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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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6 P1 M! r2 P7 c3 a( ]( r3-year-old Reese :5 S. m- w. m8 \$ ?5 c7 C: Y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; L! Q9 H4 Q  q: ?; u, L
Harold is his name.
6 T/ [2 H7 Q& aAmen."
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5 ]+ q5 J0 X2 H0 M9 CA little boy was overheard praying:
4 K$ g  _. Z9 l& ^( ?( ^0 Y2 V- D"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; W8 J2 k( R& Y  s& y( G
don't worry about it.3 r! M5 A  H$ }  m7 d7 K$ k
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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, R2 x2 k( S. T1 h9 PAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 m: e# S# e% b. F0 Pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home. I7 H/ C1 W; Q: |* W! d: m; e' w
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 O+ `+ i* W& E: dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the; h9 F& P) m! }2 w
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& l) J; X/ p& z1 R9 sus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 j4 L# s! O# f
to stay with you guys."" M" P+ ^: B( f' d; i

  D  c! l" ~: x% {' {One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 S4 u! c, ~1 x$ g6 u! t"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 s& f/ h+ K2 i4 iwe forgive those who put trash in our
* p0 Y. M5 [  E3 qbaskets."1 @# C' ?# i" |* M

* ?' x( R6 J7 z$ BA Sunday school teacher asked her
; I3 n* o$ j, hchildren as they were on the way to$ J# t  Q* }, f+ f# n$ y" G! T' Y
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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& a+ S3 L5 D; [% r1 V# s- YOne bright little girl replied,
7 A# ^1 f+ ~2 i1 [% ^"Because people are sleeping."
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) H( t! u& `  j* g0 k2 r! @6 h: KA mother was preparing pancakes for
' i9 h" `2 A* Z( a# F; D7 oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.. \) P0 _8 Y) X1 j6 N
The boys began to argue over who would- r! p, |  W. \
get the first pancake.# x1 {2 g8 s  F! R9 {' I1 M/ s  n; h
Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 U/ u' B! ?( L% q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" ~  a/ q% R5 ?" K3 L. S! M
would say, 'Let my brother have the" V# q  j( d- q; {* Y
first pancake, I can wait' ."5 n( }/ Q0 T' e3 K% \! ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
4 E$ @# ?/ }; D5 n6 ysaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children1 l& p) E" C' X7 ]8 i% P# Q+ y$ x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 ^$ X, X0 a7 `
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ C8 F8 n$ A* U3 p' l5 ?6 W" G
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! J4 V  r0 _+ l4 a+ f
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- f/ @& f* e  l: X3 P' E
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: u( d1 F: N# w! P$ i# o
The boy thought a moment and then said,
( f: o0 P# `5 s. d"Did God throw him back down?", R7 |8 Z- e9 `

# q3 E" b) ~# G( `/ v* c' t* u3 r! wA wife invited some people to dinner.+ C7 ?/ L. ?. M: t+ _  L* D/ x  [
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. A+ j! U) Z9 E* p1 M4 `/ D5 g4 pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 E6 u1 }. [" gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) \+ G) s  l. k+ g( T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 W  n+ `, J! x
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head# _( d1 Q; [' n
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' E4 N5 A( d  |6 A$ L4 P
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!8 E2 u5 j. n& ~! B% V
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 - N6 `8 o' d. E6 R
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  t8 J, R) K3 `/ k1 i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' u* r) m8 _' P: d: f& g% Y  CMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: u( ^  f9 H6 u1 M/ m& A1 NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % `: a5 A! [# A" O, `) T
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- T6 Y& Z$ q0 m
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 |0 `' _, {' QMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 # x& ~& y4 {8 _& ~1 j# _

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 Y8 f) _- Z: f/ |: }7 b& d6 H
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 T: Q* p9 x: B5 H4 k( V! v9 ]# m& {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& F1 f- \6 B, a! {
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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* F6 l( Y* ]/ N4 Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 S  s! }( h2 t. XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 r: `& G4 m3 ]5 }: Y; p/ i8 X
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' W& [3 b( j' n  {. w  K7 _& a9 jMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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