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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
9 i) S/ V- d6 K4 ]$ @2 _The girl said: NO!'
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! ^% u* U, \6 S% CAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
7 R# ?% E' V9 ~Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# c) p5 g4 R9 c. l' u6 Y
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't& ], I+ @0 M3 J" }
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had; V% f6 w* S  J% R
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched" W  H7 ^% p/ X
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had% v% t. j% _- K, D9 V& j, i
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 @5 O+ a1 Y' X4 b, r$ W1 e0 a
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ! t2 r6 {. X6 W+ r& v3 }5 |
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 2 C% F  c; P* U( n7 {0 _4 T
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
, Q! g' `' {# m9 r5 ?" p. R$ S3 @What does this story mean?

- W9 x, \+ e9 H, v6 F* i# M$ k老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
( h! i) E" ~% f- S9 B' J"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...4 c9 ^5 C; L$ l. g4 J" Z4 }
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
0 P, Y6 q6 G7 {  k# gAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...; w+ C) {: ^) c. d
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 ) O0 g4 O& R, W; L, Y& |
What does this story mean?

# T1 o5 M) u& K5 f; r& o+ x0 t0 syou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 ! r1 S. k$ i- M5 L) l  B  F
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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, |$ j- _% z0 A赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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3 t4 v9 w1 J9 }. v0 W" ~' l. u老杨的这句英文说的好
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) K2 M& [' a5 l9 t$ k  x* [$ f) [Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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