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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 1 j4 d$ J7 N5 i( \3 ^) f/ w
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
: q! x0 q+ j O3 x5 gsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
! \, @% \9 o- k( Edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, D9 t, Z$ r/ m' u& s2 E6 z8 I- v- B# ]
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ s" }6 t# c: \, X. {0 t4 Bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had: u4 S( F$ O6 L1 E: p3 H. }# K
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 s8 ^8 @6 U: P& K2 B0 v% ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 m* U/ [$ t. _0 K
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& N; }+ W4 N2 Q5 j; n
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; g! Y' C8 G ?" X
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 ?; B4 R1 @6 {4 V* \. i# N- T& |
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