新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
5 }  U1 o& W# g- I# b3 f+ F) E　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

  ]: f( @% Q. P2 c: H4 _' j5 G　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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+ z& E% z" F) r2 ~' s3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

, Y6 _; T, h4 E  r　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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6 M( M4 S1 ]1 a  o3 H7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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- }8 E" _  L  R7 [8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

* i% H0 j- u( N9 q9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?