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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。/ ~- W" Q2 ~0 S. K, e
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
$ L n2 J2 r& W5 A( F# NPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
- B$ Z1 Y b6 T/ lChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 D- a, c1 Y, X2 H- wPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!( D2 q# C5 y6 _3 y2 C. z5 E
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?3 q6 a/ R: N% v% |+ U1 L3 @
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
, z- X# ^0 M: _1 Y6 oChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
( E8 }$ {" V% zPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
) m# g: x3 g0 w7 L- ?4 R+ l% W6 N8 NChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
+ _% Z6 ]4 q$ r/ y: E2 Z' ZPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
, ~- g% S9 `% V4 FChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# {' f% K$ x/ l( M/ ipeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
, @% \1 K3 d4 q毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
0 H# t6 K# H' F. U& j% g我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
! Z. l7 h' {5 ^" e毛:资本家还存在吗& N' _; X1 \- S# ?- `- L! c
我们:生意都做到外国去了1 C r) M* h5 W0 F! o# K
毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗 ^( X; f3 N* |
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了
& }3 M Q0 \7 }1 t; }毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
8 J G2 X0 T Z$ ^我们:他们自己解体了( E$ ?7 F! d& G. v1 Y7 r+ `$ n
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗
/ U8 {; B* \' x/ ]& W我们:我们自己就是了
& O6 q! l I' |毛:那我的文革呐
" @& _6 U+ ^7 u5 N我们:闹到美国去了 |
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