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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash0 K3 y: z+ F1 h% D! X4 ~
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html8 k. t0 T$ X7 U* I4 N0 j) H
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The Man Song ( n6 o- w( M8 X) ?- J! @
by Sean Morey * E6 ~! v! _8 z8 t
8 M# L* e% X; h8 wI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 s. s% T& A* y$ T' n' j9 X7 N
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / o1 ?& @/ T1 D2 c1 q! u
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: Z2 t* F( f( P: Y& }# o3 tI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 A6 ~/ \7 i0 K+ j
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* s0 M* i; [" K. g5 @. Y
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: B0 G8 e7 e- g& k9 |" c
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.! i1 c% ^1 p: Z
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 g% |" Q. D! q. Q1 E4 l+ j'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important., O1 W k! t l# [9 ~9 u- z3 Y% l7 u
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 N# _/ L" X& M) x4 Y* A
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 j& G N) D& a6 f aAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.8 E8 U+ d1 d' ]: o7 u& u. u
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 U2 S( S1 G% A+ X: S6 oBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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