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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go; I! R+ R/ A. k* X" Z& a8 t: i( f
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.! u% [5 E9 Y% A, H+ w% h: u. R  i
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that1 N2 L; \/ `' ]6 l! Q1 d: j: }& ~& t
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
# b) d, R% O1 P5 E# F! \) oweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &. A) }- ]8 }4 ^6 v  Y
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue- Q- P, V, d! F" a- x  M- @$ o
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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# \1 C# _/ l9 I: g" \) b. OThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* e$ F: m" W- MHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why5 s2 ]  `$ T8 F+ A
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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) I0 v" {% S2 tThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 3 o% \" n) X, l: C' V8 m
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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Cut off his........
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