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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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5 D5 m, _; p# c6 w- m ^4 D# MA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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; F; |# q+ n2 t4 c- d8 F The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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( B3 X+ d2 r4 M% J Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 v) e( A e$ H7 k M7 F! D
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4 y) {" b% y! `+ c2 ]; \ She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. - q$ j/ ]8 `0 Z1 H; |; t" y# M
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, " d" T! {" ]! n8 v* {3 H3 ]
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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+ B8 i; P8 f5 g) k8 I1 n% b Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 4 r9 t( k" p' T7 B
' k o3 ]" |2 `% \# q; r; Y8 M4 X Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 4 b( Y; u3 X2 \) ?1 U* a1 N
4 N- A+ L; `) Z' {- P 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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