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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / `1 d8 n4 y* g- j
  
# C) f! a( e& f# O, D, ^3 d& g: Q   One should love animals. They are so tasty. , n- c2 N3 r" n8 e- s; x
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. # r* S7 v& Q. y! ]6 G+ o6 h
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( [5 [. \0 y; `. S
  
8 K9 L; M/ h+ J   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 x' _8 ?( M1 F& S9 D3 T) y" P   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 & q* c6 h  k. g  p
  
2 c0 _' {# }% r   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
) L8 K3 Q6 {$ z3 s0 B   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. - P) w' u' G5 T6 }2 l. _" q, `7 A
  
" L" I( u, @  y6 y0 ^   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  l/ U7 u- m, y+ R   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. + T, _% @9 B# Q, V  s0 I
  
/ v5 X  W5 v8 ?5 H. G   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 @5 O' ], T+ d+ i9 r5 t   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ! f3 {/ {+ q& E- [: u: Y8 L9 [
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ |" i& k: b- @5 [0 ?/ d   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 D% K% ]/ \7 s, g; J( t   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. # v1 G; O! t3 |' z5 F' \* m
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 3 ]: R. a' l7 j( w8 j; `6 d6 A
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ S( N( ]3 I: q9 u4 h   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 6 y) j% ]/ o2 |7 C
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " : R7 L; s: k+ y
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 6 D9 l# F+ Z$ x& Q6 ~

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, I- G6 k- {: S8 }7 C; N0 C   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. # L/ V0 e( F0 V
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ! `2 u2 t& n) M  Y. j
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! . j+ `( p* c1 v  W& |" ]
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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, B, h+ N5 Y5 v4 b& c' g5 X   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* |! M- j4 |7 D4 N8 o   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 5 h, N% n. N8 i) R4 `! h+ e
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ; {, k; o* {8 T! {
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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