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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. + u4 p# L4 |6 C( x4 l+ K
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ' I2 w4 }8 I; w+ c- x/ x; N. R9 {+ g
8 O4 w" B$ ]9 U( w/ v1 o% k Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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! ]) `; G/ M! P The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ) m2 N4 u1 u+ T0 q6 T
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 2 C+ a- @# g( H) k
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5 r5 Y& C/ S3 _" Y2 S1 ~ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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5 a4 u$ K. W) C& {4 y Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ) [) ]2 S t( }8 o5 n8 l" l
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: a" p/ r5 d, R4 A. M/ b" Z9 A1 N He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a I. _' E' P) C0 ~! w" b
4 g% I! _/ F& g2 ?. Z5 v Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! }8 }2 x$ m( E1 ?
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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