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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that0 h, P4 W' k7 H: H0 Y* }: i: Y
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a3 ?5 ~+ x0 N$ z& S
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 L |1 h$ R3 S, g" {+ i$ b% ?I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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; F8 m: L' k, ^The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- ?3 {9 H% h$ g; y& v2 `1 H
exactly what her husband asked.( o( E' V8 ~1 d7 o
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?: n* \7 O. R' X( x) y* d( y: t* H
8 i; x0 W& a5 Z# i2 v8 MHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
9 L& [7 O2 R; r2 p" q0 \* Xdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'" F& {7 J! B/ e2 I z
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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