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- c8 a% Z0 i7 o- J7 z话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
+ L3 b* o& K* aChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?+ k: ]7 j, o, w. P- w3 d
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!+ w1 r; j: s" H/ b) z
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
8 q5 v* G6 y6 \" w: `1 B! x. WPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
@/ U! k. X* z4 UChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?( m9 i* x/ G+ v, j3 \% z: ]
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
, ~$ G# k" a0 h$ j' BChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!4 U) y! S# l7 U2 m
People: They dissolved it themselves!% ~& a& _5 Z, k: }0 H: g
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
+ L% X2 ^. ?; p0 N0 ~People: We’re the imperialism now?; v5 B1 z4 D, b+ y
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
* N9 D$ w, v0 @( _# ?- @& Fpeople: It’s in America now!, }4 t! I- g& p$ ]. w5 V+ E* m8 b
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来个对照; b1 A* l: I# w4 ~( d0 ~. d
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗9 |, _( Q; T2 o s. P8 i4 y
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
9 x0 {. R* B4 `) U9 s毛：资本家还存在吗' K T& p8 l0 ~: _; S. n
我们：生意都做到外国去了
" s( F" N- I5 w! U' g9 g毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
* h, |* x: @+ d* ?8 e& p我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 ]! a$ K+ r5 ~0 w9 K& F3 R毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) A7 H$ f4 c5 [' R; J我们：他们自己解体了
|' Z( Z: l! l! j" B8 {毛：帝国主义打倒了吗9 \+ }2 F1 l' {' M/ Q h; K
我们：我们自己就是了
/ C% u) T& N7 N3 D0 |3 N0 N毛：那我的文革呐
- q3 |% O2 @' h0 ]) q- Z! a a4 L我们：闹到美国去了 |
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