毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
( U, j# M+ O: ?4 b" K8 WChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
% T3 L+ b1 H. f8 {- \) _) kPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
( B3 S- h% z7 C) J. uPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
! x+ I$ D: ~: i7 Z& J1 B8 H2 J' @Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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) T3 S& m0 o3 X2 B$ n1 M来个对照
' {# w2 D- ~- e- c毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
' D* b& s& {* Z# a我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
0 s0 L( x, e4 N我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
1 G; C/ J" s, Q! |我们：他们自己解体了
* X! F8 B9 ^$ X- [! [! N毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
0 @. V; o+ Q: e/ }* o9 ]* e. ~我们：我们自己就是了
+ X  O# |# m4 Z: h: k6 _毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了