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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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1 N. p: {5 `9 k, `9 N) DHarold is his name.4 u7 p- y* M! { |3 ]6 N* C: m
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:7 \) n: `5 E( ?
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,. T+ `. i F: z$ U4 p; |
don't worry about it.( s4 O# Y8 C5 V
I'm having a real good time like I am."/ T8 l- t' o/ P, _' D+ F
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After the christening of his baby brother7 W4 L6 t P; Z$ j7 `8 |
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home% \5 q( {5 M2 P. L3 ]$ p
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 V# W; |1 l* ~3 d4 H' s: A, khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' {) e7 s* x9 \3 y" Gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" s" M' |" ]" X5 v7 v0 C
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
, h6 L) h9 C! G9 b; Y5 _"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ }7 z- P& a) Z; R! `we forgive those who put trash in our* b& \9 @% h3 S G# |
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her- a, \* S, W- h0 q
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
/ `. d4 |( i* d! COne bright little girl replied,
$ ]; Z: O' W. _ R5 k"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
7 w5 \! u {+ \her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. z- q3 F" t7 e4 F( i/ k- h" ~
The boys began to argue over who would2 w, A3 H3 r; w9 A
get the first pancake.
% j8 X( y: N+ `0 q. B; k, nTheir mother saw the opportunity for a6 v4 m) b3 O* F4 ]# X
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, L7 C4 n. k8 d( @would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 n' u' D3 \' S8 e3 e8 B4 C+ |, ifirst pancake, I can wait' ."
! U! a3 [7 {7 Y8 S ^ T" mKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 G6 P, L+ n" m8 g. bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 O8 z( g ]) J) L1 Y: w
! m: _6 t. ]2 _" v, \) GA father was at the beach with his children
. j1 F8 E7 _/ e1 Vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& g( P: b, A8 G8 l# Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- k2 x; u" L1 l) f3 @ |"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.5 m: z# F* ]. e, a% c) I7 x
The boy thought a moment and then said,# p6 f* V# `! w# g
"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 n; D+ [$ s q: S+ hA wife invited some people to dinner.7 R; k2 @' |3 U
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 [! j$ P3 f# v8 S" f% h9 Q
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 Y0 M3 f" U1 W: B) k5 p& Hblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 e& Y4 }2 N. n( Z0 wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."5 y* {6 n l$ H4 r9 a
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 n% s6 l: k2 ~. K
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' }. }. I% h: M7 z/ _
people to dinner?"
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+ u& j; w! v9 x# I9 F. xCheers!!!* {+ y! b( a+ d/ E- N7 v* P
# g2 H: @1 y* m/ HPeace, love and happines! |
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