2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
; }& Z" {" P: ?1 h" d& l' ?You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

  X. R% w) h; N! Y  l( ]( s3 ?7 ]COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


+ E: Z. i5 T5 |# q5 ~" I! y) eFASCISM法西斯主义
" ?6 [" M' o3 l! v9 kYou have 2 cows，
, X! m6 |& R0 V) l- f, xThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

2 t7 n0 E1 G4 V5 bNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
& `' i+ r$ y/ z1 x  Y3 IYou have 2 cows，
/ [5 Q& O' [+ H7 F0 w- jThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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9 }" m' l) w+ j" RTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
! W4 ]% ^! d. d$ o. d$ MYou have 2 cows，
5 x; e* [$ i( B3 B7 W" p( S4 hYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
8 i& m& V" Z9 ]' H& I3 \) [You sell them and retire on the income.
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3 F% X9 G3 [! Z. L2 N. J* F下面还有好多好多呢