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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ d# u" U4 D$ I, T" L8 a4 {
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the- t0 o0 F+ J$ U7 [# P& A
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# [0 _0 T4 \+ {. q& s' ?
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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8 @; J9 W/ j* i1 [8 K; t# PMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 `* j6 W- Q9 q0 h% ^Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 _" j4 U* F( k2 [9 h- {+ U
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* } V7 G) R# p& s: D, FHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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: l7 e# j% h+ dReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* i Y" i( i1 P( `. Q/ Othinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) y* c3 m1 [$ n5 {4 V
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 j1 y7 e" K' N3 z/ `0 N$ ?, ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* U) M& |9 C+ t7 w) d& w
sure."- H- z! G9 C/ O1 L
) L2 u0 B8 g, L3 H) e+ ?; k9 v3 P9 CHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 X- T* @0 {' s0 q4 W6 EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 H1 h* ?) I7 b* }3 u
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 S! ?, @) e( x/ O8 E' Y" u
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 ?0 |1 F/ _5 V
5 f8 Q" X4 \: l) ~# ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 \& d- W% l8 ?% @: [6 L2 f0 h3 d9 q
read:; k+ _0 L, z b- d" t
0 Y% K$ g, p5 X' R) p5 Y! x. M"Dear Son.........
|: y5 ~" B7 H7 N- D, @I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 e3 w2 c( Z5 |5 `, T
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, i- [& S6 Y9 p) e T( Ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
v! [$ A, Q0 C: pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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