可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
8 b" i9 V4 C& Z* ^* M2 j7 @$ x; C& h+ XAmen."
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  k4 ?+ y9 ^  a& P! v0 z1 b. p; bA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: K$ Y; D; \$ k- ~0 c9 ^1 xdon't worry about it.
( P$ x5 Q# B0 b7 A+ G$ L- R+ nI'm having a real good time like I am."
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  i; C! a" r0 oAfter the christening of his baby brother
6 a8 a! I! y' X/ ?+ gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
, M+ m) d( R+ V- W) F( xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
, v7 C8 _# e0 h# G7 wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

! _  W: D# ~  fA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 S+ s. s4 I% {: A  E6 T, Vchildren as they were on the way to
$ K* _* x  b* {7 MChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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% P; f, w3 [  |/ ]One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

( q5 ~8 v6 S$ G- H: ^) @A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% z' T: Q# t$ C: O+ Y; X0 XThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
. N0 r6 T5 F- wTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ D+ J2 Q- M3 k, `5 O: y6 ?- H5 Mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; }* _) [! r$ Ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."
% `- B% x5 e9 i6 P$ v* C6 tKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# h$ r6 O' R  o1 ~' bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
; o& o$ s9 j0 x" b$ X3 q, w5 J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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) e$ S5 E) K' Y- A5 S# @+ l# AA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 w0 X1 \5 R" Agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 K+ R" R. L4 @' O' T/ tThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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% e, Y' z5 m; w* L7 zCheers!!!
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! Y8 O: e2 }3 q. x# k8 j9 R+ d$ sPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

: w; S9 f, B2 W: K0 h, t( dRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. e, S" ?5 u# Z2 n" d. n"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  L3 J: [0 M! m/ @! g/ lMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
/ b' o7 z# A  @3 W  R$ II was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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: G: `6 N7 P( K& S8 O$ Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! ~3 U) ^, t# Q: l9 lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 t, P3 W$ z/ C/ B/ D5 ?2 m# H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: ~1 j5 i+ h, c2 j: A1 ]3 ^7 [My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 `/ O( J5 W9 ?* O) Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% d* a1 z! A6 A3 r. @* ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 B. S8 j) l% G2 Z, x) V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

( L* ?5 R5 y2 a5 ?* [: _, cThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby