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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &3 j" R7 ?9 n5 S8 V5 o
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did0 f2 ?& r* \ d% Z" p1 _
exactly what her husband asked.; p, M+ K0 A/ E( c5 i
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* E8 ~: N' i7 S1 [: t ~He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why' g6 y$ W8 A+ A$ ^5 T
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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