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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # _, c" q+ o9 ]7 z" k1 \
Maria: Here it is.
' i; R1 i0 \0 `. t7 uTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) `! W# W0 O+ O3 |: r1 L) O: i+ q/ \, g
Class: Maria.
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) s' s+ \( s4 oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 f( P" j( H! T; U# O# sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % m6 j! ~ q/ b. N% A* m
m- u% N: n$ lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + W& a Q, i" D: \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 X; e. T- b2 j D5 M) RTeacher: No, that's wrong
, U; G! A+ H6 q$ P b: WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: Q W& `5 q @% NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . z/ y' N0 C# }# L9 Z$ p
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . e/ H2 k" w9 r# q& U
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 i U# L9 f5 T/ C. s. {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 W1 K6 e! c" Q# UWinnie: Me! ' t) W4 }. A ]: A* ?
7 n8 M* S2 C# b4 ?1 n2 eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 B7 d; f( r2 rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 `* }$ J+ E/ P- q# z$ E$ p2 R; jMillie: I is... # A/ k* k9 r c. d4 f% o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 C2 Y( |& ]7 J; i8 N. {/ zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , a6 O' S: z3 S& n- [4 F( K* A: V4 k
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & f4 f6 V1 ?% L* F0 e. r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 Q S5 P, M8 e6 lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) ^( c% U7 C% l! q- o+ _, g
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 V; G$ P, _- @/ M# a2 ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' @: L5 G$ T# { q# z/ ?- RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( k- C6 `! i) CHarold: A teacher
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