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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
: y$ D! E9 V6 f8 S. n2 V( j 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 5 u1 S/ v1 J F* \
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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" R; u9 j& I+ \1 \* E, p1 V 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. N6 L0 p0 L- J0 ^0 {' Z
0 \, v, [0 e% s8 b/ y% Y3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % K( [+ _8 L9 k* a& j1 C! w
4 l# B& o9 E4 F3 x, }$ ?; I 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. + L2 S) F( k' \4 H( @# }# m
; o7 d l& C* W0 T/ D2 T7 q9 f9 D5 K4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 u* P( q$ g3 T- s2 u" a
% ~( t0 O6 |/ L- H5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + c0 k4 S- D1 ?% i) ]
+ J) y; u/ V+ f) r 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * j1 v; ]) g7 w/ V; t1 k
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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" @* H& Q1 X$ T; @8 O3 T* ^! p 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) Q0 J2 i. R& W
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. , J% d5 C0 D- ]: M: _, }
# H3 W- k5 A5 Z6 ~8 F4 P. \5 Z7 B8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. , j5 U, z& P0 E& `- I! {
g z' J l9 O% t, j. T% j( } 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. " e8 @6 a* ?! U. e/ K/ I
6 P, Y. r7 Z* g 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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