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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:% k* S4 f2 D7 W r* U" i
+ r% [" [4 L0 k: G6 LAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.( Y% R E4 U( E, n
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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E9 c5 Y5 a& F5 x$ F' ` uHere are just a few reasons why:4 f, ]1 k& ~# \. o7 J- @
為什麼呢?% s+ v1 _1 u" \" @6 f5 g" X
- {; ]. Q- M! S8 Q! YA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,4 u' l9 z1 r0 t! A
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:+ D% ?& d+ \/ ]% a) Z) A; I0 w0 f
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"What are you thinking?
4 E! H9 f7 L" Q2 C你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
- S/ L: y( D( [, N- B! o她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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* W6 O6 u$ r9 PIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game," I1 s4 R: m" A( _' G% M
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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; \- q( Z M1 q, P/ P# u/ Kshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
/ ]( n8 L. o: @3 y她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西- A4 u! I2 g, s0 O! J5 P
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.$ J/ L$ J6 `* p4 J" G" p7 V
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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# f2 V m {; W) h6 hWomen over 40 are dignified.+ U1 s; ~4 H* `6 q/ ~
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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% f2 l( O( ~0 E. E0 j) [. ?They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
/ x% M- _; h* G; G: ~0 {- E- C跟你大呼小叫: A3 w) o/ h) B$ l( `# F' o
& B% ^1 W% e) P Q& |Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you; ]% g+ B7 p5 D# Z" i9 u
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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! P' s4 u0 h9 a# {3 \& a# xIf they think they can get away with it.6 |# E7 I/ R& P: d, v. F
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
( C4 K( \: V5 Z熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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8 H7 J$ |5 y) x g0 WThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
! O- n ]; i b# y, _; T% o1 h因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味( N% r* B8 j3 }
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.1 Y+ j1 M8 h- T, F+ R' {" d% L
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔9 \0 w2 e7 D7 W) H/ c8 v) ]
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見3 m# l0 j3 S3 k; z9 T* n. Y
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 E! x% q& g5 ?, E$ d40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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+ H& U! K) F, l; S. ^Older women are forthright and honest.
' Z8 i" u5 j) K' q3 M+ b熟女直接又誠實( @/ U- {- G0 X6 g
( u/ f5 e9 }+ y% w' m) \( ?They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
$ C6 r- G+ v) K如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.3 w/ R* \; y9 V: z0 X3 ?: ^: T. h
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意' F- v1 T+ g* M, N, D h# d1 A4 }
( o6 M( T& D# K0 S o- g* ^& {Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.+ R/ x# a3 z5 o9 _# D: o, k% | y% n
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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' l# M1 Y* z2 E( S1 {9 v7 A; fUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
1 K4 L9 F7 J: r4 d. l. u40歲以上的男人呢?3 o) c0 [5 u$ F6 v* A, [" J* W1 G
$ v, o! }+ _6 q* _) wFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
* o2 D) d- @" [/ v9 _相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人/ z; n2 m3 ]* Q. l2 J, N" t b0 C" A
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants6 B1 k* ~% s4 {7 J6 [% S/ N
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
- u6 @! d6 g( J% T厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
4 r2 f8 R; A" u7 Z# B& F# F7 a1 I女士們，請容許我在這兒" T4 F" I, M4 @$ z
2 w7 k0 N- h% H7 s) M2 XFor all those men who say,
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8 Y6 c Z S& A$ C3 n"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
1 F1 [+ i, P+ k5 l* t0 B) P那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
( X6 I7 R9 k \" K5 X$ W! m實在是太搞不清楚狀況了, \! l# ?/ K6 K; [: n4 @
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
, [ t$ M' h" y7 c h& |1 t今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚; y8 h' S8 p: q f4 H) Z: j
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為什麼呢 ?
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. `! @/ V' T2 o8 v9 EBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
( a/ V2 ~" \3 I因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
