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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash( X6 f& V! M9 [9 O; G. j# s" r
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html/ ?$ I# x9 R A! I% L. r7 [ V
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% U% _. N, e3 G2 l$ S( ^
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 7 z3 ]: c. U3 P: V- P& `2 [" [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ {/ U s& K: Z1 kI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ {! z P Z" z, h$ V z; i) b+ \6 X
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% P# `6 _" R6 g. {, j
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* ` l* u, q7 O9 g @The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. @+ ]3 a4 s- b+ y7 f
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% @$ ]4 f' a+ Z5 v
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 t2 y, c s! R2 m'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.% ]5 p" X" c; p0 z1 g& s
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 w0 [; z- Z j4 u4 PI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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7 T$ C0 P- o. r6 ]5 JAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.+ u2 T5 f% F$ a$ L' Y7 v5 c
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., D. s; @6 y& B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ k, l8 |- n8 u, u+ BBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * z& ^' j. s/ P8 y
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