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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA' v X- a- \3 l+ ~+ r: p
3 g6 W0 O! {' g1 S) ?) C2 d1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 8 M2 ~8 ~2 b7 t& m. O; W
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ' R3 D) X2 l2 a' B( r% s9 o
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. $ V: a5 B2 Y& i" L; ]" l/ Q
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ; [5 T- B3 e1 C+ O @' v
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
0 l1 z' X: p* q' L2. Ottawa who?, ~0 ^) Y- c* X7 v
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. / A" V* t9 M; j% V, d2 G/ f2 c4 o
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 4 n- L) k6 m$ l' v
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 1 q7 i2 N2 N9 W4 |/ u
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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, d4 T; r" G0 N1 G8 R8 q3 c, N/ TTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN * B& ~! a2 [6 e# `! d) J z" N
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1. You never run out of wheat.
( a8 N% `* N* v3 l- S+ M/ Y2. Your province is really easy to draw.
1 L2 a+ I# f6 t; e9 \3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ; M9 C' I B& {6 i
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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8 y! ^& ]: M, n+ ], b+ hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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/ m' G: @& ^. P' i# x4 v7 d6 n1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
% s, ^* t3 i' g& i2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
; J7 x* L6 \& i/ @" E3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
0 P- G" @1 `; y" o. W# F1 J4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 9 L9 G2 _! P* \9 V W/ v" q, D$ g* j
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. / M* B5 |7 |- ~
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
" O8 E" l; d# w$ W* o3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
6 K: {5 n; }1 I p# k9 C# P$ P: I9 @& P3 X/ E4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 1 M( U4 i3 F8 [; Q( P% ?% [
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6 e1 x! x8 T, i7 m$ `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable . o6 w) j3 m+ W( X
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. , G* s* ]2 e0 m; q7 j; O& Y
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. t! K: s9 [- A; {( U
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *1 H2 @# Q3 C. m
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK $ @5 r8 R! e# g
4 P4 }) Y7 _; x0 S; pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK : o/ L. C% ]; E6 j" t {: d
6 C# {2 |& m0 ^% k6 O1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
+ D. C6 c* _, n3 o' [2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 9 x2 [2 G, `; ^& T0 ?4 \% N( _
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick & V1 ~/ ~. o$ o: W9 W: ~% R. [/ k8 m
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA / I: u6 c6 a0 e* E/ f9 M
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6 I! c6 {- w9 b, \' a/ `1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
& [. a& W- h* C6 K8 D) v2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ! W3 i4 ^& X, d1 j; ~
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 5 o7 J3 M4 Z4 i% n h
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- b5 J& D+ {' W2 q5 L1 N) ETOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 6 r6 Q- W( X0 x2 I" d% f: v$ ?* p
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 5 [, \/ G! J- ?) x* D
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
2 _. E( V# u1 h" R7 q3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. / x& K% a$ v m7 }; J: A
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." , l3 r8 }. V, x* }! L
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. # Y& P7 G" B$ K) o! x
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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+ n! @* x9 s) l( G: kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
- `! o2 h2 h# c( Z) K$ k+ A2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. ( Q5 w/ ]* w9 f6 }
3. The workday is about two hours long.
3 R! s; K, c% Q% w9 h$ |4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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