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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 @3 Z* G+ C# Y' l8 k: D3 ]) t
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
  C9 {0 d" u) U0 @! ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 O) H6 A$ |: }5 b) N4 Y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. r& N- n3 d* |$ U+ H2 S: Y
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
! i' U* s5 }' p/ e' {7 eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: k) c8 I  e. E! L4 a1 B$ ^1 D- Jsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
' u4 x4 k0 z2 ]9 e9 {; w! y0 Y; ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 |( v: F3 B7 D/ fsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!: X9 {, g8 W+ w6 L& Z
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 % z+ _; {: H5 `; c1 W: O! L
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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$ }: V: j* K% q5 l; s# b" O他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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/ _/ B+ ~7 a" G' u* o( F- GYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 - z/ L2 g3 K6 J* T! G
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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, v( a6 @3 l# e, I6 Y3 H* Q" mthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ! T  _! d# g6 H+ l$ ^9 n
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 6 b% W  w" e4 G- f3 x9 x" J
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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4 [4 Y: b: R9 ^2 i' @2 b9 CYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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