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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
' Q8 U- E3 {0 U# h6 U/ w4 ] t 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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; A& @5 G6 s( c7 z7 `7 ~& z2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ' G: v( `8 E- L9 T9 Z5 j% P9 ^
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 f4 ~) P0 z: q I3 D4 d
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - s' X5 H/ Y. f3 F( C
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 1 X; e0 ~5 S4 q* A5 Z
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 2 b% X7 s* O4 m' ^; O) O
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' M& G1 R! B# w7 c$ X$ S3 m5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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8 j1 O$ d j- n: M+ R" z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & x2 Q% |; P' ^2 r+ U& Z/ C
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. K+ @* [/ J: ]4 S9 f5 m0 c
4 q' w! n, ^" n4 o) O, J4 b7 @- ] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. " x, k1 j8 ?' B L. X
' v. ?: c. K* ^8 l; ~0 d7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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) Z1 V% _+ r8 k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 1 S5 ^/ W+ |$ L6 c% U& p9 }0 U6 e( n
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. K& k* @& C) {. t
6 W, h1 z) \* D6 v 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) j3 [' N# G9 m- {7 U4 ?
# F, `" Q7 d8 ] L5 y9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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