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[时事热评] 毛主席问答英文版,

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。5 H2 |' t/ F5 y' Q
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?; w% D' }6 Q, D  a7 {: ?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! u  i! r! o% @/ ]$ s& v1 a5 `$ pChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
( l- Y9 n% w: D# Z/ F2 s3 T) _7 MPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
: K, V6 x' W0 U# @) p3 }Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?: x- `% s$ a1 v- d  d6 h. o  j
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!* k1 }6 a  ?. f+ J* M
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!* B4 R/ T# i# }& E9 ]/ Z. x3 m% q2 g/ g" D
People: They dissolved it themselves!8 R! g" e- S; K3 p( [1 ]7 M
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?7 E7 m6 @8 y# o# R1 ?3 k" }0 Q
People: We’re the imperialism now?
% d) w$ x9 G7 ~: ~& i$ KChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ k: _+ n, I# q, Y8 U6 v0 i0 Fpeople: It’s in America now!( G: k0 R! S% J5 H
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7 ]3 R: l) b8 w2 e, J0 {4 |0 d来个对照
0 t1 p8 @7 i  P5 B# j' y9 z$ |毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗: e  v4 T, I  N- f
我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
6 d( d  J: F7 m毛:资本家还存在吗5 ~; L. A! w0 w: m5 W5 k6 v
我们:生意都做到外国去了
  W4 E7 R, V! I: W  |毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗2 v- d+ B5 I8 X
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了
" `1 n3 ~2 a5 ~1 u毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗9 B( Y8 Y3 m( Y/ p& N$ B& E
我们:他们自己解体了
4 U* z( a6 Y8 ~毛:帝国主义打倒了吗( r4 D, v. W7 w3 |" x! n
我们:我们自己就是了
8 d; K. g* A6 T$ s毛:那我的文革呐3 R. N  p- g: f* D% X1 G3 L3 `* z! l
我们:闹到美国去了
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