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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
% a3 s$ O: D* l# F7 ]The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 I% M4 p% t+ u. Q
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had1 l4 B9 g4 W6 N! b' u
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
5 @8 ~; P, z4 q; SSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 P5 l, B7 |. @3 G; n) hHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ ?+ ?3 I( k& G; v4 eSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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