Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
8 o% V& j* P- m$ r, oif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

- N% B& k" O8 \' L+ V* YPractice makes perfect....
8 ~8 e& |$ g& X( x' F; x0 x: z& nBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
8 i2 [% n% w) H- o* U$ a& Jthen what exactly are the others here for?
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$ E' k' G! C1 T- X6 b9 MSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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3 _# K0 J: ^3 \& S/ L# t2 dHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
3 w2 p" _6 z: G5 j8 U1 S0 uThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

& y/ J$ S$ N, uBehind every successful man, there is a woman
3 W* M8 ?5 O1 m- bAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
, p! m; d2 V4 ]5 F9 iand when they marry they become otherwise.
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, G5 V: c/ a. A3 g) J6 K& kSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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5 e$ }3 c: N) N% S) G" L2 s8 m"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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! H+ c$ D; T) G0 ^; g# @4 x"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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0 {: u( e# W6 c  t0 y9 L' B- pGod made relatives;
2 B& V# e4 q# c6 ^Thank God we can choose our friends.
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- P. u  Z' L# h# _' }The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
; v5 D# w/ S5 F7 |! q. P" tSo.. why learn.
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$ W+ \3 G5 C, ]/ s7 }, E- HA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
" ~# l8 \* m2 NOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^