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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash1 \& x2 r' L) z8 \. O* m+ Y+ p
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- A f5 G5 |2 E6 l7 H
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& y6 N6 J f# W7 E- x'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 E+ ^+ n3 V+ _1 B# O$ k: X- X
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.3 x5 b# ^2 [' o+ S$ v3 y; z
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
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The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear." m, q. Q }+ O5 g7 m4 n8 Q1 A+ ^
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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. j; s" |4 v- D: o& u* SAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; Q3 n2 V: y, J7 D4 D'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- |! U2 Y) K! k+ U3 X2 g. H3 r
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.+ |1 O6 J2 C& E
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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- R/ m1 b2 f+ f4 [5 JAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 w0 {* R4 o9 O# d% ^" ]" T* d$ B2 P' }And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 ~& [ b% U- e% v, j& \$ V
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
5 }+ f3 h+ S+ e2 `- l2 d& vBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * Z- Z, k/ Z( z+ w7 }& s, n
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