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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 @5 A4 c) `5 `# p; @3 x
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 ]8 G* U5 I' V# g) q3 P
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
* e( x# y- x T! M9 mBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 @4 d# Z: t n/ o2 b: y; c+ F4 K
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ ]( A% B: @3 v# N3 B! W7 I
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 W/ j. P6 B% a* y; a3 r2 R) k
the eye. x9 {+ n' w* m4 b* d3 b
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' V8 x" J: z7 B# l# x+ f f
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ z$ U7 C1 V4 ^; u( m
* e% U: W6 C& ?6 b" Q' y# y# D% _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 f5 l. [. P3 C; t! Iyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' k8 {* b4 r' J$ U
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( i! l. b+ @$ z) f8 U2 rBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% a8 u5 K$ h8 j
sure.") I$ U g. H! m' k8 m& Q. Q' P
8 A. e6 W: H& G0 O; {+ j5 D( a% ~1 ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! Q# M2 i3 U' Y& ^( y+ j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- \" U: j8 i+ C0 `I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
f* c' ]) h9 r+ |# qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ ?1 d4 R* E. }+ @9 w
! S; i8 d- ?/ R0 X: U1 w' ?9 v' aSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........7 {9 a; P6 c! s6 K+ U; B
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* Y1 @3 e5 l% Z9 O6 \
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' ~$ w+ T5 W; c. E, l, w* v/ Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
# W; B6 \( M% V5 K8 w: cgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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