Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
, S1 X1 V$ }7 Y# i8 _& Jweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
, I' w/ b- G+ t3 n- n# n3 @silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

0 t% Y" t/ B5 U3 Q8 fThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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. V/ f5 h4 m3 i2 a: kHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. F6 k! e* q6 ndidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


" i  L6 I# s6 \7 I7 @2 b& s8 dThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
9 f- ^' b9 V3 ~smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........