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 If your father is a poor man,
0 h" a; m4 p6 Q7 u bit is your fate but,
1 l4 S) Y* R' Z$ L8 q! C' {9 K" u& `if your father-in-law is a poor man,5 \; Q" U0 k4 }2 |: } ?
it's your stupidity.
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6 Z8 N# b' a6 ~& u8 l: a; UI was born intelligent -0 a2 l/ `; E- z3 c! ^5 d
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....) h! X3 F* K0 \. Z) t
But nobody's perfect......) p5 m# _3 D' x& y
so why practice?1 z5 J% d* h5 |% P+ m0 o; x
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If it's true that we are here to help others,8 J* G5 t0 `; b; \6 |2 K
then what exactly are the others here for?
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* i1 R/ d& T, mSince light travels faster than sound,
) \* X: H* O# s" ?) C+ mpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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4 u6 _" r1 m, L7 i" |1 f, `% s# YMoney is not everything.# I8 \$ u& i1 z& @0 m- u3 A
There's Mastercard & Visa.. U; N s7 W( h+ Z( D; L: j
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One should love animals.2 l9 J/ N: e1 F, u0 F) _
They are so tasty.9 f8 N4 H0 o/ Y
9 W& }" Y+ E7 M6 B% sBehind every successful man, there is a woman1 w$ f( {; P, l/ I5 y
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.# U) R: y W' g6 r8 u
' r; |" V4 N# O( r; g$ v; A. ^' g! mEvery man should marry.
, B1 t- k6 k" |8 n9 O9 A# V/ SAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
6 z4 y' `. T2 c- Ylife.
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; K: o! U# h# C; i$ D* b0 t9 nThe wise never marry.
' t% g) ~- u& b. E R! y% Rand when they marry they become otherwise.; R+ A$ m! D( Y" t4 `; V0 p
* [: R. w- X6 ESuccess is a relative term.
2 ~3 M3 _$ }( O e/ U, mIt brings so many relatives.( p* {" q4 z* r8 \) u. n
! X b* j; R' w- {# e( }Never put off the work till tomorrow
+ [4 A, b' y' M8 i' k+ pwhat you can put off today.9 L% s& @3 t5 P- } I1 J& y( _
! ]5 r( @( O/ A+ @2 I2 R! c; i6 O"Your future depend s on your dreams"; a4 f& G1 Q' j% }! \7 @9 p
So go to sleep' d, ]# Z2 U( G( k- e
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There should be a better way to start a day1 v% V8 C; m, c. `
Than waking up every morning
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6 C N$ c& X K$ p/ }"Hard work never killed anybody"# L+ R8 _% ?5 I* B
But why take the risk1 {1 _ B& @) C! h9 M8 Q/ o/ Z
; u0 q- M0 ~6 I/ e8 o% p"Work fascinates me"
5 F8 d o3 d3 T# b# H8 k( `I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;; @- t8 G- Z* ~; h
Thank God we can choose our friends.. n" Y0 f9 ^. ^$ a
. b- X/ z6 V. B0 Q/ O, qThe more you learn, the more you know,' Y y3 }5 T, s
The more you know, the more you forget3 ?6 g" z% f6 j; u# ~/ F
The more you forget, the less you know
5 d0 e5 B+ \2 q' E+ cSo.. why learn.
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0 b0 Z' e7 c( C3 t$ [5 S P3 J' M |A bus station is where a bus stops.
0 P6 C' T' u! |4 N, dA train station is where a train stops.
! y5 W9 h' ^$ c! }8 o% x8 ]7 S; ZOn my desk, I have a work station....4 G& V K# i! P3 i
what more can I say........( R- K2 Y8 n% I, l/ L& m
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