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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : . t) ^$ N5 P$ l) C2 p6 d# `1 s/ I
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7 Y* H! u1 E/ X" Q8 ]( z, P- x4 }Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.9 E! ]/ X) ^6 |! W/ G3 i0 @
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 6 Q7 r" Y% e4 g2 P
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
$ b9 U: o4 x' s6 Cmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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8 F( c7 O$ I' yGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * m. q Z& y8 _9 ]8 a3 b
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.; D5 x2 P& P6 Y3 [; p9 ~/ P' w
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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- X4 y( R4 |: O! R* r4 JWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair." ?+ V6 f8 e b. w& o8 F: \
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Turn off shower.
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% M- q- y9 F7 y) Z* [Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.: C9 E) m; Z- l. v+ { l; T
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 6 g. [: A4 o; q( L9 x% ^
2 v" x! A& |' l9 kWrap hair in super absorbent towel. ) d9 n, V+ m8 a3 W
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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z: t5 b1 Q( v5 u! X. G; IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ' y( ?4 e% ^' |! \4 J. t2 G/ o
, n) g; r8 l& N8 b L+ ^+ a9 XTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. $ M2 ^0 G! {% h+ h P
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Walk naked to the bathroom. S( p+ @8 H1 [' F9 G
) F O4 K N1 `& | C' FIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ) u5 I- O* M6 P% z
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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9 O2 s% A& y. E/ i4 U- y% o. i& KWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. o$ F+ X; a: ?
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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6 c: g n) `! Z# l8 XRinse off and get out of shower.
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, z5 s! ?9 T' TPartially dry off.) x& H) {9 ?5 c% ?) E/ b
' V5 u) `# S, J7 d' i6 ]Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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s5 L6 H. @5 c: T. W( a9 R7 P- }Admire wiener size in mirror again. : Z# o- f2 C: Y# s7 A8 `
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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' O( w# b* E9 A4 O8 |" N7 {. W" qReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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