Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 A" x! |$ v0 V* J: I" m: P& S. Dit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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0 F! B( S  f3 U5 S7 yPractice makes perfect....
- _* B1 M6 q4 i/ Z& L7 OBut nobody's perfect......
; P- R+ [3 `1 V. i* S4 bso why practice?
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. D; k7 j/ M8 h  E; i5 U* v/ x7 o/ yIf it's true that we are here to help others,
; J5 E0 T9 B) u' mthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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+ A6 C# e( K/ Y+ }Money is not everything.
# J; ^4 m6 |% E) A: qThere's Mastercard & Visa.

  |: K" a+ S  MOne should love animals.
' Q' Z2 H" g8 u, WThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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% w. V6 y# I% t( a: m8 oThe wise never marry.
" d1 m; s' T4 g" \and when they marry they become otherwise.
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7 ~9 Q% u8 s4 dSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

# R( R. b, {% }6 W( ]+ ^; K5 y( ^Never put off the work till tomorrow
4 w$ }2 ]3 C" A* F) I6 {$ ~! kwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
" g( W$ V6 N! U  P, Y& @2 tSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
1 u7 c9 o3 x$ _Than waking up every morning
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! b0 ]8 e" W1 o2 ]"Hard work never killed anybody"
, u: n4 ^2 {$ }1 C( bBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
0 E( C8 ~  k) E3 |, s" D& _$ DI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
* C9 \6 L! p" `) `The more you forget, the less you know
% d, n# N9 b& f3 ~% S  y& fSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^