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Kids in Church* l' V- H5 }+ x8 H% n1 B- Y3 t) _; b
0 l' Y1 V, s- F" E3-year-old Reese :. d6 V1 Z" u# \9 c0 L7 T, j
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 b& ^6 Z. @: r9 w5 ]# C' ?
Harold is his name.9 O) V" t% m7 ^1 W) ^( A. G- e
Amen."! M# O, C8 I! K
( Z/ `+ a$ R( `% E8 Y& cA little boy was overheard praying:5 K* y" \1 u0 i" A9 l- V1 u0 G
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 z% |+ @9 w( y$ Q# X; H( j
don't worry about it.+ Z- G! w9 r$ n* G
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
! \' }5 q8 h" a/ Jin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
3 |% R9 o- U: O8 n; L+ }in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 S! @' e: K( Nhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
3 d: E4 j0 r! z$ \2 bboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted a+ [( }& I8 O; ^- d* e; P G
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
& A+ D2 `6 t" P- \to stay with you guys."# b! D/ l: u. Q7 O: Z# G
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ H2 l9 f3 @, B: G"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ r( r1 r6 f6 z0 [( twe forgive those who put trash in our' A! U, ~3 M3 b v" x# E' J) V3 Z
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
7 l) o; @/ F G% l. B, Dchildren as they were on the way to
/ \6 }; \4 w% c7 Z7 V3 j5 _Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,* y$ W: F( K- L* h
"Because people are sleeping." X: [6 [0 w ` q5 N% c" ^
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ P& _$ {9 i8 eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.4 k! q: `% ?/ R5 }
The boys began to argue over who would
0 L9 U0 u+ ?$ j" s6 {get the first pancake.5 c. x8 Q, R G3 ` L" F6 z/ \
Their mother saw the opportunity for a* w) L: c8 I" g
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: b0 y8 ` d% C; X
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and1 n+ H G/ x. G( M! t/ n
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ R% I3 K3 k3 ^' MA father was at the beach with his children
9 w1 v: b" J- d* dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,: `' l4 N0 W1 P/ ]$ w# P0 R# k
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. Y: ~3 h0 h: A7 Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.: E+ l& S6 _& P% Q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. V* T; ~5 t/ c% z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.1 \0 ^' g' ]% c0 I
The boy thought a moment and then said,& \* W! ?+ ]: W
"Did God throw him back down?"
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- @7 u a9 O8 U3 ZA wife invited some people to dinner.1 J( }3 [+ X0 K7 A3 w
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old" _+ x6 t6 Q: ~0 F( m) p* j
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the4 y' X! V. F* w# {% f! N+ [6 t
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The" i$ Z4 ]9 ]* F8 |' z/ J2 f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 d1 W3 Y* \& Y1 L# ?- ?( ~The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 e$ N) n5 X5 m g$ ~; A; s" h
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 b- `; p2 V+ n4 a( V
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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$ d, r9 U: Y2 ^Peace, love and happines! |
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