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If your father is a poor man,, l+ {5 Z& K2 n0 i# b0 e
it is your fate but,! w7 a+ L* x# a* ~" }" I4 o
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
$ `" v3 M* n1 |( n, {/ Z* d& Jit's your stupidity.
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' [9 \- {' ?, U; Q8 ~/ VI was born intelligent -/ Y6 N- y/ j- @6 ^, B( d0 f
education ruined me.% z0 J& t" m4 [9 v
) _. o% ?$ x" t- DPractice makes perfect.... A& Y3 ~# Q, f5 M0 }
But nobody's perfect......
% l, c2 q' J+ t' Uso why practice?
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6 N, K; z0 w* k& I$ C2 xIf it's true that we are here to help others,
6 P5 X8 V$ h" u$ ^- X5 |then what exactly are the others here for?
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0 t5 r" v% a) E( |5 k1 ?% NSince light travels faster than sound,6 E1 c1 Y) Q7 ^) {
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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6 }" k6 _% j, j/ r% s8 bHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?) A4 N W$ {* C
, X( T1 ~& N3 L1 l3 l a# J6 ~8 S7 X) sMoney is not everything.- G7 Z: S' |. [
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.! G( ~* X% l. B& P
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
3 R5 {* C8 y1 r1 JAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. h4 ~2 I1 M+ [7 F. w V4 w; E+ t
) S2 x1 K% y/ h& l0 M- xEvery man should marry.
8 c7 o8 E3 h& N5 S: b F0 GAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
) r; ~0 Q- m* e, P' p Q: m6 _- Jlife.
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The wise never marry.
7 T8 Y$ ]: P- e) }, sand when they marry they become otherwise.
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; c$ L& ?, k0 v1 a0 A5 y. [/ r! XSuccess is a relative term.0 {: k% V/ C4 N1 W, c# `, J
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow5 j- ~* b& m( c/ L0 k2 u0 ]
what you can put off today., _1 x# X! P' c
% T* l3 |' u1 [6 E9 y"Your future depend s on your dreams" L9 H) j% Q5 i1 Z- W
So go to sleep6 c7 b0 [5 p3 p( m8 r
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There should be a better way to start a day
3 A! `8 S1 d8 M% r3 u* `( y1 E i/ @) f# ZThan waking up every morning% k5 t; j) q9 ^! |5 D7 r1 N
/ x' Y, {! x2 {, _& G"Hard work never killed anybody"7 W3 X" I( H" E9 ]
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"8 m, u) y9 q9 M4 L3 w `
I can look at it for hours$ _4 P5 m. Y! L7 x
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God made relatives;
8 |* Z9 {! m C% wThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,- E& N- \" f8 e5 J3 g$ z( G
The more you know, the more you forget# K x, @# {/ b
The more you forget, the less you know
6 B- L/ V3 B3 s" y3 ] B1 v$ jSo.. why learn.
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; s7 x% F5 _5 O8 F8 u: IA bus station is where a bus stops.8 L2 H# o; A8 p5 m" }5 s
A train station is where a train stops.
- x- r2 H8 o8 c2 G* l/ ~On my desk, I have a work station....- u0 U! M0 U5 P* m! m5 ^8 }- O
what more can I say........
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