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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go. G- G a* Z2 g1 G9 u
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.' _/ j: U# }% O7 l
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/ @& w7 T2 R0 U( PPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a2 {7 M9 F( I% W0 b+ X6 T. U
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &8 } s0 i6 f. B N; ?
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did1 l( ~. v5 R) `& n$ ]
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?% g- I8 o4 I* l' E3 v ]# P
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why5 W/ \$ m0 @$ O" ~$ F
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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