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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' M4 E" q1 {3 l: ^. j' @% E: D
Maria: Here it is.
1 J# b5 H% S* ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; {5 i3 U I& H- i! k
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( P* q! Y5 W$ r4 V) I# }8 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: y7 O# u: {( HTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( K7 L; |$ n2 D1 E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & s, z3 ~+ Q% }
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# U+ J- |( m& }9 ]0 j7 gGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : i! s$ N1 p. f
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 m9 Z1 z! G; q+ d) l# e
Teacher: What are you talking about? * _/ e7 w$ H8 |8 u) h1 D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# F0 |& O- l2 m) I# _- x! BWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & ~; G- H+ ]; a- V# @+ v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 K6 E3 W1 y V4 ?, Y
% @5 _& g- E, @: ]7 C- D9 gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 {! S/ B1 W/ X2 uMillie: I is... 3 O: q4 u9 E, |9 B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; I- O W0 s$ s0 h `0 y" VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ \+ b( m4 D# J7 q& YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 b Q5 V+ ]/ D$ E" J/ ~7 h* G3 D" B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 _! f# t0 L+ d, u3 Y* VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 ]. c0 {3 h8 n7 m1 LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% r6 y9 g; R' F, ^0 v8 Q8 J( }3 N5 xTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 K7 S# w9 i, [! t* m% D, _/ xHarold: A teacher . u) C2 x: Q- n; R$ M
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