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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'' n& f* O/ Z% h% k- k0 i6 D! ^
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 L0 n, K+ q0 s; g* V
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& C0 t9 \! W- a- @ Z! ^" GHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 `% Q9 X+ k, l7 P: c! j
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
5 b/ ^; x: t5 C- ]7 x6 YAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. R- e- _+ ^2 s
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! _' M( F8 f$ j7 S; m5 b, b
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 T0 v* i P' l6 N$ ]% L' x' W: F
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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