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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'$ n- d8 s4 v( `' G" e
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& z8 y3 V! ?) \, o/ r7 o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never' W. f# _1 o- ^" a4 Y
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't/ Q# G- P6 b+ F8 x2 h7 P$ [' q
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had/ R' Y! _/ s% j' ]* U7 ^1 M7 \* J
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
5 W& C. ?9 ?- N" T8 i+ ZSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had, ^( L3 f( Y: E% U
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ z/ O8 B' m$ F% o3 g
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ L0 M# H# X4 P; N
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