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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 [: b+ V, n" j9 w
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ O l8 b3 C& b4 lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( N0 d: d8 P' c& [% X; |& DBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 A- E1 L7 B9 ~$ oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
; ^. ^7 Z3 o$ s& j* b, bStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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- Y1 p3 ]& d% AOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* L* ~4 X6 X0 C7 w. V) d6 `) U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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$ U' G- ?7 S8 E; H$ i( q. F# d. MReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! m$ z% k9 d1 e& A3 m/ h. Ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; q+ l0 A# P8 k$ hAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 ~6 K. S2 { Z! d J
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 t5 W1 B% \* W h A
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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) y7 y, ^- b1 `. hBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 F% y/ ? ?+ ?6 j( k( `
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" [! I& I- N6 D9 RHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., `+ k4 ^9 n' e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: {' p" O f3 w g. h# Z) hI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 i5 i: |. X- r8 w ~" fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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7 _3 Z* y: E3 i: \Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
; ]$ t( p3 y$ y; X: M! Sread:
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; E% |7 M4 Z0 k$ S0 R Z! c5 `( M* t"Dear Son.........
# d& G9 c% A+ O: t" `I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 f; E: N p+ B2 f, n; s4 `* [saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ P& l, K( y p; A. l
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& g" j2 Q2 m0 e8 j O$ G% _$ ^8 T
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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