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+ f. \. b6 y" j- s: g& c) ]4 W( Z发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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! _2 p; D+ n& U! U% v4 @Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
# L  U$ _' k, Q+ @+ cBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" g0 B# U" L5 Z* o0 F) T8 V每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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3 c+ \6 e8 p0 O' ^Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 A1 @# b4 ]0 o# k- CThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 e. y3 A% a' c7 N, N. Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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. n* E) K  o' I" Q3 G9 _% pSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 X: p6 M4 [5 m3 g8 Z  C2 z8 RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
8 u/ J, ^$ P( UChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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  x0 U/ A1 }' s3 L5 Y$ y( m: s6 b"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 d5 v+ [. m( ~; Z4 ~* D" m; o9 y"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
) Z" _" k2 L- N* M# T0 \( I+ b* qThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* h  u3 V, z4 c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
9 ?2 [9 _4 O8 {8 ]8 j  X# x% M"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
5 f& }; t& m, n7 k. G3 R努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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( N# l0 j3 \' |$ M0 G/ b"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ u8 d- I( d/ W工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- g" i4 \. o& x5 x. S4 p; j6 G3 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 s. P( S1 s, A) V9 g6 H- s; lThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 O4 p4 _' t0 ^学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。