毛主席问答英文版，

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/ R7 E$ b. X) O( R话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
6 {; T0 r% a2 M- d* PChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
6 Y4 u2 _( ~7 g5 y( Z( }" }People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
0 K# Q8 B% o8 l5 r. gPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
) e% T+ G% W& J; b" RChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
' O3 k, @/ A: z5 T% K* W6 dPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
9 l" f+ U% S) ]! @# u0 rChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
1 S$ Q) A4 _. O2 r8 ^# WPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
# u$ T0 D* M: s- j( C5 jChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# _8 n- T% _* F$ W0 gpeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
# ~7 \, O3 O! F! l; ^; b4 ]毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
' C2 Q  s3 f) W; t7 X7 L毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
$ V" e, Y: [- Y毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
+ v, R' \  _8 [5 t; J我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了