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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. $ C5 D6 w! w) I1 X
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 7 k3 q" X" J4 X8 [
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 6 M8 a) N. ?" U" |
' r4 r/ u( ~3 y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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% _& q& u% O ~, _. \4 z0 S3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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8 D2 ?; X) C# p- T0 M 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ' a- I" ~6 U; U& x! r& w
, I$ V; }# Q, q/ V, N% s9 V4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * U' m2 U4 b+ ?( l+ j0 L G& Z
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1 `5 W, s6 H2 W# \- i: [
1 Z3 T3 D. W! j 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # v7 U! M( `) U
/ P% a! x, M( G% C0 F8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 1 J- g" X$ w( G7 N& P# ~
3 W. A" ^2 ]1 b& ~) C; A9 k 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 u( n" |+ h' v' r4 w1 o/ M9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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