2 cows

睡懒觉的闹钟

SOCIALISM社会主义
+ c! j) E& q5 \$ K, fYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

; O" p( p' X7 l8 M" ^3 o; ]' Z. ^COMMUNISM**主义
) l2 x# j! Q) ^: K5 u9 rYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
2 U: h; {9 l8 V

FASCISM法西斯主义
8 d. h% I& E% _6 q. R! ^* O9 D! ~You have 2 cows，
5 D' n8 c' _) [) r2 uThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

, b. T# ^/ x* ~NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
' R: q8 @  `0 r6 |0 o  T) Z1 mThe State takes both and shoots u.
6 q6 C: \. b, b8 n/ R, U( _
3 X6 b5 u7 }2 t& i6 a( b: H) w" ABUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
1 f9 O4 k7 U( s3 w1 z) QThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

+ q+ V. S2 _, Q
/ Y# J% a9 `+ V2 w+ y& I8 X5 PTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

下面还有好多好多呢