1 P: {. ^0 x' S
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
4 f# ~: C1 m2 W+ lConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
. y& ]7 n) p: W; {4 R" A! I( o3 vConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
! H$ g5 L; C2 CConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 5 \1 ]1 m' n5 j
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
) x2 K, Z h/ l" q- R+ eConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
9 w Z- _& c( M( r- ]. v3 o% z) uConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 7 I5 S; w* H) a( I; r
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
! P" S7 F5 s; V$ c dConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist * U9 r4 H. j( Q( {% C/ |
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level g; s4 M/ r5 L4 b b4 V( p2 g0 N
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
: |$ f* ? L# D9 X$ w3 {' oConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck & w6 \- l4 ~( h: i9 y0 k9 S0 A
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ' I! w, D7 `; j% X- V8 ~2 P
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 4 A2 {$ ^' u1 {
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
' o3 y0 M' s3 N; [5 |* z. f9 tConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy % G |8 V+ r1 I0 A5 S
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
0 k9 U# C; E0 f) z* QConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
7 g9 ~4 i2 [( @; HConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
1 d( O6 M. t' b! T9 O& UConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
" v& m2 |* p0 {, UConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 g$ q8 D5 z3 D; e9 R& S5 y" D
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better % ^8 @( f! f4 h2 r3 s
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
& t2 t# M/ f: u2 z6 \0 O$ _Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
! c0 Q* m& b: m. e1 _Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
( \6 u: I, y: p4 zConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
1 r; E% _, i% v. {) yConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
, Z) \2 f$ _3 p. }- UConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew . |. ^4 D! u6 ~
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
; p1 k2 @* P! _Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 0 b; ~ x) e, Z- x. Q1 V$ w
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
7 l+ |) B; `* O0 V2 t. y# k$ AConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny % E7 e" q: C* Q
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
9 p r: o$ O- e x" P M1 hConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit + ^7 g) F6 \ A5 M! u
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground . s: p0 n) c4 a* U) } t0 E
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
$ r( ^# Q$ s3 u, m! cConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 6 @1 O2 C" c/ d) X; A
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag $ m$ s9 ^4 |7 f0 s
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ' q4 R0 n9 p- y0 k3 S: `) O) H# `
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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