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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'( r8 L( p+ {" Q
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,/ k" a" g. X) }9 S
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had: z& A, K& B& q
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ [1 {1 |0 y/ w; ~' w2 x
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