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Kids in Church8 a+ l5 q# r& y3 h( q0 b( R
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3-year-old Reese :
: N, U( Z/ c8 M9 k0 R# Z5 K7 Y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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/ h6 l9 }% e }2 _A little boy was overheard praying:
' e) i I. E$ e3 j8 e9 Z"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( j; c- H, t+ y% t: T2 i" G* udon't worry about it.
% i+ {& |$ ^# G D9 @9 n. dI'm having a real good time like I am."% f0 ~( v/ r1 a0 J6 p, }
0 v* f# v' E+ i/ }After the christening of his baby brother% d, N6 O7 @0 }
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home8 x: I2 Z# A! l/ t$ e* A; K
in the back seat of the car. His father asked4 X" j8 b" u4 C# z9 X
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the# E( N, |9 j6 ]6 A! m% p2 Z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 _' h' I/ i# X$ }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 ~3 ?/ m: M0 F, g+ r
to stay with you guys."5 k2 B# L* ]$ _6 x* H# i
+ [0 `+ _4 k2 W# g5 M! XOne particular four-year-old prayed,
8 @3 c9 ?5 E4 @* c"And forgive us our trash baskets as4 |0 C }. j# }( D
we forgive those who put trash in our( i9 P3 ~; U6 C4 c: R) b
baskets."
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7 y1 t5 ^+ z8 o6 i- ]A Sunday school teacher asked her0 c9 q2 j3 t/ B+ \" X* D# [- _
children as they were on the way to
1 M5 I$ `7 i( G ^Church service, "and why is it necessary
9 B |2 k/ S. c+ l% N: {, Cto be quiet in Church?"
' [* A! H* @9 g4 g0 c$ r& hOne bright little girl replied,0 h) l7 Y S3 ~2 m- g O2 o/ V) i8 a
"Because people are sleeping."1 }3 \" s% X5 G8 L0 E
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A mother was preparing pancakes for B* O; y7 Y( @' v
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ t9 j5 p* o8 L7 {& y$ x
The boys began to argue over who would) I- C+ V% [, N
get the first pancake.
/ q% e6 H4 F0 ^+ ATheir mother saw the opportunity for a
3 I- j, q6 j$ K# |6 }0 jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ r% v" W% Z% l9 X8 @% t4 B& i mwould say, 'Let my brother have the
) |1 \+ w* B/ M. ^: @1 qfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
7 d/ l2 b* P$ O# E4 hKevin turned to his younger brother and. _0 M1 _$ W5 ^- w, A! u
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
+ m2 V( Y$ G7 Kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* M# g" U+ J* I8 J6 h1 P" d; ]grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* n' L1 b7 Q- i4 D+ }
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# B) [2 R5 m2 B$ t4 J"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! @) n9 O2 i4 Y3 m$ I6 \0 ^( Y"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* U4 s* N% l& o" o5 Q! u- m) y ]The boy thought a moment and then said,# d6 u% i7 r2 o% U9 U
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.4 Q; v7 o) ^0 S8 j
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ Z9 t/ E& P/ A |; `9 T( t$ V
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the# G: N+ V: o/ Y" L4 S; r( N9 Q& d5 F
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The; H0 s2 n' j3 f9 x0 n, j& i
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 \* @: q% d6 D! w$ p; Z/ ^The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% f5 B# s2 h7 _8 ~" K0 s* X, s
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' Y" K2 M# P' U3 I3 m
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!0 D" U' w. @6 F
' m1 L6 Y5 p' L! z+ j( ~: hPeace, love and happines! |
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