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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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3 A9 {* l I% a6 Y0 w4 kAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.# ~; w( y% V! e5 D9 ]9 E) R
# W4 A" Y7 @! Z5 p2 U7 iWhat can I do?; _" w) N) G) O, ] U5 J: Y
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- B \; k! x2 Q6 I% PReply:
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$ c2 {# b- V; U) o1 n# Y8 X& r3 @Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:) O) d# z9 V' j* q
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 2 G2 Y, D' K. }" s% ~
$ |$ C- t1 N+ V, Y% STry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.% K6 Z: t; t3 r# p9 q: y$ L
4 w# B. d' k; ~But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.' ?; k# M+ W) t1 x
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.2 R- b" E4 Z3 K& B7 V( p* Y
- Y: Q! r, H1 D& u% ` O7 \Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. % S+ D; |; o( v+ q/ u
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performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.8 X! M8 P0 U- y; b4 i* g: [
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Good Luck,$ ^2 r3 K0 K$ S8 \
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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