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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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# z) n8 i. C" L) A7 h9 Z- V) EThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale+ V X& M% ~1 C
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 @3 Z* G+ C# Y' l8 k: D3 ]) t
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
C9 {0 d" u) U0 @! ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 O) H6 A$ |: }5 b) N4 Y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. r& N- n3 d* |$ U+ H2 S: Y
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
! i' U* s5 }' p/ e' {7 eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: k) c8 I e. E! L4 a1 B$ ^1 D- Jsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
' u4 x4 k0 z2 ]9 e9 {; w! y0 Y; ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 |( v: F3 B7 D/ fsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!: X9 {, g8 W+ w6 L& Z
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