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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" `4 G( E3 I6 g9 b
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 g" G T7 H$ P9 Ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 p* x0 I5 a" ~
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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( o* L, A- P) ~ e- fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 d+ v( y5 G( k/ F' j: q7 t0 X+ _
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! _8 I5 ~: h1 Z! g+ F
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 J I; K* u5 @7 BHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" u2 \) }* p: A$ ~& E ?! ?# m* {
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( h9 P1 u- g7 r4 f9 ^$ t% O& r
( }; E6 D6 u( a7 |" H& gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# h, p _# i1 V( I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. `2 M6 b1 e! Q9 x8 u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( E. z) S7 I5 @0 m$ }; dBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' [0 \# j' l: M2 C/ I6 Y+ Q
sure."
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/ {* x8 G" O! L5 q5 ~) ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# W; E: G& ?0 h6 M9 B. }I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, }5 n$ l- O6 ~' R: M- m2 rI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
) J3 @, @" v8 @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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1 V# N6 y: F+ m7 T' r% i, OSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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9 s# p" l# Y$ }7 \$ X8 l$ |+ e( V"Dear Son.........4 A9 N1 p, d3 ~7 b
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- P2 n. p' J( g5 p+ ?$ m' Vsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 H! E# s2 I1 _6 ]) o5 |) V
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 L8 @0 w% w. F; \" U
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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