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$ G! l1 v! c0 K' F4 ^) Z8 DWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day7 ~4 y4 K$ R" n) m4 c4 _5 D- d6 l/ Z
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,4 \# v0 a$ G7 h3 G" } B9 T
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got! k7 V: R! T4 W V. Y+ g
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
; X5 G" y+ k& G/ T+ ^7 _# Nscreen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me# c4 [3 i$ H) I o' L( `
that you're not holding up your side of things.'+ ?1 J# Y' o, P' `+ g7 B; P
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
/ l0 [, e- ], l, k25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
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+ Z% i. y a! B3 @+ M0 _on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.8 L2 F' S8 I/ W5 M
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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