Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- `# ]6 c6 K5 I, hfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

* a$ b6 k. ]- k1 k% V" F) OWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
0 U8 I+ v& M6 G; ?$ }Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
: I  `6 Q# s* A3 Wweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
  k: |6 H- _6 B* ]6 R8 h; K, DI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
! j# d7 a4 Z6 nsilk pajamas.'
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4 \' f. F$ D5 \The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
' f9 d# D( @1 k( U, L% Y$ [) nexactly what her husband asked.
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9 D' ^: h1 T2 f# ]The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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! t2 ~3 y7 d" A. ]) oHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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) ]2 }2 ?/ O0 V' W2 o5 HThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

/ s  Q: e% M6 iCut off his........