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( J; h# `$ v9 A, ]# j2 H( Z; o( w/ ~话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
, h/ a7 d1 {# f% ?' m! Z9 o CChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?4 e/ U7 f& z8 U( @, V& o1 p/ i- e' C
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
& P2 a9 R9 h- E+ P5 P0 Z5 o/ SChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?1 ]% W/ M" x9 l* X) E$ L1 `
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!! {1 m: H C! ^2 ?, ?
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
- O% e) e+ R @; G/ Z4 @5 Z+ b; iPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
; i0 ]6 C" V5 _. LChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
. a R+ B9 v9 HPeople: They dissolved it themselves!6 e2 w# z( ?: D1 L$ z! r
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?! a7 R1 Q3 M& X
People: We’re the imperialism now?
8 ]/ z3 r2 Y& z1 hChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?7 M7 Z' y5 l: i6 x6 q* u
people: It’s in America now!2 j; |. z* e7 A! S9 C, G O
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_9 L3 k/ C. C- m+ B3 \2 a来个对照! h* C' O' S& ?. w$ b
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗3 l# G* M9 U2 L6 U
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢5 C9 W$ {/ I; k( k- _
毛：资本家还存在吗& ]1 T M' O$ R$ t
我们：生意都做到外国去了
3 M8 v! E# v* s. |- h毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
! `. \( V8 a) }% L; ]我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
; c9 u: k+ w A0 n. n毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗3 O( Y8 I( u2 S4 Z6 f7 g
我们：他们自己解体了
. H+ e" @1 T+ k& B0 W毛：帝国主义打倒了吗 X; f+ N% f8 v! K, y( y
我们：我们自己就是了
6 S& }: }; n# y4 R毛：那我的文革呐1 I1 Q1 `# T8 E
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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