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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go: b1 L$ J! y# s
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.) U) `# ]# Q! _+ B. @
# J1 e. s4 {/ F9 FWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that, K( \: ^: C* Q$ d1 W+ ]
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 y* H' E! Q; v2 b6 X, F( o. m6 kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
, w& ~: d5 o" x6 \) QI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
6 p# P: x5 p M7 lsilk pajamas.'
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/ r# t- r" h' NThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did, P$ W/ R1 z6 |# r; `5 k! [1 c/ ^
exactly what her husband asked./ |, J$ V6 C. t$ U+ [5 V
N1 V. |& b& BThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.) Q; E/ ~( w/ F0 n
/ ]* `+ A3 c9 L" z8 u& `The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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; u& {5 N( \0 {* ?4 v" t! |9 z% IHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. u# l8 S) ^ J2 c/ [didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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1 g7 v) q7 [3 ~& L# ~The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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