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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
f" k( ?* r4 WThe girl said: NO!'4 `" n6 \- P- ]" s& f0 p
( e# ~* j6 W: I+ HAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ n' R3 a8 ~6 J5 B% ]- c* r
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never4 M. e: c+ z- c# Q* w- Z" `+ B
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 U2 K2 U& k* G7 V. k3 ]
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had, f1 Q6 x, D! |9 Y5 k9 x6 a3 [# V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% c7 s+ S. a [# I8 {3 D8 y! G
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- O. _- g+ g- e4 }3 p, `$ _6 r9 S/ w
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 j" ^0 L9 k, zSweat pants and was pleasant all the time." K6 t" D8 W2 ~+ Z
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