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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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9 a* p; y7 n+ ~+ e; J7 D! Y$ tThe Man Song
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% z! T0 T# X8 m1 ~" lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.. o) H( e' k) y* T- |7 [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) s0 R7 E0 |6 Y7 }
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) }0 b% K/ v4 V3 Q5 ]3 U% K
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.& ~0 q! B3 U7 B- D- D
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.# g/ e V0 a% t" a" C: `
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' K) ~- K$ x0 V `9 @. @" G
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& Z8 J! Z- h9 d) L e# }'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; l' h6 ]6 [; s+ s1 G) IAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
* I( u) ]) Q; |2 s. A: d% dI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." h5 k7 g2 A4 {5 K3 R7 O
9 S9 ^; K2 {& ~( \2 t/ M; xAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 a h; b8 m0 i) a5 AAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: ?' m: {8 h" W; R( iBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ L5 z% z( K$ } w2 v/ Z+ x
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! E: s {4 ^/ { s
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