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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( S5 D7 C2 C" x$ `8 o: t
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 k! {9 a, t# V' Z. S2 t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful1 P- k% ^$ S, c8 u5 ^. O: R
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.% H/ `/ \1 p8 D' G% Z/ J
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
r" f4 R" b9 m2 O1 z% R+ kStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ E. o E' Z: s, m2 R F+ z) _Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; _ z# V% p, S( z0 W% R9 \
the eye.
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t" ^+ S: m# L5 b [0 D2 e( H0 x# AReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 L- D, @* `5 }; _2 S3 n. e% Ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& s% k' Q# p6 |, i
' O1 N6 r/ F) j6 SAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" n0 l$ i% I7 ]+ |- }your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" A0 D' S! x8 a4 P3 ~, W* _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* B- O3 z$ l7 f; ~ s; N
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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# Z: X: R2 V! pHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 E1 s* k/ f/ J7 T8 {
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 x. I- R1 j' Z/ N5 DI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 u* T$ r* B' f: t" x4 hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# C/ M( R, |4 f- p9 {
8 F, O1 K4 S2 ]Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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; O$ P& R$ ?3 q& a"Dear Son.........
7 T0 L1 u7 G5 vI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 @: \- ]" `" r" K& _4 I) Osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' R& q/ \+ F8 ]/ q% k0 ~
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 c; d- b7 J% P0 O* U: x0 K
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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