The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
$ g3 M) W- T" o3 s1 ufamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
: e' O5 G. K! Nabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
, q! [& U8 Q2 T8 n& q7 Rwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
. }9 E: n& K2 g# c, xLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
+ c  O2 t* `0 p, `. C9 pThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
" }& ^  r6 c; O7 t; u, `little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
, D7 o' s6 k4 _# |8 ~' q" j4 i he has 20/20 vision.'

$ }& K. W( ^4 ]2 o3 k'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

jackie_xing