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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day' T+ L% s- K& w3 S% T
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
; {( z) H2 S2 u4 \7 fslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
# [7 j6 P: {4 H( C( o$ h" [! H- P) Nto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma$ N. `4 O& ]0 P" C+ @( r
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
9 ]. C' y) T$ Q( Tthat you're not holding up your side of things.'
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7 `) C: l0 K- b* U4 ZMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
+ `1 D/ K% j0 t( l: }25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would2 i7 X6 X9 n- i% r
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in5 ]0 P9 X' n3 L8 o( _
a hurry. |
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