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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ Z0 n3 q( {( r8 }Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never2 x* ]& S/ B% ]7 T3 [* d$ v" c
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' [( k( n. g$ }% H" s
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- V! {! H% t3 q! K2 A: `
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 \$ c) r! W* C: Q' y$ N
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ ^$ v- D' \4 v6 b. `" y9 M
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