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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had2 d/ S. t' f, m- f
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. A. g x7 ~' }' E; g
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!# s' g# K C0 B/ @1 _! u
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