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Kids in Church
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* |4 l+ n4 t* |# J3-year-old Reese :9 O5 c! A, l& g9 k3 m
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
: d% ~: O+ R1 L: d8 lHarold is his name.# |' {/ W s7 y4 o) D% B
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:% ^0 _, g9 v( \* K- t: k
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: H- `9 ^) _) x: E1 m
don't worry about it.' r' P6 `3 z/ }2 O9 L
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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4 x! L1 _3 \& X" MAfter the christening of his baby brother4 m" j, d, B9 P8 f" R
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the& J9 O% Q9 _, [7 ~) E
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ j; h# H7 u* S% l: a+ `1 w0 Wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 r# h4 _ O3 N0 w! c; [! n/ n
to stay with you guys."5 }' q; G y: Q* t6 v9 _: y
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One particular four-year-old prayed,. S0 e/ P- {% S5 q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; R9 s2 i6 R2 Fwe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her) _1 l; e% H7 `
children as they were on the way to
' A0 R4 F3 F! Y# |Church service, "and why is it necessary
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4 D2 |, ~3 X7 w, Y1 c; ZOne bright little girl replied,1 u; F% e* R. v; N
"Because people are sleeping."
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/ }, j2 E5 T7 l9 s5 {, U5 U e. kA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 ]" Y3 K) E2 U' Aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
; a9 [ \, j+ ZThe boys began to argue over who would1 T3 @+ `, C6 F: T' s
get the first pancake.+ V2 v' M: }) f* q) `/ R h
Their mother saw the opportunity for a4 _5 u; X' y. U- P3 }0 N
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He8 p3 V* W1 d# q" W/ h+ A" f, w
would say, 'Let my brother have the
0 e b/ x9 m) c; i/ Tfirst pancake, I can wait' ."( T1 s/ j7 l" a- I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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7 \( F/ `8 `) y9 FA father was at the beach with his children) @7 ^* ]% Z! U
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 I; N, w/ G3 ]
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore1 I! t1 k6 l- S+ a& L; p
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ h8 i/ R- {3 w: A8 L) U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 n; m) d8 C! n) V"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- J7 f/ V$ H) f5 W$ O' x7 ~ N+ aThe boy thought a moment and then said,/ ]! o6 X9 t9 Y! M
"Did God throw him back down?"
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, P }) A4 d3 d7 o. }' PA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 N6 g" o! L" p5 ]$ OAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" `; h7 \9 A: u0 B( _9 Zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ f* h- E* w8 t2 jblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 s. L5 R# F) ?girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' v' @7 S/ z) q7 }& J: W
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 ^3 G+ ~& B- E( S8 `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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# R2 T% q4 c5 K- p7 {Cheers!!!& j0 i: S" K/ ?6 ~
. g7 ^, Y0 u7 fPeace, love and happines! |
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