2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
4 H% v  n$ ~& `9 Y- ?You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
9 e7 y+ n, ~/ QThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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& I" Y' V$ t# a& J* X5 PFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
$ w" D+ R8 s9 R( B7 S2 XThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

3 {9 A! ?& r& d! p2 i4 _NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
* z7 k6 C" \9 FThe State takes both and shoots u.
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2 ~; r! c+ s  R3 j  I+ [BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
5 s8 @% c( d( D6 t3 xYou have 2 cows，
% ^3 z( T% D' ~- U) q, DThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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' t  K9 N: G7 `  E3 E8 v% tTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
6 g# {  x/ l( ?( e0 k) eYou have 2 cows，
' G* w( a8 Y! j, H$ b* dYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
! q8 l1 o; |  g1 kYou sell them and retire on the income.

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