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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'+ U# z. F1 ^+ a* s) Y
The girl said: NO!'7 m. t% q) ~. I! a; ]' b
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 i, |$ l6 ]9 O8 BDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& O1 T' r& u) X, hHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 R/ B* T5 r6 }% X% ^, C- C- D
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
2 f& `7 b9 d) c* @9 @5 ^: Y3 u$ U8 rAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- j' e4 i- X* a$ O" u. `3 q3 USports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# u: Z) Y) V: M* V6 ~% CHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; G. D9 _4 w& H
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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