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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash) ?2 b: W1 x8 O7 ?0 G' z/ T- a
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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( ~5 X4 |+ U- q9 F! K8 F$ aThe Man Song
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8 X. {( R5 |' @; U$ A: GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% }4 @- F7 D$ G9 K6 K
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 v( s/ \0 I# F0 B'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"., c' l. H" ?3 j: M) G
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.- _4 ?; q/ g$ K; |2 z) t
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 {; w4 [ l4 E9 x* M3 CAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
, V, e+ ~( \4 m3 ~1 GThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 ]' ^9 v J Q4 o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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, ]/ |2 C: G7 i6 ~( F* k2 H( E4 tAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: y8 Q/ t8 m2 g* s$ v" L+ {, B
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 `/ M$ C3 l0 j2 d
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* X9 R# W% i: ]# I" F- o
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! ?. P( @" M2 R( Q% I5 _8 Z6 YAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
5 a: D8 x2 ~$ h! X: \Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% X4 |. \7 [8 x5 G' J, s: Q* q9 n
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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