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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 7 |6 v/ V$ i; Y$ W/ O- P/ ?
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' % D9 L9 l, l! l0 C6 F' D
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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z$ A' ^" _+ |7 _. [& F% ` The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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/ }& w9 M* n: x+ M8 j" n. J Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ) k# N" L! y' \6 ~7 p- N8 }, K' U" S& Q
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ) n" F) |, }; h$ t) S+ G
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. Y8 [7 o k" Y) t ?) s He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to + N l# e; v( c4 \ h0 o
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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[4 y# u9 v3 }/ y" B He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 P. E) j4 R- ^4 ~. ^5 ^$ l) ^: N
4 \2 @$ J/ H6 P8 f 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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