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 If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,0 P4 E$ s2 h3 ^* F5 s7 Z
it's your stupidity.: o. m& n: h' v( R9 Q( z
4 t3 o+ Q3 o0 KI was born intelligent -" l% d9 |3 X% ?; ?+ v" b) Y+ S# [
education ruined me.
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# A8 Y5 b( I# ?( n2 I+ \Practice makes perfect....
3 R9 n5 j& [8 |0 c. J9 }; j0 ^But nobody's perfect......
4 O- |: v2 y: q: f+ qso why practice?4 q9 V4 d8 \# R: ^) W
8 S+ ~8 N3 \, d' W$ ?# K. fIf it's true that we are here to help others,
* d' d# ~1 Z' }then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,- j+ g' @% _# Q7 @ G
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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7 D1 l# X& p+ CHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
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One should love animals.
+ {# {4 m; W, W4 BThey are so tasty.7 [4 q0 l1 X9 t
2 M/ d$ o9 {/ wBehind every successful man, there is a woman
' M0 s B1 m5 [8 bAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.3 X1 [/ l( @4 _) E9 `
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Every man should marry. ]7 d2 c2 O; v, q6 B! J
After all, happiness is not the only thing in0 \9 b+ G" r% C& x+ B L! \5 W
life.8 p t2 D) @+ j
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The wise never marry.
* C8 T8 ^* G2 ]* Z. jand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.0 E' ^" ]& [9 G. [) k9 q6 N
It brings so many relatives.
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* ?4 `/ W$ ~, ONever put off the work till tomorrow0 a" m4 A; W. n; ~1 k
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
, I( d5 N- {: w7 X: x. R- GSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day" d3 w: d+ }1 z% v
Than waking up every morning- @. W. m7 V8 }, ]0 Z. p2 L( f
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
" G( o' E$ I# w: S& u+ n. S6 o! K1 E% FBut why take the risk
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/ G9 Y3 N) a4 |: b"Work fascinates me"
+ A$ ?( f2 F% `# z4 aI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;) S: ]) m. W; d( F2 L
Thank God we can choose our friends.7 R- P( C8 |( ?# q) G
; ^/ \, W1 s. DThe more you learn, the more you know,# T" J7 d3 Y5 \2 y r, V
The more you know, the more you forget
# }# P: ] l& x' `The more you forget, the less you know
4 v' T8 w$ r2 H1 q* aSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
% m3 M" Y7 m) CA train station is where a train stops.+ ^) g+ ]# U# [' ?( J
On my desk, I have a work station....* P/ F0 E. M! b1 o# a# \
what more can I say........
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