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Will you marry me?

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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'+ U# z. F1 ^+ a* s) Y
The girl said: NO!'7 m. t% q) ~. I! a; ]' b
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 i, |$ l6 ]9 O8 BDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& O1 T' r& u) X, hHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 R/ B* T5 r6 }% X% ^, C- C- D
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
2 f& `7 b9 d) c* @9 @5 ^: Y3 u$ U8 rAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- j' e4 i- X* a$ O" u. `3 q3 USports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# u: Z) Y) V: M* V6 ~% CHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; G. D9 _4 w& H
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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0 R- w+ i6 ?6 j- D: c& N& l; TThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
大型搬家
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ' k8 J# [0 ]- E! _8 J. H# U
What does this story mean?

& X0 w2 j5 w# n0 ^! h2 S* N& p" H& HMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 * t8 X- J$ R# j0 x5 _4 |
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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  N0 d8 X# p1 G# [! e2 \ Maybe I should use "下!?"
鲜花(13) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
大型搬家
鲜花(43) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
8 O) b) Y; p5 k! P! NWhat does this story mean?

' C  [* T3 }# ^2 y4 A$ \% f1 N' ]老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
5 {* X( K) y5 w"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
$ ~! }. n# n! x5 y7 mAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...6 k" ]* ?2 B2 a% ~& k+ E1 _  t) W
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...2 {- E! u( V( i
And her job is secure forever...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
: R6 U' ?7 F* Q: p2 qWhat does this story mean?

1 K, R% T5 o4 f! ?% iyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
- g. [) F7 `3 A) V' c) S; syou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 + T. G# m0 d! R5 @, q
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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6 }# Z  J. F9 C! C( r! @$ m( E9 G$ V/ kWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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