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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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7 ~9 \* L* G) v1 o1 VThe Man Song
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, Y4 S+ C1 w/ b8 fI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
8 u& A2 [ ^" J) y2 ^/ Z0 iI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 @( `6 _' b2 `1 o) f9 ['Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
# O; Y4 s0 Q( X7 wI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. g( V, c- n6 A: ~/ S( g" L( @% \
4 A8 [7 ]- {" C0 aWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' l$ ]; U" I" ~% d
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& a* F3 R; @% c! @! B* _5 T7 Z% v
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# q& h4 d/ a( R+ E'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ H) ]: R; l- T5 [; E
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 s6 K9 e6 S" ?. `9 L. a) {# L- @- n
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ x4 o$ G& t7 a4 I& E# M( E% PI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 ^$ e( V- Z& H
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# ^+ h) l6 \4 K" A. k( HAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
% X E# L t! e. V0 W. fBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 }% T# N# V7 A: r- \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! u$ c7 ]1 v4 q
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