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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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5 b- {2 G9 f, Y9 y$ C+ FOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# v6 o5 o. o& q; |. G8 x
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't$ {( U3 v# c3 Z# R) q$ o8 b9 ~
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. ^6 {0 H4 H. D& lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' F' {* T9 C0 ~$ H  usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 L, E2 K$ v2 N3 Z# B# Y
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- _/ `1 i  X! H# s9 ^
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# M0 s% L5 f2 U( Q3 {Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!* ^# T3 A0 g$ T5 ]% ?; Y
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 + u/ H0 d! A# K, ~+ x0 o) L( q  g& k
Don't quite understand this.

' ^) f; {3 I' P# M0 J他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 0 n' w+ m6 W7 @* N9 g- Z

$ S5 p1 W8 L" {! ^他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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  |; F1 c# H  z' d( I1 ]* {/ c5 S他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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" B! p. ]8 O" tthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ) i3 T% s: y" e0 L# U$ n6 ?- c' ~
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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' ?5 J7 p3 `; J& l/ ggood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 4 @) k( ^/ J- ]: n7 O) O' z3 {
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 7 j8 T/ Z) q& B# }; i0 w# t2 O+ T
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& C* V4 ^. z) m. u+ r5 wYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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* e( S: H. R$ l! A( T1 qI am getting married in this coming September.
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