Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
7 m# m8 E/ |9 F) a  Z8 W! I2 K3 eit's your stupidity.
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4 G1 J3 o, P4 b; s8 ^I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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3 B; C+ U1 u3 x  D, G+ s, OPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
- m" n3 v: F" I2 N0 o% Mthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- ^* {! b& G8 t1 S4 Q! RHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
+ _% w. u9 r- J4 l! sThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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' t$ D8 ~4 j4 }) z  ?" IOne should love animals.
! f% m- U3 g% t" j' S+ BThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
, ~; E* E: C( e$ hAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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1 J, g. o* V6 t! c8 i8 e$ hEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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  ^' Z+ s. }: H  N: Q7 k( u- |The wise never marry.
8 b% v+ Y8 l4 I) ^. N$ yand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
% `' x+ [8 @2 V+ [& nIt brings so many relatives.
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% D9 B& @# h$ c( S3 I% ?: m% XNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
% f; U3 v5 X/ V) w4 wSo go to sleep

8 E( @) @5 l+ c/ j1 C, O/ XThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
6 W& i" G/ [) ?9 hBut why take the risk
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* t' |5 ?/ |- k* f/ H5 F# o' }! }"Work fascinates me"
" L/ |1 C& F/ Q+ {I can look at it for hours
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9 _* [, _$ u4 C0 `8 }- T( z; MGod made relatives;
$ O0 [- F( h3 U+ L9 F. s2 OThank God we can choose our friends.

% k8 H; @1 K: ], }; ?The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
  Q: R8 n& o% M9 SSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
+ c' U) M9 V1 l( {! X% Gwhat more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^