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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?3 c+ c$ p6 |! B* o5 ^
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---incorrectly
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8 S; ?" {4 I! O0 s6 ?& i5 { m \3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4 @4 K, {7 l- E; ?, p* D. o4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?8 V) E3 q# x0 V5 }- G5 y
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
0 P9 L Z5 f- I, } P4 e# m---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?/ s! V4 S) I e6 @; V
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) K- Y; z+ D2 Z* V2 {7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' o' ^( Q* I- e
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8, Which is correct: J* ^- P, K- L7 u- I
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.0 t$ C$ _/ g- f( S% e/ G
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001./ q2 e, J7 l' e8 K0 W
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