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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) [1 }9 `$ n' g5 H9 N MMaria: Here it is.
6 Z- R. p o w+ Z4 @+ f: k: \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 h# c1 x. \& kClass: Maria.
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3 r }+ e8 T- E9 ~9 a7 zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - E% w: o) H& v, ?( G, U$ y6 F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 h m3 Y5 p" t% H; E. b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 c7 D9 ?% t2 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + c, I7 X" ?$ J8 d6 b" D
Teacher: No, that's wrong , }5 z8 R+ ]- e) c e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * {, d! \- @7 S" O# m% A
6 N$ ~: ]+ V3 P7 STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : u u* v$ [7 l
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / z" p0 v7 t, E* |: Q* H9 A4 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 b- |$ @1 K( z0 k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 G8 ^! @$ b, M0 X4 ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 D I- X8 V8 l1 cWinnie: Me!
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. c* R: G( ?4 o$ a# l6 | w; uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : M) O1 n+ W' D9 P+ h8 g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' k! Z1 h! {4 R& o/ y+ _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 u3 u2 `; q/ N j
Millie: I is...
) c- }8 |" Z- a) UTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 ?8 u* k0 [( d$ q1 W4 P+ K5 \. q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 u0 o2 N* x% _: h5 i2 PLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - u0 L0 d9 Z* \
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 o- O# n% f9 g( g# V# dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# m5 R, X( M* [8 sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. Y2 o. H" H: QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 b o3 o! m) f% d5 V4 d. U
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 s/ [4 h' ^& A" X. YHarold: A teacher
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