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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 L4 A+ z5 D, e" t9 L
Maria: Here it is. " w1 n5 ?1 p4 i1 o0 K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ S( t f" I4 W; v* ~
Class: Maria. 4 }/ n: ]4 D, l1 V4 ]
* q% B9 q5 ~! JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( J3 w1 K4 {/ ^/ {! ?+ I) ]- b
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 B* v* q- d% I' ?, LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : }2 z4 |+ M4 q5 c3 {4 x) w( a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / C& ^0 {; \8 a" c! r
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; w7 K7 ~7 z; l% Q: |; |, t) l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / s) z+ M5 d# B2 @/ \/ l
7 R2 l$ m9 V' U9 \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 O) H' ]6 B. X, JDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 X, o. r& Y! o1 V- ^4 N- M
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: Y9 u; b1 ?5 c; u0 Y: Y: uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( _2 \& Z' e; DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # Y, X6 z# X' x" K5 ^0 q5 [/ g
Winnie: Me! 7 ^* s2 _ o0 `0 ~
/ `" D" r5 \4 v( ]& z; J, U$ _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 \( d! a3 t: V4 n) L! Z: s9 Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( y* F9 j% e0 e4 G r9 E
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" K8 {9 ^% F# _+ sMillie: I is...
$ l: t# z7 n) [ P7 {. O2 V( }+ k$ ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 \/ l; |: ]* a* y3 l. f' `4 S/ S! d+ VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / V; P% [1 T8 @8 ?/ v1 w3 F
) g' R" C }" p6 o' BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 p, X$ d3 @& h. D5 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 D: {! M U" h8 r, z% `! S- p
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " P" P" B2 Y& V# d7 i( H6 q- s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 l$ j8 j; Z# j; V# BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % x2 _3 J1 {" k$ O" X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & D4 }, M9 E+ V* F7 X- V" k ^
Harold: A teacher
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