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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. : ]' s' r$ z$ ~4 R; X, Q
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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) I; }3 V+ R/ h4 vOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 z7 @8 Z3 K, ?) P7 \0 |4 C5 f2 B
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,* l9 J( B- r. m& w6 l& \
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 |& m! l7 L4 {. K5 Khad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't0 S+ _7 O; c( i
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 S2 n& n. i; T5 `all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; ?% z8 ^" a: W# R1 A6 N$ ^
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had  ^( L" E1 X( b8 O% R  l' X, O
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% b8 U5 j3 v' L4 ?7 k) z# S
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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* p. o2 q7 m# Y0 ^/ r0 u  YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!! g* ]: ~$ k# o

& Q$ T7 m" q% lThe End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表   Z% v! Z; U& b8 T: |
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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2 f: R5 j9 h  `他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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' p+ ?8 X$ ]6 [So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ( p8 H6 ^) i1 V, p, |+ X8 I
Don't quite understand this.
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- e; H+ G; ]: }; v" I- cYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 ; Z2 f! _, u8 z

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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- k) `$ h0 I, lI am getting married in this coming September.
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