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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - [4 ^ C. c; x& q! U
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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9 C1 `7 M3 c& n8 M5 i Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. . U/ a* C6 j' I% {+ |: G. N
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9 t& k. U5 i* c9 X' \8 g0 B t0 {# x0 C He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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` S a* R9 w" ~% Q; U/ s% f" r l Her and says,
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. D# P/ B+ U9 y1 D3 q$ B 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to + T' J- d1 O L. Y2 u. }1 f, i
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a + t2 E& c8 F+ ~5 ?1 y% K
: x0 x9 t. I3 V7 Q' P Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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( t% M9 n5 ~- U! K/ S* t 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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