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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 O4 P4 V* F9 b; M: _: [ m7 j) [4 e' U
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 8 S: L2 T" s- {; P8 s& S$ M) v0 d
by Sean Morey + a* V) e# o1 F9 e/ }& F+ i u
e; r8 E4 y' k% z. k( R$ ]I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% Q6 k( ]/ R$ x+ o/ A
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& G7 o+ n; y; `# k& _" q( A'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( P3 ^* ^/ }1 S& q, JI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 W! L* t2 v/ x0 c V
1 y" ~5 w- K9 _) F- b; {What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.( j7 J4 E( e& G
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: w0 Z- o" F7 _
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' i8 c$ [, R( y4 `" Q+ c1 X2 ~
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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6 b& ], W0 U6 N, Q; lAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
# q; F% X6 E: ^# E) x# d'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 ~ i. B& P4 X5 J
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 v: \& I5 n# @( [' J* B% I) \. XI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 I( J7 \. ?8 W% l: x8 q
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.( t% A5 g8 d' H% p+ T2 t$ t+ ^& E
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) j' H# r _& Z$ y9 N
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% s8 o9 d/ b: z' J$ iBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 f- w6 M. S( s% e4 S1 r+ r. {3 B0 l
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