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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?0 \# [) G+ a& X9 E Z" \" R s
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?( n! \: S6 F# o- l
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- o' T7 @/ z8 Q6 d4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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, o ^% P4 `2 i5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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& S9 `) { x( S L& K6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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, z- B& N' ?5 k5 E% {7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' ^) V# @0 T+ U- v. k: S
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8, Which is correct:3 n* f: a; W6 N/ n" D2 q+ P7 x7 Z
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
0 v _% a0 t2 N$ ]. ~* s, n* O B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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