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4 b1 E1 Z, e% Z3 TWhy did God make mothers?
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0 }1 o* ~+ b; u# b! m1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
" a1 ?0 R0 T1 J: Q* S# {8 j1 A4 g2. Mostly to clean the house.
8 P K$ i* [* e& J8 k1 Z+ X/ l3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. $ M5 Q; u& `0 Q$ c4 t G# F
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How did God make mothers? P3 B. t! N2 j" b
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: J6 f$ u+ ^& m. A. ]; [2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
+ p8 u/ ?+ E7 y \' L0 ?' P* R: U: m f3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. + @! {! l! \4 C
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? ; u( @# Z: a0 w* }+ b0 {% n$ n
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
: \+ x. A- j5 K* a2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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' Z' m, V: a& j- G- n2 z @Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? `3 A2 \, a* q5 T* t- i
1. We're related.7 x) r) N% |$ }- `; g
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 6 v: _" w: R% z1 A5 {- H" D
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
+ L: r( y, a6 p: j& N/ f; p1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. Q: g* p' k' x+ [( L
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
; u: E) M8 O. I- H! @$ O9 p3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 0 F$ O; z( O; S3 e" N$ c& z
1. His last name." L+ }0 h7 f) l+ c L
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
& b' \4 `- V0 c1 ~9 T/ F3 q3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
6 d' h, Y; ~5 b8 y3 m1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ! A! q2 N* _" d3 D0 C) W0 W7 E V
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. " J% a& _! s% y
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. . h4 J' l" i6 o2 B7 F
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Who's the boss at your house?
6 q7 B2 x7 Z c+ A1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
, O- K' H: t$ t7 |0 D2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
- a u' b4 [' ^$ P$ I( I: i# e3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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. t& @6 P! E+ q, K* K) eWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
$ H, w5 X! o. l: O7 i, E1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " y% z) f3 b4 l+ r5 d( R' R9 z2 Z; @0 l
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.8 X- ]; k1 f8 C' y7 V
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
" E; v" P- N4 y7 ~4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 0 Z Q7 r3 V9 Z6 k/ `6 c3 g" O6 W
$ c a* N% ~# Q* m0 i: }What does your mom do in her spare time? 2 m! c, L2 b- y5 h' _2 t( e
1. Mothers don't do spare time.; N! W6 I8 ?- P6 X0 c& j- ~8 h
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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3 C+ U$ y6 V8 O. c( QWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 5 ~; l' R9 V" A: [8 x v
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.! O( U! `* f9 s
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 5 ~1 `1 ?0 Y( O3 U
; ?& x- P8 n5 s) ^) A, mIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ; w) g1 W3 v+ I1 c2 Q& h/ R
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 0 o4 X5 Y! e$ @ t- L
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.$ h2 J9 s( |% Q
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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