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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 0 S' t* [6 O* N, {
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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3 j9 R/ d* k1 X! c8 q+ h: k% _! c6 UOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl3 l+ \9 B8 Q" D% C3 y/ v
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
. ~. e. d5 H+ M3 p9 @dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* Y4 q g, l% R+ {6 u1 f
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, C' M! v6 ^8 A, W2 ^) ~
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had6 I/ k3 H8 |! h( D! K0 d7 v4 \" L
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
0 i' y: {: m1 c5 J7 Asports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had% R* O# {3 h/ J' L# a4 e
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 m- v+ V' C7 {% O0 x0 ?; G
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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) ]5 x: ?' s, LNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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