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6 `& M3 V+ }7 lA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' % N7 d# ]0 b7 v3 a3 t2 Y
% N2 @# B% G7 u& F* h" W9 E k! V0 @6 U Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( k$ b+ v6 E9 q* H
! w# G% f* r( }& i, D The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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9 i6 L7 k3 t. V% K/ g& J. I% V Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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; ^: N# K$ g' | He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 7 M2 a3 o5 |7 ^8 V* M" i2 s. v
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Her and says, ( H, B( H0 [: i8 o$ n6 n) X% V
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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6 C* P9 ^" `5 C. E; z \4 A Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' , S* r. N3 C% G6 P
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. q X* G- `4 s* t+ u6 d He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 9 [; _! r- _3 u) Q0 X! _- {( r
- j; D% J3 z4 X! o* o o Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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( A2 M* m5 H, Y4 O# r h 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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