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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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+ I$ [ T% ]2 H b% _ W4 dThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale, ?) _9 @9 M4 K8 Y$ F: e
5 b- {2 G9 f, Y9 y$ C+ FOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- l+ d& F" {4 P& o/ _ Isaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( `5 |4 g: D2 O5 u% p
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# v6 o5 o. o& q; |. G8 x
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't$ {( U3 v# c3 Z# R) q$ o8 b9 ~
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. ^6 {0 H4 H. D& lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' F' {* T9 C0 ~$ H usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 L, E2 K$ v2 N3 Z# B# Y
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- _/ `1 i X! H# s9 ^
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# M0 s% L5 f2 U( Q3 {Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!* ^# T3 A0 g$ T5 ]% ?; Y
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