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8 o& s, x; ~. \5 q: p4 B话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。& F2 R" t1 l- ?4 b$ A8 X3 A
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?5 W- D- ]* {/ ^) k" X
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
6 J' y$ }6 e$ Z$ c# v2 `Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?, d5 ?& F& l! A4 |7 |
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
1 `+ |0 k9 S+ ?0 u8 u/ DChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
; K! D# Y& r6 h# d) d; \People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!/ O+ N9 h3 v2 i# |
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 m5 Z+ p& m8 ]1 N1 _) A2 qPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
_# j, P1 @& [Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?4 w! T o8 ~: M* ]: ~3 N
People: We’re the imperialism now?
' ]8 a8 o/ ?- L+ I4 N. w( [6 AChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?2 A4 b' R+ ^! j& v, h7 @+ f
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照$ B* F* x' K9 H+ W& Q
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
9 Y3 y9 M3 @# ^+ x4 a9 h. i我们：都吃多了，减肥呢1 J. {% }2 y. d
毛：资本家还存在吗
# k) p- P0 e W$ O* C" x我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 u' N+ C m* ~/ `8 e- r毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗% {% Z. B B3 ?* ]& w- L' G
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 D3 F- u# l. b8 |9 @" d9 Q
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗! F0 I+ M+ m7 a
我们：他们自己解体了& ~# U7 [4 j" S$ B4 }' }) U
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗; k3 V5 {3 e$ o; }% s5 F, J
我们：我们自己就是了
3 E7 L- d. ?" G5 M0 n/ H毛：那我的文革呐
8 Q6 h) F4 @. M1 `! H: q7 g我们：闹到美国去了 |
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