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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 B+ P1 k$ l: Q2 `* Z9 }2 S; W+ A S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
3 [8 ~4 W$ z) |% y' yBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 q3 i: O& {* L4 hStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 L5 Y8 N S4 A# }* d
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; N0 _6 V7 ?+ V! U' n7 G9 y: L8 {
the eye.
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1 K- y# R! |: Y6 eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' ]+ \; ^4 |# rthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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/ M- D. u9 P5 o) |/ q3 \, HAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; S! g7 G' p- p! w0 R" v U$ U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, G. B8 p: i4 C: P9 m( i; {, h2 tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* q7 X8 R% o' c- j6 U f5 f
% \7 f) A( Q: z4 gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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" K/ l. ?2 G* {3 N5 m4 mHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: X9 v/ y7 v/ j8 W6 i' ~8 l
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" d- A* G# H% K. s1 z- \+ aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; {: N; Z; A |5 Z! r' l7 ?% \
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( P5 t' B" J; F1 B' ?6 P
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 h, K! J8 W2 R& n+ V4 c
read: D4 t0 l. n' g- y& d
: x* t d$ _2 B& e7 t* t"Dear Son........., _6 N) u, G x. F: ?
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: x; H" y8 r* p p; lsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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