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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' n* K( [0 E& A5 T2 m
Maria: Here it is. 0 N+ R/ M# x i6 j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 V8 M: H% F% s/ h! p
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 X, e0 }1 h$ R3 o% Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ X$ T( Z/ i F* o* M; F; E8 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! a& Z G1 j+ H MTeacher: No, that's wrong
' ^, w, E7 w1 z1 i% Z; k" kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 j6 P$ Q3 H; ~) Y$ J0 d. \/ vDonald: H I J K L M N O. % p' N% D$ Y% j4 U7 d: o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- m" j: ^; N7 ]$ g6 p U9 M5 rDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ a: ]7 g* e( l3 f8 ~
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 V. O' Z+ j) `3 t: @& N) Y' g* F+ N$ P
Winnie: Me!
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/ B \( X2 v3 |2 J. oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 o" H. O h. n; O/ w0 OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! H) E9 b$ S0 P4 x
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 \1 p: z1 t$ dMillie: I is...
0 D' a/ s6 u7 zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) l" U0 D% \9 E2 y# ^4 W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 m+ ]9 d6 M {# v/ JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? S1 s. a6 x5 P) l; B. [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 c. a3 V5 M4 W" t* uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" K ?* j4 z w7 y: HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ a) Y9 x( A5 H) T5 v& \, [6 ~
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% V1 U; l; N2 U5 J3 n& m# p; d7 f$ oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- _$ _) s/ J1 {( |5 Q( W' t/ PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Q5 X( ?) c( V9 R$ F: X3 O/ d
Harold: A teacher
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