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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 e j" \# `$ b) a+ b
2 _( N2 @6 h: V' b- U* a" {; z% WBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, j6 R; s9 D9 G( K! a' `course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ u2 G& F; J1 B8 [* ~3 l( P- ?Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& ?, v6 ^7 a1 t, p" eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 {' z7 ]& h: a3 l- s+ G h
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. S4 P( G5 J# G, E5 {. \+ |5 W
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: j% C( [ z" @3 A. P; e
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be7 ~. H) F1 c: D1 }5 I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": C+ R4 F( i% f
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# b, T$ D' o8 N5 {% j }0 f& b$ d
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' |* H8 w& a" {, ogravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' r8 s8 W0 v6 T0 G. V6 _
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, Q$ |& G6 w7 L9 ]1 V0 S
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& V, M1 Y- g+ O7 ^1 S5 q* B( r( C& d0 P
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" U5 u; N" {7 E, u$ m: V+ \' L" FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains/ o$ K) H8 v1 A: _
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 j% C. j- l9 ] d8 K
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
% l) M3 r, E" O% ]' Z1 Y$ [I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: h5 i* ?' z0 K, Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
: P( p% U# L- \- Xthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. f& o) W% ~ q# X* Wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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