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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA( q6 t: _) u$ c
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
+ z5 {1 z: L- Y; P2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
. ?0 c& J, M& j( X- @3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4 L d- U8 F9 t0 k7 h/ O7 r( v! Y% x: g4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA % k; M0 d, n, Y/ u9 a+ ]+ p/ q
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. % n& k0 Y$ l( ~; c0 a# B
2. Ottawa who?& j/ y8 y A( R3 j5 P
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 5 A4 R- q7 O/ c B, M
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 5 l6 _% l: M& H+ {# U- V/ m
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
( a% O+ b! F2 X" e7 ?# k5 Q! J' q6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. ( C6 k% n1 e, J0 C" v0 b5 v
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/ ?% n& q: |- d4 n1 B% N0 J- wTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN . r7 S$ S( D4 u& ?
4 f; h0 j2 ^9 n5 ]0 x3 v. e$ b1. You never run out of wheat. , n- A- Y5 u; F$ m6 Q( |
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
7 P) z0 c. _2 P3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
8 z( P& g4 k* ~7 K$ t; ~2 c" \4. People will assume you live on a farm. 6 q" v( |' r( @: o f
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA # ]7 w' A3 C, {
& V a7 w# r7 F$ h# C0 t1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
; a/ p' V4 {6 A% K( u+ J/ A7 H, b: B2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 6 H/ z2 q7 z1 W* \
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
6 L9 D# z" w6 B7 j- h3 n4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. Q2 x. r5 l1 E: w6 }. j2 X
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. : t5 x, U" r$ U6 F) H
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
0 Z- [+ M/ M* W- T/ O3 I2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 7 M. t- d* x0 Z' Y
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
+ \( A2 x; Q4 b4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1 J2 a" {# x$ G# o: n1. Racism is socially acceptable - ^8 I7 d3 A) y2 Y( m
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 1 Z# ?* r3 s& f7 a
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
5 }5 I9 `1 M: U) h9 x _3 T4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *) ?! J9 d z# U4 h( f/ N
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 5 d+ d h% O9 A) k' v
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
E# s) D" [ d5 E' O7 K2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
- M* K( @1 Y' k9 m5 n# O6 p3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 6 f8 m2 L( r! t
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. $ m4 F4 P6 c* l
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5 e$ v1 {' E5 B* M6 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ) F9 J1 M, v: |4 W- F3 q: E; V0 ^
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2 |8 g$ p" v' [1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
. c* c. n( ], H& x7 L/ p1 h' d2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
: u5 g P$ D7 t! K8 ^3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. / s) |$ n! J- Z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND " M, e8 i8 A, g+ ~, d; e1 x# r- A
. t6 V. Q1 {! A; W0 l1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 2 C$ ^0 s: i% J! J/ K1 a
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 8 f) [8 C( P5 R6 i! s
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
6 M ~$ A' l7 \4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." * ^+ E; h3 j& z3 h2 d' Q3 S/ C
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 3 U6 M/ P4 c; Y* X
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. & v: z4 i4 [3 P8 L
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u, x4 [' u3 A# L% q5 h) ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 6 u* u: K& r. u' M9 i/ o( H
6 n, j) l2 \/ N1 o0 R( H5 g+ s1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. , t, F& l$ D n
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 4 [6 q2 A1 Q( @1 U5 y
3. The workday is about two hours long.
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