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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
9 i) S/ V- d6 K4 ]$ @2 _The girl said: NO!'
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! ^% u* U, \6 S% CAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't& ], I+ @0 M3 J" }
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had; V% f6 w* S J% R
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched" W H7 ^% p/ X
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had% v% t. j% _- K, D9 V& j, i
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 @5 O+ a1 Y' X4 b, r$ W1 e0 a
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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