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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. , b% n# {7 i& Y* n1 I6 I9 d; W8 C
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 6 R# j6 k. [* P, Y; h3 S: ?
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
! ?: n2 N: t4 C# g4 \# ^4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1 Q& o, [3 {' h6 D' x7 [1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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8 @) {0 S2 y# }; T" q3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 2 A/ v. A4 ^: D
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 9 e3 M7 m$ S% n8 o
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
: N E; m9 r2 W8 H$ `6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. . N* ]: U5 N! q. O2 }
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 0 I9 l! s1 a! E$ N
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1. You never run out of wheat. " O# x0 M7 {' q- m; t' b
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
) h. t, o8 r! L _; r! j7 r, |3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
5 L2 F9 [* l1 q4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 6 Y' O5 U' p m8 B
* |* e: {' ~5 e K' ]1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
9 A0 q' w2 j. r4 E- p8 G$ ~+ b2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 2 b$ {! e/ r2 O1 B4 {2 h" k6 i) b
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
7 V3 _/ y, [7 e8 P7 g- Q4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
: B2 Q) X6 F8 f9 E& q. m$ W5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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- x* X) s; g$ V6 fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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4 U F" G# E( f: T1 x1. You live in the centre of the universe. 8 [, M: l1 o3 S3 l$ E6 J
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 7 l5 ?1 y0 o! F7 l
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ( [. v6 |$ k! o, }! F5 T" J, t% _, F
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 5 A( [0 z0 J8 H8 T
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1. Racism is socially acceptable 5 ~- P1 H" S7 D
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. + f9 c/ [. R4 A$ M; ?
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. $ u/ e- d) E4 K7 c% ~
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *. T5 b! d1 L0 \) T b/ E8 k, {
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 3 b8 n2 p# f) x: \6 X; s7 `) z( G
3 j @: p9 D9 I a4 q: J6 R4 m1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. % d; \" Q* w( c) ~8 c# D# `0 \
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
7 L* i m/ u8 ]* s# k# W/ c3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
; L/ T, I# h3 L/ L1 F4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. , ^2 c2 C& b; G: {* B0 Z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ( q+ y! w: Y7 ^- d" b2 x
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+ O) @3 h% `& T8 H1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 2 A" Y6 S$ k8 K" n, Z* M. d) y
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. " s* V, K- ^; h P% H* `
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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L6 U1 I. V% \( q/ X% q0 x! dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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5 E4 {/ i3 P& H# C T1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
6 ^, G$ @& i4 G+ x3 u1 i2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. # q0 y7 r* g. N) r9 D1 W
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. $ G! Z# l& ]8 k% W
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." j( T' Q) x8 j3 l3 t0 u. D
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
3 O2 N2 x# B) x; C/ X+ v6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 8 n# o* H1 }: Q1 i- m
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- V: D1 c: u; w- o8 g iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ( u7 z- e: J; G/ e' t* ^
% q: D9 W$ S7 o& D1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. $ H' M- x4 ~6 e
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. P6 S0 Q- Q$ G
3. The workday is about two hours long.
, C7 g6 g$ |) p% r. M4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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