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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ; c! @" R* L2 F
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! L$ W; U* D; C" d$ w( T) F
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6 m! G' L; n' m6 Q4 r5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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+ a1 a, J/ [# y, L0 M, H* {4 f, L6 \ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 5 G" D$ i0 [+ ~. p: M5 _
' b+ l* Q5 d/ S0 k7 E% D: ~5 Y+ x6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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) x4 `* t; n9 ^- [$ h 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( i% o7 D% N A' z( B' _ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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( J% X p& R0 F: b: h" E8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / E/ N: [' U3 S S D; V8 n
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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