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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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9 V( a+ b! ?7 GA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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& t& U; { C' e3 |7 U( T Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' & F- l8 l, I h0 o7 L. ` ^ H
$ H# ^1 C, T, _ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 7 R( Y8 g s' a+ @
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 6 Z7 _# X6 j9 F& C" R4 [) U
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. # \0 L9 w0 ~' M; u: i+ k: k* H
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z$ C- J/ `" @* b @ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " w- J) t( c4 g0 I
2 B$ C) u" B5 ?7 p @ Her and says, 9 G/ |+ l5 i$ ?5 t
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7 ^: I$ e. r1 G, k 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 9 h @* j# K+ H' [ ?
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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M, e3 M) F. D He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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