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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ Z' F& d) x6 N7 @( f# |8 oMaria: Here it is.
5 T! s) ~4 r9 j. u3 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 f, {) v% \6 h8 RClass: Maria. ! v) _% F a2 w5 c. k! a
! G: T$ L2 J- Z% E6 G7 BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( w* ]9 ]+ k7 r' u. i
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 h) ^1 Y# K$ r( b; C' ~4 q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ Y5 d2 d% `" ~# g: [, S8 nTeacher: No, that's wrong ; E! ]- i& T( ~5 I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & e; H3 @8 L2 |+ `& }* T T
; C; [/ T: m% p* J: f, F1 ^3 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# e2 e. P7 u4 m$ W. X3 y5 W8 l* LDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 E3 m/ R( z; H0 w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% s, M4 h. M# L$ O# B. XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: s4 ]& N6 Q6 Y$ P" P$ oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 D- a7 ?) P8 y, o! j) LWinnie: Me!
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& _( \" {" t; `! ~2 OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 ^% W/ W: b/ Q; Z4 e$ ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" ]' s* q& V3 P% B" FMillie: I is... 6 t6 l6 t$ L3 ~: t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." c; d6 W% L: l7 x7 Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * t- Y- \$ h7 K: n; j9 m2 o
! ~' n& c8 j; [+ }& y3 r7 rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) K0 c& P* R1 y1 u7 H5 TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - o/ g/ {$ o; p) j
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! N$ x( U* y* r. Q# r6 {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& g5 ^2 T; F* s$ p' {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ q0 u2 X6 k+ w: O5 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: o* Z2 E- E3 J- t6 H( E% ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 U6 Q% p; s$ jHarold: A teacher 5 H% n! |! ?( ^: K
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