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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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" Z9 ]0 h" J: v0 X4 w) PAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
+ N. L: i# W( t0 H; y7 U/ W隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人' |, h6 @# i4 D! X0 f9 g
1 _. {9 Q3 j) v) }/ d/ t7 yHere are just a few reasons why:
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' x. @0 Q6 a1 K4 L% o$ LA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
! G; i$ R; k8 ^! a$ K P7 q40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
: X3 h. o& `. \' |% N8 r" w40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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Y2 ^: G4 @2 |* O4 xShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
" y1 B* ~& W8 z8 D; s她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情3 m" B9 {4 z+ k) L% J
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Women over 40 are dignified.1 h! i9 k, v5 V
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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+ |* |5 C- P, b% P! ?8 B8 mOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
. M/ O# ^% @8 z0 R. H2 K當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.4 e- w+ X! x8 s' L' |; s K5 ]' R) r
一槍把你給斃了。
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8 x3 t7 C; a) W2 wOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
1 L3 D! ~; |- @# B* Q2 S熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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& i) G7 R' w& b* UThey know what it's like to be unappreciated., |! B- T+ \8 b V6 r' g7 d ]
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味$ \& ~0 N$ \) P# m
5 P% \- [1 a6 m. AWomen get psychic as they age.9 s# H* G2 c7 m" T' T( s F
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.! P9 h1 D) Z) |
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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# {% I( Z6 M2 B. [* N m1 lOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,8 d5 P% l/ r+ r- Z. {
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見; @4 z, ?7 q7 U
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.2 w- f) }' T7 T" `1 c C- `% B
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意: |" s$ C. H$ t% a! P6 n
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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, i# ~8 {$ J% M& g& L3 j% R8 FUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
1 s5 A: V! ~3 X5 m, r0 |40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,* Z5 ?. x/ g; i# g
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人) V9 ?. m5 I; y! g' S& N
c7 K* L! p( y: _2 ^! _there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.4 L! ~' u8 @$ [8 F8 g
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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1 t$ ?( R# i' ?9 D! gLadies, I apologize.
& L! J0 W. t9 J! P. q- b6 u. m/ Q女士們，請容許我在這兒
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, v' F3 E: J8 ]6 X4 t6 r8 MFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
5 B k( c* R' G% ]8 V7 h( Q那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
1 I9 K, ^/ Q1 _0 ?1 C6 k& x實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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( G; [ x- n5 f( m7 UNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.( H3 J0 r+ S/ y) D: O! a
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚0 L6 o/ c( C: e$ ^5 R
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage r, a4 \! X$ \) T6 Y; f& E
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
