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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  . t) ^$ N5 P$ l) C2 p6 d# `1 s/ I 
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7 Y* H! u1 E/ X" Q8 ]( z, P- x4 }Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.9 E! ]/ X) ^6 |! W/ G3 i0 @ 
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. 6 Q7 r" Y% e4 g2 P 
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas. 
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --   
$ b9 U: o4 x' s6 Cmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. 
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8 F( c7 O$ I' yGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.  
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * m. q  Z& y8 _9 ]8 a3 b 
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.; D5 x2 P& P6 Y3 [; p9 ~/ P' w 
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.. 
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.  
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- X4 y( R4 |: O! R* r4 JWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.   
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Turn off shower. 
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% M- q- y9 F7 y) Z* [Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.: C9 E) m; Z- l. v+ {  l; T 
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.  
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  6 g. [: A4 o; q( L9 x% ^ 
 
2 v" x! A& |' l9 kWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ) d9 n, V+ m8 a3 W 
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.   
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  ' y( ?4 e% ^' |! \4 J. t2 G/ o 
 
, n) g; r8 l& N8 b  L+ ^+ a9 XTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  $ M2 ^0 G! {% h+ h  P 
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.  S( p+ @8 H1 [' F9 G 
 
) F  O4 K  N1 `& |  C' FIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.   
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.  
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.   
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.   
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ) u5 I- O* M6 P% z 
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.  
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.   
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9 O2 s% A& y. E/ i4 U- y% o. i& KWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.    o$ F+ X; a: ? 
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.   
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6 c: g  n) `! Z# l8 XRinse  off and get out of shower.  
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' V5 u) `# S, J7 d' i6 ]Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.  
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  s5 L6 H. @5 c: T. W( a9 R7 P- }Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  : Z# o- f2 C: Y# s7 A8 ` 
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.   
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' O( w# b* E9 A4 O8 |" N7 {. W" qReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.   
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you. |   
 
 
 
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