2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
6 u, z7 K0 S: n2 A7 D0 k5 p  V& o! cYou have 2 cows，
7 N' Y$ [% ?" ^- Y8 `- WYou give one to your neighbour.
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3 ?) v6 Z6 u' d- CCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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% \1 N1 `& {  ]$ _6 IFASCISM法西斯主义
, c  M- y1 j) |+ z8 q) ~$ h6 W1 WYou have 2 cows，
# g" L: A/ Z7 M8 W" B8 eThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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. Q4 D. o0 F+ [, A& F$ y* y' \5 r8 zNAZISM纳粹主义
0 j. ?; j& r7 g& Y+ P+ ~9 G4 yYou have 2 cows，
1 s/ e) R- f1 P2 B1 jThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
! q3 C" B* d& m" C/ b: KYou have 2 cows，
' \+ G8 I, j) k9 r1 A! h5 a, N- [The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 \; u) E# N/ n, n9 a/ @You sell them and retire on the income.

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