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Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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发表于 2007-7-17 06:48 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
1 X# N; M  a$ f0 S, R2 Y" r$ _5 P2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
; E5 q" I' O' G2 b- F3 {3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
' z. U4 _- c( O( ^$ E' h; ?' W2 J4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. + V! |4 Q, X( i% q2 I% O2 z9 X
5. Weed
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% p: @( O1 U+ `$ \TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA + w+ E2 O$ Q, N* V2 }, b% U
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
+ |5 w0 C, Q& s, }  @! l2. Ottawa who?. W1 \4 f# R' T" h
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. . L: e, f" K' U7 k. U* D
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. * w6 U3 Y/ |2 M: S% W' S
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
+ T* Z, B. F3 C7 ~+ _! V7 r6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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! n7 D. Q5 q8 S6 @TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ) o& b$ E4 w+ P# W' q6 e/ f: U

% D$ x! Q. C/ m6 O% _. Y3 ]: o1. You never run out of wheat.   j, t& N. b) d) f+ d) n9 j2 w
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
* |) T$ v/ ~7 m; N3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 7 U: W' O, `& T: O5 C- |
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
8 l' F8 k2 \+ u; {. U- C' S2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
" m- ]2 o! q. M# a4 {4 ^' H3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
( L# b! @: r8 P6 f" n" L1 I4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
0 O- {0 A0 i9 N3 O* r9 ~4 J  m5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ) ~% j: _1 Q4 U9 _% q" r- c8 u5 `

: z' E3 M. y# g" f1. You live in the centre of the universe.
, D6 M9 \+ H0 q$ R2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
8 }3 P0 U2 N: Y& D  p3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. & `. a, L1 `- ?5 U! C! ]9 S0 ?& p% Y
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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9 \: }# ?& S- l  f) s; _+ N% ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 6 h- k8 |# e! @
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
  `  Q. _8 M8 j' T3 d( Q; m' i2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
& F5 Q0 ~' W: F3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
+ `# ^, L  X9 t/ B5 {& \7 B' I( V% E4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *7 ~. |. N4 n( K4 f) ?. r
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ( c7 D: ]& o: ~; X2 m2 b

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6 X5 e' ~: V" v% {# t( ]; g. e1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
; ^# {8 a; ]2 p  W2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 6 v% ?$ f4 ]+ T" p
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4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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; M) P# U0 `# y! `" z- jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 8 K1 T+ c% L0 O) P0 B: [

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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
  M9 e3 V( ?0 a/ x$ t3 n2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
# |3 A) b$ u) l5 T9 a# g3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. " e0 i) P7 P$ s2 Q2 I: v
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7 b; o+ a& K7 q  JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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, y4 x% D7 Z& E9 W! j1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
& \" C- A6 n( w2 l$ _2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. % l' M. T) E0 _  c
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. * \9 i* p$ ]  u4 K* P/ U% n! N
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
# N  {" n( n- A" T- U3 z) \1 Z! p5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6 S1 C0 \# F" s7 O6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ' G# x, \4 ~9 M6 B/ f+ z

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( c1 ]8 t  w& w4 Y; M* q1 ]TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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! w! h4 D/ |3 Z1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2 k  i9 {& _' }- [2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. : ]5 `+ C; ?( h* C% G
3. The workday is about two hours long. # d1 I$ A% A! n* X  _  |' u
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
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About Winnipeg

曾经想搬去那里,并且专程跑了一趟,那是前年春天的事情。
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! C: H+ t& D. @! R* Q* C- @住在一家移民接待站,房东打政府工,1200尺的平房,大学附近,前进双车库,大概只有28万。这样的房子,在我们这里得50-60万了吧。9 R/ Y  D/ C0 H9 F9 i- P% E9 D" O
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聊起来,说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流,好像是美国的一个什么地方,到了春天,雪水就从山上流下来,并夹杂着大冰块,经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过,据房东说,市政府另修了一条疏洪渠,应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时,听到河水是由南往北,由美国往加拿大流,就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西,由北往南流。. k. I; s: G; E. g. J

* ?' }3 v+ G; s至于冬天,没有在那里呆过,只是听人家说起过。好像,温尼泊的冬天,确实厉害。
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如果看地图,温尼泊在加拿大的中间,所以,做加东还是加西,由你选。
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9 y* x, P/ e. k: A6 L看房价的话,加拿大从东到西,几个大中城市里面,就她的房价,还比较低了。! f. w$ [' z' g
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爱民顿、卡而加利,到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳,轮番上涨的时候,后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴,那就是温尼泊了。) x- y5 y, [& W: d- |$ f6 I) w

! B) [! v& F8 r" i3 E0 [曾经主张新移民去温尼泊,就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去,整个加拿大,就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。
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