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Kids in Church
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6 i6 b+ ~& Y0 a3-year-old Reese :' a: D6 f0 F, ?+ M
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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! S- L, t0 G4 ~1 _& ?A little boy was overheard praying:
+ k* a2 y7 O9 W; U"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. d' w, I* M- w3 r* g1 ?% M$ H7 ddon't worry about it.4 c6 f- ]- x8 n- q
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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/ a3 w8 K4 o' _6 h t9 E/ J' zAfter the christening of his baby brother$ w0 ]8 i( p2 ]; H( F
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home/ r9 ]" ?0 d$ U
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* j2 m) M7 g8 }; K: K' w
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
; P# u! _3 R& @- m, }"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* V% U8 I& x* a0 s \we forgive those who put trash in our
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6 a- ~/ g9 T0 `6 d' xA Sunday school teacher asked her& Z4 u4 [. @, T6 N5 c, t
children as they were on the way to3 i, f" h* E3 D& K$ u: {3 R
Church service, "and why is it necessary, h. `3 X6 e" z! l! U
to be quiet in Church?"$ z `( w3 |; ^9 P; A' n6 K" E
One bright little girl replied,
8 O! z: j g: X" B! N/ y/ O1 M"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 V, {! A& E, W1 Lher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.1 b& G: V( l6 d3 l
The boys began to argue over who would* O N) w3 ~$ N; [7 I1 o8 f
get the first pancake.
4 b9 C3 x( e/ q, w( oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a/ B) g5 T% `' b1 E3 u0 C1 _
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He/ L6 B7 K) ?" o: e3 M) P$ q0 g" d/ Z
would say, 'Let my brother have the" i. Q' f0 X' g
first pancake, I can wait' ."1 d) v6 N7 S$ a* E3 U0 B
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children: F1 D- R/ Y: ~, Z/ O m: ]' _. k0 V
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,) ~7 x7 a t% [% ~! z3 c
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore1 Z) a% m" P3 m
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 D. K7 B2 ]( t, o7 T& J
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ k9 x7 K/ r% Z9 P4 E# c$ b
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; i, h2 [; K; E% z; \' x$ ?The boy thought a moment and then said,
; ~; y# b) j0 S9 _$ N7 V" P"Did God throw him back down?". C2 F+ }* u2 K2 H
) _% P, u3 E/ m6 bA wife invited some people to dinner.
8 K4 n w9 g& u8 H- j& v zAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ ]$ J$ I" a ~3 f0 M5 R
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the& z3 `- z4 H, A6 G, A, |# B8 E
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
4 g- |% \/ Q# Qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ c! S+ c' e8 \% I2 l, c) \( }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 E' B/ K9 M3 Q/ f$ Q2 C$ q9 Y9 pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these2 x$ _% N2 g2 j# b
people to dinner?") G* H' N" {+ v2 Y$ o r
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Cheers!!!% c( ^2 F5 j; k
8 T# |" G8 a8 z* x" FPeace, love and happines! |
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