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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA G2 T6 I1 s, K/ q) a
* K/ ?6 w* |$ N/ s1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
" v- [/ V9 _8 F* b. X: p5 H7 w2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
/ s* E% @& ]" e3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
6 H; l2 ^8 k+ [+ \. N) C+ a$ ^, F4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
2 d# k Y; `2 \) R; F5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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, Y0 U& _% c" h1. Big rock between you and B.C. ' n5 V& h; C3 i
2. Ottawa who?: M" U5 x: G* T. H* {3 f2 J
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
" W% C5 b; \$ t/ o, D r4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
7 c: Z: C" F3 `% d# R. E$ C5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
b* j' B' Y9 s% X0 K; x6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. / x7 _3 T0 I- H O5 x/ v/ Q$ O N5 p
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* W" ^% i, c5 w) h& VTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN % K4 p% u8 e! L' ~# r% _. _; ^
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1. You never run out of wheat. o# i* d2 T1 r* V; H
2. Your province is really easy to draw. % p( J+ l: l6 E
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
8 s. W% e& M6 ]$ i3 U4. People will assume you live on a farm. & M, k2 w1 q* Q7 p! z1 R! J
4 q8 g2 o! x8 N- aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
( O5 M/ F& `+ X2 L2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. : v% n3 z6 I6 y$ P& D+ o7 A- j
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
' B* T; n1 s5 C7 l% l) |4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
( T5 G0 E6 c9 x' h! w5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. & c" y/ w! u3 Q3 a5 ?! Z1 s
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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_ R8 F& J6 a0 b1. You live in the centre of the universe. , T8 o; Q! \, K
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. . o& U- K' D8 M+ V& A8 ]: a# F( H3 u
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
9 T3 j' P$ {+ p. O {3 O8 \0 }4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC , \9 K+ o1 U: }* \ k
7 T0 g7 C- D- g& v+ f( R1. Racism is socially acceptable
3 z1 Q8 g: |: L. D, l# C( }( V2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. . ]: S: {5 s& C' Z7 D
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
7 ]/ w9 H* U) b' j! s4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *6 A g* m2 d6 {; \
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK , g5 c& ]( j" Q* z7 X$ Y1 K) v! A
' S# f C6 F& m0 u5 H6 c+ dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK & ?+ Z- k' Z8 e; d' [5 r" H
4 [5 X7 R. V0 \, q+ w1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 7 v7 Q" [3 r5 r0 Z/ L
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. # Y4 n: F8 p) H/ O+ P, {- K
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 7 n4 _4 h3 u P- [
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. % r4 S- @/ s. z* j5 b
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ) f; A" K' Q3 p2 h0 q8 H3 z0 G- v
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
9 B$ P7 Z8 y6 `0 D! S+ p [3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 2 j! l1 e. `3 |
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 6 e2 V, N) ^- l- B; u" T
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
& O$ S2 d# k( W2 `9 O: F$ O3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
" ?( P/ @$ ], R- P& l4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
& ^4 g1 O; b3 i5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
3 \( e0 E7 x: C9 t6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. # v, W: k" {1 }) C# o
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$ T) c; C4 P$ w6 h rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
! u0 _: \; n" C- O: g2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 3 j% M/ O$ t8 M, G& i" E% |9 @9 N$ e
3. The workday is about two hours long. ( T# m# G& N1 c* _2 i! I, U0 H2 M
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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