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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 7 L$ w8 }0 l) C$ \
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ) b; A0 j* R2 B4 P
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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( a. Q+ m; H6 ?& @ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ! p: W ~! P% C* `' Y2 N
; d7 C7 @/ Q/ ]/ l% Q( h; ~3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. + ~2 s6 x! \2 V6 g. y8 V
' \2 Y9 C# b4 B) j+ N 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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L5 _, b. c5 @ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! x8 y. r6 E$ E5 ~7 z0 C: r
q( G8 U! a# C. y, y% `5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. " f9 G# F \# u5 W+ x
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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% k2 Z; d+ r3 ? 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 2 }2 |5 I& o1 k+ |4 M
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ' }/ L3 _5 O G9 S& P* [+ p
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. % a! x: ]- l! L9 B
% L: B7 `* S8 v3 g5 p% ~) }8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. + W! s4 d( [: v0 w. j% p/ ~: ]
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : o& |1 t& D* i* m* c
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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! ] x- j9 k; I) x2 V 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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