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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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( L7 t7 r7 ^- }( `0 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ V# \. G! q* J& _& G, g+ u, M/ TMaria: Here it is. 2 J! ]' p. f* V. j1 ^1 z( S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! q$ l* C0 d+ S5 L
Class: Maria.
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8 s  ]' ?! G, \) dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % x8 U) q% j/ X  X8 K% _
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 M& u4 }+ y$ G! r! q4 |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- @# j. k9 p( }" `0 BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 @  }" ~8 m5 @4 xTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 g9 [; k  P# p7 ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ |# T0 v/ O% u$ a' k7 G7 i
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 E/ r& a1 K7 a& U5 jDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 ]3 S& I0 ]8 k* k5 ~7 A
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 X3 P7 q4 v: E- o' ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & [( ~, c9 n$ x4 @6 q9 F; k
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & f7 y! ^. E0 P- s5 ^6 O+ _
Winnie: Me!
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0 t3 M8 [$ l: M7 M6 cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' \& k" \, T' {$ h! G- vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."   b: p( T1 F3 U2 B' R; G& k: R
Millie: I is... . |. X- k& g% y0 [  x6 r  j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 O, L2 I  u+ P9 S, F4 E* H' q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; f5 ]5 T" _$ C$ h9 }9 i# N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) B, Z. j: _. w6 |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 |( a9 r  t- g! Y9 }9 l* G* Y1 m

8 u7 V' V- U) \" I1 {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / n  V# x6 K9 M% i$ }# f' N% F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " O: A  M2 X# I0 B

. I; r, _2 L$ Q$ s% j# Z: c' rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* p+ q0 B: B$ G7 _; @: q7 eHarold: A teacher + T: s, ]  h% d) g4 \) t/ ~4 A: O

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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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