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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 7 Y9 d- u3 C- c) F% M K# Y
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
2 _ N& n4 T% R6 ]3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 8 e: c- Q% r. t1 p, J( c! [
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ; v% K/ b' {" a0 t2 T
, t2 F; k& `, m1. Big rock between you and B.C.
# U: {! B* F- V% W' V! j3 Y2. Ottawa who?
2 M/ p2 q0 Z- y: T3 K9 s3 ]- p0 `5 c3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 7 K' G5 F+ R- ]0 I3 [
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 8 S/ [3 ~, Y1 H/ J3 S
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
S8 O- L4 c2 v1 s6 ?6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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8 |5 F, }: p8 w* k. bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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% h& b5 ]6 {$ ]& K1. You never run out of wheat.
3 z7 Z) I& U6 Z- S* @* o' ^2. Your province is really easy to draw.
6 w- u. q6 X" K% ]3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
6 k% X# Q" X" J R9 k/ g4. People will assume you live on a farm. ' ~% d. @0 R3 ?- D" G4 x) \
3 q6 @7 V8 X) s! wTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
5 Y! G) t* |! o" Q: ^. L0 M2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. + g, E- \0 i! k* `" b6 U
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 0 q* W1 B9 H2 W1 I
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
% S7 C7 N- Y5 Q3 l5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; [# ^$ }! I9 s
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. : z" V7 v7 s# ]. z
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
. g4 G3 e8 U8 S1 p, Y+ e( ? s3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
8 @7 @7 A1 p4 B" ?/ u7 X2 q4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 8 }# X% r& a+ l7 S; I
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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0 |" m( Q6 F8 N* m2 I$ c0 N; Z1. Racism is socially acceptable
( V) j4 ]" L9 s' a6 U7 P2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
( s7 S ~: K( M6 R$ t- P1 d3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
1 x& i6 J! c: d, _4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *) |* _% Y1 g7 X
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK - |: |5 G* C; B" |# Y# e2 S
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK / z8 P$ m. J) {6 _& e1 a
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. ! w2 | t! u+ D. q" X5 l
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. & X+ s) |# O" l/ N: |0 o3 P# g1 C
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
, j. f( D, `8 C5 |! }9 ^4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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3 K) u' j N' L! O8 Q5 J7 L8 A. }8 vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
3 o5 }$ Y1 f1 K+ n$ A2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ) s3 i$ Z4 `) R5 _
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. / g3 ^9 P% x+ Z& \0 |
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3 e1 k$ b) }& S0 y- ^; J, ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
3 h7 l5 \. N' G% O! D% O: w: _% c# P2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ( A5 K* A" {$ @& S! l
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 8 r, g/ C& X4 E/ S u; y
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
) P& T0 W5 g( z- N; I5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. k- Z' v: V. y% F/ E7 o" T
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 9 W- h% A# P1 [& E% _. U
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: k& n$ `3 o( UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ) c3 m& l5 A9 H" x6 M. U. }
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
4 T" N, w" v3 i/ a' T# Z2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
8 d7 s, v' }; A4 ?1 R* H' I ^& }3. The workday is about two hours long. 1 N( T0 w) ^# g
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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