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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. : P J4 @6 \" L
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ; ]8 J( w/ t% W; |0 x6 r4 R6 n
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' - N- | x/ c- J s7 w
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 1 V% W, h% o" Z5 y5 D; R( N# K
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ( N' r8 D! J5 t6 q6 {
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ) e: A+ h$ q5 I: m) f2 o$ D8 S
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, + I! V" F3 I: Q0 i& B
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