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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
& F9 D& G% @" k/ \: k/ O' \ ^2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
0 R3 ^4 i7 g5 O5 e* X: r3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 5 E6 J. d1 o: B$ G7 P! S
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. + Y+ N% q' R o1 w- l+ u' i- M
5. Weed 6 L4 X: |8 N2 u; ]. R+ Y: V
$ f2 m0 e' f! n8 B( ^3 k; g7 s5 WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA + L d$ n" r9 t. S7 K
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
: B e" {& L% T' ~: K2. Ottawa who?& ^' h# G- Q9 e/ g: K! F/ l
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
3 h8 n7 Z9 `; H% e3 c7 d4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 8 x; o5 {3 C( ^' |8 v; Q# ]
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 0 M" ]: R) u/ L: l8 v8 t
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. ( s" l% G" k. P3 Z
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2 T/ j. S5 o0 y& O- ~: S) x2 WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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0 G7 N* q+ h- m7 n1. You never run out of wheat. # x( r; q+ f' [1 ?% ^' z) w4 G
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
* r/ U7 F, Q" f: o3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. : K/ h+ \. P/ ]& A6 t
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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' P* p# O t# B. oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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, ~1 H3 p& Z8 ]% m8 _4 O1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. * y; N% u+ V t( A- V% W
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
- J* o/ `9 w! T- B3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
! E. e- |7 s; P4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 4 y( \8 R2 l+ F" ]7 `; \
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 9 \) T8 A- O& \- A* T1 g- b& V
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 6 E8 ^0 x+ {2 K! i, ^! \& z7 h
; @/ H/ c& H+ g1. You live in the centre of the universe. 3 Z, H: t$ T5 q, a. x
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. * |* F9 Y, ?8 `( V7 Y8 u' ^, [
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. & E0 E* q; t' `* C$ Q' F
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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) J: s; V1 D$ s0 ~6 b9 S7 p, dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
* o R/ l9 J; w' U" w% E2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
9 _" E# n1 d* u" X+ O. o/ t3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 2 ^9 ?/ a% i. [9 D( k, O
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
8 N/ J% K( N$ q6 h1 C& jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK * d8 M0 B4 h- z) v+ E+ }+ m. x
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ( H' t Z2 E& A. X; G7 O. t
/ a! W: |# T$ s! }( b6 k# j1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 5 k! f& z" G F+ T0 d( P
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. + d% Q" w& O$ o0 O3 c( A* m1 x
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 6 q/ P4 u, h+ Q2 |5 \
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 8 P3 j0 l% h- U2 q7 q. F
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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$ s2 L2 j x+ M$ z/ l1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
. [; S$ j* C Q2 M% ]( }2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
+ {2 g1 B3 R5 a0 \ X% J$ y3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. , @0 \: z3 x6 m+ f' ^) ~+ n) g
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 1 l# `7 F. j% E/ k9 v' y+ y" x
1 U6 F( |8 h) i# t/ v- ~1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
4 f8 [+ J( ]- @+ B* O. l; {2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 9 o5 A- o& D- g" T2 E
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 4 ` [7 X2 ]+ o2 ]: f2 _
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
" z: b6 @6 W t' T" g5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
b4 U- A. u4 x' U( @! N" i5 A6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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3 N R$ T5 a% a; M5 g, }* sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ( Z3 y' P& i& R, p1 o* J) b
7 t6 W! V/ C7 u, ^! Z& H: Q" r" N1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
) }' r0 I5 O6 r4 ~" T8 ]# s) [% l2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
! o; r4 N/ X- X0 B. k: k3. The workday is about two hours long. # H$ v( ?3 j1 a
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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