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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ Z0 n3 q( {( r8 }Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
5 Q( {% _4 C+ y8 ksaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,. B5 ^) z: M; K% h5 g$ B# U% Z* J
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never2 x* ]& S/ B% ]7 T3 [* d$ v" c
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' [( k( n. g$ }% H" s
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- V! {! H% t3 q! K2 A: `
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 \$ c) r! W* C: Q' y$ N
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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/ q" s+ r7 ^8 b1 ssweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ ^$ v- D' \4 v6 b. `" y9 M

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 - ^$ |2 Q4 Q$ M
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 ; b# b- M0 I& d# X3 G
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.* A! j% N/ }9 v' X0 w; |' Y9 ^

, u1 q3 f/ d5 w+ O7 e5 u( Y: V5 @the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 " c1 h* s' O) z' Q
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
; y* u, |$ W# X! `, A9 i8 wDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 , z0 ~( X# U+ O

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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7 d9 o" c3 F/ N: I( o: ?! H1 z3 aI am getting married in this coming September.
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