UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

3 p: b$ B8 x  u, I$ L% B+ P% AIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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5 |! t8 ]8 H5 M  m% QFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

1 g2 u" H, J7 t3 _; R; G5 H, j+ r1 cTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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) V' X: x$ ?" a2 V1 i) JIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

6 x+ j" D; S5 E# D* F9 q3 ~& RBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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. @# A, @% H/ }# zLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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) B  y, x" P" U6 JWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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. ^- [" r. h6 @You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
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