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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
% l: Y* \6 ~) i* U+ C- RThe girl said: NO!'% i; ~6 `/ e0 T4 e/ ?0 M
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,% m2 \. z! Z5 E$ c
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never1 W/ Z4 @+ J! Z6 o
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" Z% {# T6 V/ t5 b: c6 m5 X
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 ?6 O5 O) p' fAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. ]! y+ L7 S# W/ R. s& I7 B
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ |6 L# `9 z( ^1 P/ i9 F* G
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
S1 \3 g2 c0 |! D+ C" wSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ W1 R- Y4 S) F$ T
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