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Why did God make mothers?& `- R* ?8 V; X# y3 a- R7 A
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
6 l7 D* }5 F, o- m2. Mostly to clean the house.
/ }( k! D6 y0 b+ a3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. , y$ Z% s- w7 S( q' n
" d1 ^) N7 \1 ^9 |How did God make mothers?
0 `2 v- R$ q, q5 Z N. x" F1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.9 W: }. X7 c. A9 i8 m
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
" { |4 j* Q: o* O- q) C3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
2 n. \( N; G0 Y1 H+ e) K. m1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
" E/ H8 }8 L/ G2 k2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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, o* j6 `: {% zWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
% [* K6 K, ?0 _2 m x5 s# b' F/ l1. We're related.
9 P7 Y0 f/ N, a/ S2 n% n2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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( T( Q* n# B }3 `; rWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
: v3 K8 r. R# g; n7 ]5 M8 v1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. & P. a* J. K$ h1 u' \5 n- n
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 5 j, X! S9 D: Q7 }% U
3. They say she used to be nice.
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: H; p- |. _9 kWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 4 c- y. p& v9 g; {% g
1. His last name.
- U+ G. z. w+ p% _% R2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?' W; V5 R' w2 T9 D* P" ~
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? G: K( y& h+ Q/ \/ E; o8 {
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
5 B! {# r6 V2 A& i& ~7 @1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
. s% E& Q @8 v. X4 V, u2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
, I* Z; K: h) E; t- {1 T6 T! l: t3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. % N- d( t( C! I; n) `
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Who's the boss at your house?
3 m2 G8 i9 n% X$ v# T0 P1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 4 }7 Z, L3 `6 F2 y9 i
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
- k& T/ d/ C! Y) ?+ [3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. " v9 K$ t6 \. p+ |
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
/ W8 m) v6 p$ x# g9 w* W5 A' H# @1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
5 r3 I6 W$ V+ k( j2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
6 |0 U, G3 e4 E( P' ~3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. & X- `+ z0 {4 ?+ N, ~. j9 u
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. # u, r+ U0 h f4 | S) p7 q7 _/ D. u
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ' h5 R# l4 V. u; Y1 w
1. Mothers don't do spare time.% U: p' d q+ j$ S! m. T
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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- w( w# @4 p5 p/ N1 `. ?+ TWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
4 ^) l8 V5 r- N9 t. T1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.! a1 l1 a+ r$ J: c1 b
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 8 R9 _ _) o1 n
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
. m* C& P }4 p2 Q( M0 T, k. A2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
) c c8 c2 @0 c, g% A' a P3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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