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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
* t% R Q6 a3 e+ ?- t隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人$ }7 K2 B2 T$ Y2 J
- M; y' q+ C6 m9 F! hHere are just a few reasons why:' Q/ k$ v( w* C: e! f7 s5 O
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
" Q/ ~4 r5 `' y* O4 ~) a40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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n1 \0 |. S. n& K"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.
Q1 m! T5 V3 v: M/ ?她才不在乎你在想什麼。# W" q/ u% _' f) d4 C! }0 U
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.1 d- q8 Q9 P: Q0 p% }; \: s
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西" l# O3 Q6 {" l% E, u
" A% f& H1 {6 F4 d: w: N( ]8 fShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.# ]( b& T0 w" r+ L" d5 l; S
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情5 g8 |$ S5 z# s. z1 j7 r
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Women over 40 are dignified.4 |, i6 s$ j- O4 t/ z) g" k
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.6 g1 F" f7 K4 ` D! M& ^
跟你大呼小叫: i5 `5 x4 q9 ~# \$ v- c
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
# ~, J, ^! A' v; R9 \當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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$ X. Z5 z8 v# T5 r" K4 {If they think they can get away with it.+ ?) m. ]8 v5 m2 k ~- L
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.+ U, a, M; Q% S& o
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)2 ~# R& t) u1 r
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated." [( ~- r& [0 i- b: q* G
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味" g; W; b6 ?# k0 E
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女人越老越通靈. @' L. G% H" n9 U7 }$ _: a
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
2 {+ K" m7 Z R- p: T# g你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔5 }+ ?' G: L/ ]' c- h/ m
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,( s9 ^( C6 K/ w8 b+ g* }. @5 {- S
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見* i, L1 [- R3 i( ~
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.+ y, k# q& `" u+ j- f+ j
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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" G" }* D% D+ j8 r. m9 q3 iOlder women are forthright and honest.& H& Y& a5 z$ k* k( B% q! p
熟女直接又誠實
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' R* P+ q" l- Y! ], u$ r0 x5 yThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.* G R, ?9 P/ ^3 c! I6 h( s( W: k$ @
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋$ e# l1 r n7 U$ u+ F
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.! w9 g0 s( {5 v- Z A
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意! T- r) z* t& q* Y8 v
# O6 g- o2 A2 r: [1 X* J) vYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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" f1 J* l8 B. ~% e# SUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
% T+ L, P' b& Y; s相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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1 Q. c. w) ` E6 b1 B: Tthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.3 j4 B+ M+ |6 _) L; G
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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% u6 S* W- i* D9 f* t; @' T. zFor all those men who say,
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0 M- o4 O( x' t"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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' J% e- [3 i2 G2 @- R/ k2 |# Ghere's an update for you.7 I; `/ Q9 Q ^7 I3 D4 t1 u7 G
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了3 F7 R1 k5 \8 U
( G5 ^' b* s# i' y- ?4 lNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
( t) ]; u5 ?3 ^3 T& T2 K0 c7 i今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚1 ^1 P; [$ C# R3 l/ s. C8 T
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage8 ~/ P( T/ d- F9 b
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
