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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

2 p1 g3 \1 c# g6 Q1 N: q- N1 n发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

1 c7 n" g) H) q- M  p  l8 JMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
4 ~" I3 J2 K( @8 X. ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
) o) p2 M( l" E* j8 s0 R6 ~Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) U* b* b. G8 U6 U8 J  u要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; t& `. W) k6 u3 L5 z5 u每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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+ Y  Z1 D) `) D/ T1 q! ?Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  k' |1 f$ e. }+ N" U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
! Y4 R: a$ A& l+ W" jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 [  G/ Y9 X) T) h$ _# v- D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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, K  V$ F0 O0 BNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
; X" y, i' D2 @6 Q5 `不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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+ w) g8 T$ W. {9 h- v* }9 }3 r4 {- KLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" D) S6 o+ C$ s0 H1 z: j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 H9 Q) P8 x. R4 ^"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 v& Y# a! J- x* E, g& \, V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 q1 a) u% E8 x3 k- m努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
9 j6 f4 h7 Y# v1 H& R"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
4 y) N+ \9 e0 X# m# C工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 o  ^/ O) u) U# V$ L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
( l; ?  w* p! M( A5 a& S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8 E) k* X1 u" H5 ?, r8 X# r/ b6 S+ B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: h' |0 s! K" `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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