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Kids in Church
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6 P1 M! r2 P7 c3 a( ]( r3-year-old Reese :5 S. m- w. m8 \$ ?5 c7 C: Y
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; L! Q9 H4 Q q: ?; u, L
Harold is his name.
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5 ]+ q5 J0 X2 H0 M9 CA little boy was overheard praying:
4 K$ g _. Z9 l& ^( ?( ^0 Y2 V- D"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; W8 J2 k( R& Y s& y( G
don't worry about it.3 r! M5 A H$ } m7 d7 K$ k
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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, R2 x2 k( S. T1 h9 PAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 m: e# S# e% b. F0 Pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home. I7 H/ C1 W; Q: |* W! d: m; e' w
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 O+ `+ i* W& E: dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the; h9 F& P) m! }2 w
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& l) J; X/ p& z1 R9 sus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted2 j4 L# s! O# f
to stay with you guys."" M" P+ ^: B( f' d; i
D c! l" ~: x% {' {One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 S4 u! c, ~1 x$ g6 u! t"And forgive us our trash baskets as
1 s& f/ h+ K2 i4 iwe forgive those who put trash in our
* p0 Y. M5 [ E3 qbaskets."1 @# C' ?# i" |* M
* ?' x( R6 J7 z$ BA Sunday school teacher asked her
; I3 n* o$ j, hchildren as they were on the way to$ J# t Q* }, f+ f# n$ y" G! T' Y
Church service, "and why is it necessary
1 F a% f7 e( \to be quiet in Church?"
& a+ S3 L5 D; [% r1 V# s- YOne bright little girl replied,
7 A# ^1 f+ ~2 i1 [% ^"Because people are sleeping."
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) H( t! u& ` j* g0 k2 r! @6 h: KA mother was preparing pancakes for
' i9 h" `2 A* Z( a# F; D7 oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.. \) P0 _8 Y) X1 j6 N
The boys began to argue over who would- r! p, | W. \
get the first pancake.# x1 {2 g8 s F! R9 {' I1 M/ s n; h
Their mother saw the opportunity for a0 U/ u' B! ?( L% q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" ~ a/ q% R5 ?" K3 L. S! M
would say, 'Let my brother have the" V# q j( d- q; {* Y
first pancake, I can wait' ."5 n( }/ Q0 T' e3 K% \! ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
4 E$ @# ?/ }; D5 n6 ysaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children1 l& p) E" C' X7 ]8 i% P# Q+ y$ x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 ^$ X, X0 a7 `
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ C8 F8 n$ A* U3 p' l5 ?6 W" G
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.! J4 V r0 _+ l4 a+ f
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- f/ @& f* e l: X3 P' E
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: u( d1 F: N# w! P$ i# o
The boy thought a moment and then said,
( f: o0 P# `5 s. d"Did God throw him back down?", R7 |8 Z- e9 `
# q3 E" b) ~# G( `/ v* c' t* u3 r! wA wife invited some people to dinner.+ C7 ?/ L. ?. M: t+ _ L* D/ x [
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. A+ j! U) Z9 E* p1 M4 `/ D5 g4 pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 E6 u1 }. [" gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) \+ G) s l. k+ g( T
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."6 W n+ `, J! x
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head# _( d1 Q; [' n
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' E4 N5 A( d |6 A$ L4 P
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!8 E2 u5 j. n& ~! B% V
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Peace, love and happines! |
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