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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

' ^8 I8 l$ k% X. e7 l) B( q发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3 v. x/ C4 G0 e6 Z- Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
6 k+ D; i9 P4 S2 L' ^6 B6 \Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
: g- f5 X" {" m  n* Y/ e1 J要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
2 C+ w. \! x9 _3 B4 v8 w* f$ ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% F; Q/ x- [1 e# z- E8 c+ P每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 x5 d, R- M$ q' E" |The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# |3 U' l3 p- a% W  z7 p成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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/ p3 v2 g' \3 O  z7 t( W" sNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  Y* U  o* a( C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3 \) R: \% c2 B+ v  P: {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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$ @, G3 \- o7 L+ `# O6 a"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: s- }- Y; \9 e: V% u4 P* e"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
6 t  M, [6 j8 b$ ["Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" }2 F* h9 Y+ V% `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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2 j6 o- R6 n" J7 f1 [3 @* d! s! `* qWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
6 @# w; `8 E  B* ~! |1 t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 z: D) U  ~, i# FA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  b8 W* v$ n0 Q! P+ \! U# v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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5 p' ?2 ?+ h. y2 y7 Y7 W( sThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 t( w* q/ i- r  R# j6 x; g% @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。