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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA* R8 I; G; X2 w5 s3 A* o1 x3 F
9 J6 L; D% Y" r& c. m0 X1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. , J# j1 A9 U2 A: ~! E" n( R
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
" F8 ]* Z0 X P4 b3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
- r& [8 U, ~% `6 f' L4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA : w) d3 g" `" c5 F& x! x
, q# g! W4 i+ T- ~1. Big rock between you and B.C.
L0 C4 p& x2 A' [$ z2. Ottawa who?; H; g1 s* U/ p3 x* b6 r' I- x
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
% V9 S9 \# Y3 H( b4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ' b/ d& l J P5 p; ^ h3 v4 Z' x/ K
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. & e6 v+ _. \- b1 j E' A5 ^
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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. d( \. _& l$ K9 a8 KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 3 i- _5 Q: N6 ]6 F5 G
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1. You never run out of wheat. " G" a3 Z4 {' @: ]$ f# S
2. Your province is really easy to draw. - G, e, s% u. z4 j8 K
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ) A: P8 J5 K! I4 `. n2 M6 J
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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0 }" U" w7 e" j* U, v2 K2 NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA + y3 N4 d7 g* H# o
4 g \8 [7 G1 h8 I7 s7 d( r1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
7 O9 k$ M p8 X: K' u2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
/ F- n c& P: @" Z, r4 q3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. " U9 z- Y9 ~" w% Z9 }$ ^
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
9 T2 _7 f5 B x- _9 T: ]5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. . d& d+ d: q# T
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, ^: E x d+ O4 C/ KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. " W* G" @/ x9 m8 L
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. # J; u' x% d+ Y1 L' d- p# e$ S
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
; ]2 w: x- k; x; \6 y- ]4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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) n0 N& P, U* Y6 p4 i2 o1. Racism is socially acceptable - {4 r. a' ]- l# p" G/ _# b
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3 B E; i2 g# n' o' \3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. ) s# s! ? h6 H% D
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo */ y; M/ O% v, n N
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK - \- C3 P5 }# ]
/ j: u- u I }9 y) gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 4 s! @; q( Z& t" ^
( _0 a5 |5 q, H6 z1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
7 o3 H8 L* A9 }2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. / G/ u0 J; d' U" k; A( {
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick E6 Y9 f) L- A) G: S
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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* R. n6 j% V1 r$ fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
! Z X* m a9 Y7 w0 \/ R a2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ' L$ o: d# s. k5 Y. Z6 J; L0 J% L/ Q
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 7 _" y( ?6 V# k
2 ]+ g. f* E5 E+ ~6 A! h1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. N6 {0 k7 o$ n. B
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 5 m. d: t8 M0 w7 F! x) e. L
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 4 M; V3 W* F9 ?! h+ Q
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 9 P' U. q9 q( r t7 L
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
3 F8 w" x" E( b" ?7 m; ]/ i+ E* c" R2 B6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 9 |3 |/ {! Y+ q* \* k( a
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
" V" M6 b% A/ J' ` K" @ x, E; f, ^2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
2 b& r [& f; f k4 P0 ^& D3. The workday is about two hours long. " X0 N5 J9 }4 _4 Y
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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