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Why did God make mothers?+ o! n3 D- Q6 T8 Z/ U# ?
( w. P, q! Y- z1 d2 [& b1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
, |- g# } k3 E+ I. q5 P2. Mostly to clean the house.
7 O- Y! J" U! M* ?3 [( j3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? ' `5 _! M r9 _# q0 K; G
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.- G7 y h* {/ Y+ m
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
# a# U4 B% a1 i5 O, I0 u/ W7 ?3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 7 _& ^, O; i N9 a i2 W
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 3 \6 n+ C" W! f
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 6 M" @- L! x9 x6 d
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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* D3 x8 G' D4 ^Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
, }6 X* O- [4 z3 O5 r4 ^" M9 B1. We're related.' g$ b) {' J8 Z( `
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ; U( x# ~, s! _; t s
. ?% b6 G& s& _What kind of little girl was your mom?
. o3 j; v7 W. F0 a% g1 s6 v1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 3 f* n- Q6 j- O% G, N) w
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
! E/ Y8 S! A0 o8 `3. They say she used to be nice. 4 m3 y" Y0 \6 n# S5 n* I1 M6 l
: m. Q" I% D; T. g! Y. U2 U4 fWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
# N1 m- o: h6 [( F& w1. His last name.
3 a r7 D2 O( w7 _7 o2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
* Y; D0 J) _! D" T4 I( Z3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ' h4 t4 e) |3 H- Y) y
! i2 g' x- l }; z- |Why did your mom marry your dad? * ?1 o w" K; z6 t3 n& j
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 9 {4 q$ Q8 r) j m. H3 s3 c& L
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ) m) N6 U) O. g- [) p, S9 g$ V
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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1 m% g. q% b3 }! h+ k/ ZWho's the boss at your house?
8 F3 C6 k$ `0 R- Z6 ~1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ; c5 t$ v, h% i& U
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
2 u4 N3 Y7 X N- ]# T2 _4 k0 L4 h3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
" N% b" y$ e" U; C( G7 D7 H& U7 L3 I% D1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. / E8 \( _% A+ z
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.2 T* ^' A+ c& x
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
6 o3 V9 c! _ j4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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. b- {. B, M/ C0 tWhat does your mom do in her spare time? 4 r; J/ c# a5 W c( ]4 F" O
1. Mothers don't do spare time.3 ]% d1 C1 Y& i% v( V. L9 t
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ' ?2 L! K _4 H) X+ U$ k+ W
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.; T5 f, [4 ?; e6 t: c
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
) Z5 k0 X, M) i8 ~- k4 r1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
$ q% B V/ P7 N) Z; W' M2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' D# X1 B8 |, B* ^7 n- K# r3 J4 K% ?
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. & h8 O; W% K; k$ W I; H
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