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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
  f" k( ?* r4 WThe girl said: NO!'4 `" n6 \- P- ]" s& f0 p

( e# ~* j6 W: I+ HAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ n' R3 a8 ~6 J5 B% ]- c* r
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never4 M. e: c+ z- c# Q* w- Z" `+ B
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 U2 K2 U& k* G7 V. k3 ]
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had, f1 Q6 x, D! |9 Y5 k9 x6 a3 [# V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% c7 s+ S. a  [# I8 {3 D8 y! G
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- O. _- g+ g- e4 }3 p, `$ _6 r9 S/ w
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 j" ^0 L9 k, zSweat pants and was pleasant all the time." K6 t" D8 W2 ~+ Z
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The End
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鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
* H  k  C1 ?. v4 ?. K& B' j3 ZWhat does this story mean?

) i- T( U" ?0 m; O2 LMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
+ U1 X7 q6 b) L! xHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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& D/ ^3 k2 B$ f5 ~% N& l Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ! u0 ]" r# F* c% r! M
What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
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Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny& J$ n3 h$ Y% ?2 ^
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
1 K3 N7 p& N/ Q  s1 h* GAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...9 K, ?. ]( [" V
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...& n0 B4 w5 C" T) r" K$ \" x
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
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what's the point?
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
8 P! f1 ^& A/ bWhat does this story mean?

* |, g8 L* ~: L4 b- S7 `* nyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
4 i) @: L" g2 Nyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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9 E, u/ R4 [8 n% c/ I* e老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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