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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 1 j4 d$ J7 N5 i( \3 ^) f/ w

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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! \, @% \9 o- k( Edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, D9 t, Z$ r/ m' u& s2 E6 z8 I- v- B# ]
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 s8 ^8 @6 U: P& K2 B0 v% ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 m* U/ [$ t. _0 K
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& N; }+ W4 N2 Q5 j; n
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; g! Y' C8 G  ?" X
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 ?; B4 R1 @6 {4 V* \. i# N- T& |
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ! O, g& m/ z, e  n4 t+ A: e
Don't quite understand this.

& b! v" n) }1 q7 |+ S' \2 [他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 # W* _& s* y9 t5 p+ V6 `# P( s2 c% k

* c5 [! a' ]! z+ Q6 C他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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- G  \, D! b  e7 rYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.  h) ^3 O% j9 ~% y1 h

( \; ^. a$ _7 b: a4 O9 Xthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 . S* o4 z: }# s2 P0 a, K* u! F: S
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, m% t' J6 W. T. ]7 QYour understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 5 E/ ^3 ^0 \5 @5 G
Don't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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I am getting married in this coming September.
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