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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 ?$ X4 u$ Z; j" o( l4 {8 g
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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$ J& b/ q# o; ?. w5 s* D- jI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
- b/ ]4 Z. ~/ m [9 H e" ^I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 J( [4 U6 C: o R: Y
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
w+ w: \( K3 o" H. II'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
) L8 j4 X( i, a" c& BAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 C" |# L4 R7 N7 j2 y' nThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 V& ?; ~2 e, b. U5 s- \
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 T! V3 d9 p+ ~- c0 k+ r3 j
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.2 I" m& N: ^! o
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
6 Z ~2 @/ x: A2 }- mAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: N5 r+ V# l0 K8 \
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) e: V9 P8 r( l5 {# w9 c7 B+ K1 ?5 @
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.; Y9 y; ]4 h# L6 v" F
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 v5 a" w- w5 q5 Z2 o' x" W
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # f2 E) g: e' R+ _
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