毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
3 r( j; p8 O0 B4 aPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
) V2 }" C5 U8 J/ P3 f# s' H我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
6 I+ H* N2 `* ^$ T: N. h毛：资本家还存在吗
. }: U) M3 [) w4 P) }$ U% r" V3 G我们：生意都做到外国去了
' [& F3 @$ X) t毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
& E% ]0 w! ~& `# h& I我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
+ R/ W2 o! K- o# m& U' E( w/ d8 {毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
% c0 [% x! e' A+ E' M毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
$ X% w8 }& [/ Y/ ]7 l毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了