美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人

Justing

美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人

6 }8 n* f& l" z  g* [  {不久前，美国联邦调查人员逮获了纽约华尔街一名谜一般的股票投资者，据称此人仅靠800美元起家，在短短数月的时间内至少获利数千万美元！
; O4 n( a5 x* A- P6 r( [' `美国调查人员相信他之所以能股市常胜，是因为非法获得了可靠的“证券内幕消息”，但当调查人员要求他透露“消息来源”时，此人竟破天荒地声称他是一名来自2256年的时间旅行者，他之所以炒股屡胜，只因为对21世纪初的美国股市涨跌行情“了如指掌”。
选股必涨赢利数千万
据美国安全证券交易委员会(SEC)消息来源称，这名叫做安德鲁·卡尔森的44岁男子是在一系列的股市投资奇迹后于去年被逮获的。
一年前的美国股市大跳水，让许多美国投资者输了个倾家荡产，以泪洗面，痛不欲生，但卡尔森却接连投资多个股票，他投资的股票总是在购买后不久就开始大涨，在不到半年的时间内，卡尔森就购买了126次股票，几乎每股必涨，卡尔森至少赢利数千万美元。
调查人员发现卡尔森投入股市的第一笔资本仅800美元，他的异常成功引起了华尔街监督人员的注意，美国安全证券交易委员会调查人员相信，卡尔森的惊人成功，肯定与事先非法获得“证券内幕消息”有关。一名调查人员道：“如果一个公司的股票因为合并或科技突破等原因即将上升，那么此前肯定是一个秘密。但不知为什么，卡尔森却总能事先获知这个秘密。”
4 W: [) ^7 X  T自称来自“未来世界”
. n1 }6 ]! M/ Z0 a+ Q0 j; n当调查人员将卡尔森逮捕讯问的时候，得到了一个让他们瞠目结舌的回答，卡尔森破天荒地宣称，他是一名来自250年后“未来世界”的人，那个时代的人们人人都熟知21世纪初美国历史上最恶劣的股票跳水事件，任何一个懂点股票常识的人回到21世纪，都能通过炒股发一笔大财；而他正是乘坐“时间机器”返回21世纪梦想大赚一笔的。
卡尔森在一盘录像带中供认道：“那是一个无法抵抗的巨大诱惑，我曾计划让我的投资显得更自然一些，譬如在这份股票上输一点，在那份股票上再输一点，使我的投资不至于显得太顺利———没想到我还是被逮住了。”
/ [- N3 i5 @' j: X6 t% _, i自称知道治疗艾滋病方法
# R; j! h* N1 f/ e据报道，卡尔森据称还愿意泄露一些“历史性的事实”来换取自己的释放，譬如泄露“奥萨马·本·拉登的下落”或治愈艾滋病的方法等。
! c4 U  L" [5 f, U5 x# V' X他称自己目前惟一一个愿望就是允许他乘坐自己的“时间机器”再返回未来，那些在21世纪赚来的钱他可以统统不要。
不过，当调查人员询问所谓的“时间机器”下落时，卡尔森却拒绝透露分毫，声称担心这项科技会落入“错误的人手里”。
$ K" [' t6 U# t0 \0 g, L. e3 C没有该人任何记录
不过，调查人员压根儿就不相信卡尔森的“胡说八道”，美国安全证券交易委员会一名消息人士道：“我们一点也不相信这个家伙编造的故事，他要么是一个疯子，要么是一个病态的撒谎家。”
' w) a3 E- q% ^" o不过联邦调查人员承认：“到目前为止，没有一个人能发现安德鲁·卡尔森在2002年10月以前存在的任何联邦记录。”

老杨

太神奇了！

猪刀小试

可爱多多

这个新闻在去年我看到过，是国内的新闻网站报道的。

自由的像风

没有更新颖一点的科技幻想吗？这个人说的事实和别人的幻想一模一样？

liyong

哈哈，有趣。

Justing

http://www.centurioncounsel.com/ ... Counselor_Q1-03.pdf
‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN
7 l- Z! W: y; V+ W$ c/ DNEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
/ \2 K& J4 \' q0 W2 l0 cbizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
28.
2 \: N5 Y5 @. U3 Q: j4 [1 G& Z”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
9 b' h( h8 D' C( q3 ^5 \pure luck.
+ p0 c2 j' b# D! w”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”
% \) m4 O# G. H" i% C1 u$ MThe past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall
# ^- D# n- r  a( z/ j6 w4 C( B6 x9 KStreet watchdogs.
4 e6 ]6 J6 J, Q”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
6 x' K  Q, S: cinvestigation.
; k' [- A5 W' i. V* N& D+ k# qWhen investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
four-hour confession.
, ]& J6 [# E' k- e3 `# ICarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
0 G* X. B2 G) Q5 D/ Y$ bknowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
' t8 o1 `7 F. X( O4 uknowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
7 ~, W: d; z# E; r& V7 r”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
" Y: D1 Z8 Z) Imake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
( F* s5 o$ l; E, E5 }$ w1 pin the moment.”
$ {! g% k" p' U9 P5 ?In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
1 f/ |+ U; X/ o9 ~: \Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
* t+ T  g/ B3 E5 u7 \% DHowever, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.”

Justing

I never disagreed or agreed with the article. I just posted it because I thought it was funny.

潇洒哥

无独有偶,我也曾幻想过自己能预未来.

阴暗的角落

和电影里说得一样啊