Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
! S0 ]) n4 v  {' Iit's your stupidity.
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9 f$ J: q# L7 O; y* VI was born intelligent -
4 p2 K/ d) G% T. R5 Ceducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
7 t+ T+ H& Y5 P3 B. U  XBut nobody's perfect......
3 w/ M! y# [# N  h7 k% Fso why practice?

7 K2 o8 v% N- E% QIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

7 n; x* {3 }3 ?" X+ _Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
% I6 G) l" a$ A$ X- l; l! ]There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
' D$ |3 Y4 J( y: o9 v# GThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
7 D: V, V+ e# n: `7 MAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
2 n; C' y! G/ B- w7 l7 v$ sIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
+ m. o1 r2 c) O) A3 M* n. Wwhat you can put off today.
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7 H4 w( ^5 D( _- |" k$ C"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( \: j* F& {6 I: z: D6 `$ SSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
% B& ?$ ^- j% ^8 XThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 w1 E) Y2 L$ t4 ?) s. _0 _9 W. ~But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
, T; L; x( u; q$ G5 M7 H9 \) ^, j6 \I can look at it for hours
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5 }3 N% G# J$ w8 i8 g1 a! m) FGod made relatives;
8 e- G, r' o5 J2 `4 \! qThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
5 ]4 c6 F* b9 ?! ~7 O, V# r, O2 U3 v5 AOn my desk, I have a work station....
2 _" v; {: t# v# ]4 @& m  dwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^