2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
6 Z% p" u- T* R# Z# p- kYou have 2 cows，
$ u9 i# i! x+ R' U5 |You give one to your neighbour.
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; {3 H$ t; \1 i) wCOMMUNISM**主义
2 s3 l  m; ~- F" Z. vYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
6 j4 @  O& B* tYou have 2 cows，
" n) l5 x+ `& {& j% J% f% B, m& zThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
" m1 I9 r( o1 m$ G- C; N( hYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
, Q0 k" ~- r" H) j) `5 zYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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1 B7 k# I. \) xTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
7 s' p4 x" B* C  uYou have 2 cows，
7 L/ A! F, Q' E; ]5 m# qYou sell one and buy a bull.
1 r9 }* q6 `% S% O: X, @/ z/ NYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
. @# o, f. A; J6 |  EYou sell them and retire on the income.
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