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! R1 ?! n) R# Y/ |3 ~Why should I go out to see a movie or a concert---it is a lot more comfortable to stay at home. I have cable TV, which gives me a choice of 30 different programs. Why, I can see a championship fight right in my living room. Or I can rent a good movie for a couple of bucks and watch it on my VCR.
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Mall rats 鑰佸枩娆㈠埌璐�鐗╀腑蹇冨幓閫涚殑骞磋交浜�
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$ i9 K9 c3 q: e2 @2 M. UHey, there鈥檚 always something to do there for us mall rats. At least a dozen fast food places where we can buy a burger, a slice of pizza, ice cream---whatever. Ten different movie theaters, and a whole lot of people to watch, you know? I can, like, spend the whole day there, you know?

Sure, I used to be a typical mall rat hanging around watching the crowds, especially the girls. But then I went out for basketball, made the team and I don鈥檛 have time to waste anymore!
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) s0 e  M4 g8 L0 X: e+ n) EServes him right锛� 浠栨椿璇ュ�掗湁锛乭e had it coming to him.鑷�椋熷叾鏋滐紒
( E2 m6 l6 D8 @ He deserves it! 鈥滆嚜浣滆嚜鍙椻�濇垨鑰呪�滃�煎緱绉拌禐鈥�

---You know what?
---What?
---Cindy just got divorced.
---So soon? She got married only last summer.
---Well, she found out that her husband was not the millionaire she thought he was.
  C" N4 k; `6 N# y6 e3 x- U5 v) ?  o--Serves her right! She said she married him for money, not for love.
+ E& Z' y  n8 F8 ~---Really?
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8 i5 U/ B( T' @" j1 k9 B& Q---A former official got arrested after it was revealed that he had taken bribes.
& H  q/ N# d- F  P& K! [---He got his just deserts