Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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1 f/ ^8 P3 `. _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
/ F+ r: i: I6 r( T$ `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

* G; e/ n& k1 d$ M' zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) d, |- w, g# J3 }  sTeacher: No, that's wrong
( D; {3 q9 Y- t4 JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 z) g7 O  U/ E( y, fDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

3 W7 o, Z8 B" j! X) o3 QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

1 f) E3 X$ c+ q4 FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
( R8 X6 }) a! r4 ]' zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ ]( ~9 j1 d. G4 U1 X9 JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ a; w# Q+ A. V  g: T' r$ NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# w# g9 K6 d" M' ^4 I* Z7 K, rHarold: A teacher
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