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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : J6 T% ]& X/ ?% l
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: f  \. j7 z- h   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. - v( A& w, }+ l/ k7 \
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. : }/ `: B) H+ }
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' ?  ~; q2 m2 ?; l8 q0 ?9 ]8 R   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / h" T0 d$ W5 b0 h
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ) Y8 ~% X0 I5 ~' W, e. o
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. / N+ J! e3 I+ N  Z  Z
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % W4 j- k) ~. ]6 j# K  P
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 l! O9 T5 z5 D/ u) [
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 9 v' w. m% F7 y! x- J+ o
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 3 J- ]9 `/ n9 u# [
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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: S/ o2 V( V9 y& O9 Z7 A0 |   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 f+ @* J- y3 B   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 9 o2 l) Y+ k) q, b' E8 y# H3 M
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. * T$ l. C2 G2 C* r" B
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 2 ~/ w( _, g1 t  i6 I
  
* i+ P8 j3 \! q& P" d+ |! F   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: k" i( {. ~+ c! u# C5 T3 p   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. " ]8 q& v# ~" h( _+ \8 J! N
  
1 Z( I; x) @6 \$ D   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 f% Q' ^2 p8 [$ j# X. A1 P   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ; }2 ]% T8 S! W& Y; h/ a
  
' W* S% R* E: D, O; Y+ s   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, x' V4 ]5 ?6 H0 b" l9 i   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ( ~! F! O; U) R& `+ P- e2 n! X
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( u& w$ L- @+ O5 \4 O6 p   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 5 G% W. |. x$ ?. w( t& @7 C
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 8 L6 {* B( k/ N

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 2 X2 I2 G+ ]9 i, c7 I4 K0 }4 Y( k7 C
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 - a( ^, H: ~0 w' q' W3 H
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! - u( p0 |  H+ W7 ~# Y% H
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 R  D4 y3 D) N* a. d# v# ^   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. & W5 w! [' y- {1 l- `8 [2 j
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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