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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 B$ J6 Y Y c
2 s. I6 i4 P- K! t6 wBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 u2 r- V% T6 g' j* E- F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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8 U5 _; y6 D+ R" X1 GMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Y5 L+ |# b5 d1 u2 O, b- i9 wStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ o) r* D( P' T8 C3 t9 ~ B, bOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* R& F: w3 {( q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 V8 T+ f" S2 f4 Ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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5 w6 L; }$ h @About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, O# U, ]. _% @0 O: q2 @ m
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 O3 ? N! e; T; T3 _+ e
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: z1 \* S, q& _/ w+ G8 {' N! d
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) b" j2 l% h: b/ _6 DHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 l3 z+ M& }0 O' G( {, vI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ {% L: {( E y+ v: a6 [
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 h9 T* x1 ^, s- V! r- M9 R: j
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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3 V) h. T; |8 ?, H1 L$ H3 CSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& `$ V% d! y0 z6 t# K# W* R
read:
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"Dear Son.........1 M- W: i* Z. P3 R' S
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: O% `$ h+ y" F% v( x
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
* }" x0 n$ M Bthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( d) Z" r* q1 `2 |6 z$ S: d" w
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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