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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go# U; m" v: j% y9 }8 S f! N
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
1 B5 x/ Q2 O0 Q' D+ MPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a: J% \1 z6 J' W3 O2 C3 N
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & w+ H2 v {4 b5 e; q" s
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?. p# t( [5 h" E: C+ G& R0 O1 O9 W
' k* j6 b- u/ _: U# |9 tHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
4 ]. q9 q; {0 {8 e* mdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'# |" P7 L) `6 W! ~
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0 ]% J4 U' ~" f9 O0 w0 l! x* dThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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