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% ~) O8 z0 z8 p+ Z+ }: z+ d话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。' a* H6 C, X @- }4 `# b' d5 L
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
% a6 R7 h* Q7 {% Y' X7 GPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
% W1 T. M3 w9 f) k& o! t* J$ |% gChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?+ l( y/ ?' j* o% O. K" z, T' G
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
7 ?# o4 I& _6 `/ TChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
- h/ x! [4 A" k( N# p: k2 FPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!0 r' N# _; e/ n+ ?7 v! K8 o4 _
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!5 A: g& U5 a, r) l4 Q0 o
People: They dissolved it themselves!4 x3 L& D- w# j9 Y7 \
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
( T3 O: \9 S* p1 APeople: We’re the imperialism now?2 k& Q F! ~6 A X
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?0 q U' \* P" T9 a8 C2 L0 f: \. q
people: It’s in America now!4 y8 S, s7 ^3 D8 J8 ^- `! i; M8 K! E
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7 Y. H, t- C1 m! |; N1 G% l来个对照" d8 f; m8 `! E$ u: [. X; A8 Y, A
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
: X) @) w/ p0 J: X6 `$ n" g9 \我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
7 d0 E' y2 Z' k- E( q+ C毛：资本家还存在吗 a" O* |( I3 y) n; d' V! e
我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 X8 A% p- W' o( Z毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
1 L! Q! g/ o# q! H4 y5 L我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了7 P* u: T) }) o8 h* Y
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗; J5 t$ K- I5 G9 A2 f2 ^
我们：他们自己解体了# X1 S' Y% j. ]
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗6 |. z0 X8 f; D, l# h
我们：我们自己就是了
. p. h3 N. r5 L/ f% ^& f1 H毛：那我的文革呐
, x& a1 V+ L/ S- k0 E9 r我们：闹到美国去了 |
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