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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 Y$ S7 X3 N7 K
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 _1 `; q0 k9 d2 I* W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
' g3 W: T6 s8 F- [$ sBrians' roommate Stephanie was.* z% H& l1 `+ ^
% ^& J) z9 H4 y5 F; A* YMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! R! H& d6 l4 L3 u1 Z
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; s+ U. T/ p! s/ C2 ?- M7 J# I
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! z! O5 V* r+ r- j7 A# |3 p; A5 p
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- P0 }2 t0 y0 k
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* o& l; M& V$ @# h
/ _' L6 Y' r; P3 bAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( [; ^: {0 v% |( V- `0 Nyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 e! p& P7 x @0 k5 bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( I) F' @. D) Q) _ e) C e+ i, q" tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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% C: B6 N) Y/ N# U; C. @He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& Y! S$ ^' j! c4 \5 n1 A- f
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 ~2 x6 p _( a! H8 q7 }I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
) X& i5 X/ C/ Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- Z8 ^4 M+ e# {9 e' ^
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 g* J5 q4 M1 W7 n, O$ ?6 I" d7 g
read:
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"Dear Son.........
, J+ B, e+ d7 v/ a7 ^$ ]1 {/ B& NI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not0 O: A; w Z- c% n: [2 e' M7 ^( z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# Q9 ^% K1 A$ `* l
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver5 i4 i y! D: V9 v3 G
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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