UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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# B* D) r6 c3 a3 O) R: ~+ jLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

3 Q& V9 v" {: t7 r; vAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

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4 F( C: Y, h! O+ q) PDesperate Housewife
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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5 |( e. q) V5 D1 kFirst keep in mind:
  N6 d' |, R" ~Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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! C( F0 n6 H1 q) I1 r; ]Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

; O9 H  y  J( \If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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3 |! o" ?# ~( a$ b* y8 f6 ?* TLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

. L; {- F: \- H" ZGood Luck,
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