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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. : ]' s' r$ z$ ~4 R; X, Q
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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) I; }3 V+ R/ h4 vOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 z7 @8 Z3 K, ?) P7 \0 |4 C5 f2 B
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,* l9 J( B- r. m& w6 l& \
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 |& m! l7 L4 {. K5 Khad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't0 S+ _7 O; c( i
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 S2 n& n. i; T5 `all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; ?% z8 ^" a: W# R1 A6 N$ ^
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had ^( L" E1 X( b8 O% R l' X, O
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% b8 U5 j3 v' L4 ?7 k) z# S
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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* p. o2 q7 m# Y0 ^/ r0 u YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!! g* ]: ~$ k# o
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