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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' M7 [! n, c' i5 o" T: h
Maria: Here it is. 0 b4 g' d- ~$ G! I8 D" @. Q% p0 Y+ M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 A/ \: {2 B" D' M& C
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5 J8 N6 y7 j/ cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 P C @: {* G6 k. K* l6 I- g
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , O* h* U- j( f$ l4 i" x: L$ z
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & W$ s7 e6 z b" d, v7 V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& i6 x$ C: E) k a2 c0 cTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 ]3 A0 s6 b' X; SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - p0 A1 F% m+ r, }. X$ T; o
8 P% P" t( X) B) o7 STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # Y. z7 B: |; T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. & e. |% P5 x( Y5 ~& A
Teacher: What are you talking about? / E1 u5 H' [6 q g( X% M. I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! D; A, n$ z. ?' HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, b( T8 \5 {% K2 G/ `Winnie: Me! # S6 j; x" F" n1 N
0 I3 Q$ B* X9 V% b% NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; Z; U; `( ?( x0 E& i- MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ {! A% H$ Y3 f$ e" k- J8 Y; cMillie: I is... 7 L, R) k4 Y- m9 x1 Q, W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 p$ p+ m+ O: @8 p SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* N) N" _7 O0 p* g. H5 M. i$ sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . t. R& S8 ^9 ]& U9 f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : J. A$ s7 {4 l+ w& P4 u" Y4 V
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 i1 B3 \0 E W0 U" X2 E
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 a4 P3 A' A- a; m( i# [- s2 ^% r* sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 J" N. h% Z: q* ?5 N2 g+ J$ eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 V: K: r. S I+ M8 t* G: yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ e6 J; J2 m' U8 e$ gHarold: A teacher
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