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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. : O7 k* ~0 c- b8 N4 L4 `' U7 F+ k
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.) c  ?- G- X; }
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk# k8 q. ^6 f0 U0 G( Z) m% L) ^! e- ~
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
' r3 x: z5 b& \  iHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   T8 F" t: V2 d0 t8 ~# u
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he: c) ^* _+ r& D" _+ Z
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.1 W' R+ ^9 D0 }- @: n' _1 _
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
/ c8 s) F9 D0 S2 gWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful( R& r' `, `% @) l! f
baby.'
, _( k- V  D: W3 L/ b7 EThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. + I8 Y8 M! v* u! D
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful0 a( Z$ I/ {8 E7 B7 e% N. f
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
9 F1 v8 Z3 ?7 b7 g: H8 Xhe see?'
+ S/ U3 E- v$ a  n  Q'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  `' s' G6 [# C' f; ^, D
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
' t6 i8 R% Z1 w& t+ x# Gneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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