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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。# ~# n" n$ y3 W
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?6 D4 }! ^" X5 B
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!. M1 B* O8 J6 ~: O* ~
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
( g2 m+ n4 R4 J( e, KPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 [9 J i+ l( N! E" bChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?. `4 G5 \7 }0 c4 ^( w* o
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!+ C( T% V+ `) W! x7 Q% q: T# q
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism! o! O# E" \( U! ?7 d u* n
People: They dissolved it themselves!1 j) q" e, h& M) r# M& R& }
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
, J* _! g% F1 l* v+ ]People: We’re the imperialism now?
; z! C: b/ o n! R y/ e& B9 X' GChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?+ ?4 A9 W* x, n" B- ^# b# {9 p
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
4 u% M, Z1 r9 W O9 g& x毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
( ?' T5 k) y. W我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
- {: H* P4 `6 Z5 [/ H8 E6 r5 ?毛：资本家还存在吗
4 {" j8 h) y: v7 Q# a/ _) i. s/ e7 v我们：生意都做到外国去了# `: [' g* u! K# Q7 D
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗$ Q1 T g$ ^6 o- S
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 I/ B+ g3 a2 p2 \- K4 H9 T
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
& L8 o2 P+ u0 o我们：他们自己解体了
- Y0 j% x" M! I% B% J毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
4 ~; g, ~* ~$ H# W8 J我们：我们自己就是了# I% J8 S4 d8 @$ @6 q( c: [
毛：那我的文革呐
: U. }0 W( F! u% j9 l我们：闹到美国去了 |
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