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Why did God make mothers?
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/ @# L/ N0 \( |) I1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.) }2 q5 ]0 v# s- _
2. Mostly to clean the house.
# y7 P. I4 A" d/ a ]4 O5 Z2 T t3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. % R$ Y1 v$ w0 f" J7 v% e' |$ ^: v- Q$ U
% o1 S/ M5 i- [0 ^How did God make mothers?
! F9 |) J! Q. l% G( M- Z% q+ a1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
) h9 [( t/ S' k8 \1 N2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 2 R; w6 P& b2 W9 V8 Y' a4 g
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. : G! A% [7 A& W1 X# x
+ u! X* Q; `6 E. w% T& \9 \# ]0 _What ingredients are mothers made of ? 2 U9 v2 ?) j/ x- P
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
9 [; R* o! x n5 V2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ) X7 r! d1 E0 i, k) B
2 t: j7 O' E1 X! ?. t" |Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
' }$ H5 q( m$ i5 U: W1. We're related.
- x$ t# [2 ]" M$ H( U& T: b2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ; U. \1 K+ [7 O" q
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What kind of little girl was your mom? ' A* s% @1 w6 U
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. " }/ s& B/ N) j# k2 D
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
" t- g# T0 l3 s. U$ o& ^3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
, z+ t/ T4 V: P [1. His last name.* F# D! A2 Z3 o$ K; `
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?& q$ g2 p' r- A- T# a
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? ) y6 F5 }4 X, a4 U1 c
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ; o Y2 n0 z) a
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
0 T+ H+ v Z; `( `6 R( x; c3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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# E' Q0 \' \ J8 X+ fWho's the boss at your house?
0 n' X: ?- r: g, ~1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 1 q4 L1 Z- o7 a2 L; {/ o8 v
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.9 ]6 r* N) a2 v& D% U1 ?
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. - \% G& P. v7 Y, Y
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
& @( {! d# o/ [: j0 c/ |' z9 e2 k1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 V$ h' h% |8 ^4 s5 m, C
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them./ k7 _; X# a! w+ d
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
# c+ c# q) |& J8 O5 q4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
7 D0 R' F$ G, p( ]% G( A0 ^1. Mothers don't do spare time.% X1 c; h& V( s, F1 O8 r
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ! E- E6 V& N. \6 v7 [3 l& m
. a6 q/ X I% |+ L6 Z1 j0 ]/ {What would it take to make your mom perfect? $ @0 R9 t# i7 Q0 b
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.7 z$ G; R$ Z9 d# E
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 5 g/ q& Q% Z. M4 ~- k- B! _* U% B+ y
( X+ ?! {4 i5 ?1 N: _If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
# y" R8 t8 N; b5 z1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
* G3 s" k- w8 L6 o! J2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
" ^1 j! S- b9 I! i# U3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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