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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 4 S* {& P% |  p' g- w. K4 ^
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
( m5 \4 }# }$ u8 U/ R0 HWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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with him and explained that the baby had no ears.6 Y  e+ m6 o6 g
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
1 ~& ^# e# N/ `( c" }about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he% O& W; ^) J7 O; {6 O, X
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.+ M! C* v0 Z/ Y. X& g  I  k
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 L6 u+ ]) G3 }: z3 |
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. + z8 q/ ^! Y9 v+ F. N* W! H$ {
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful. _* M. Z+ b7 b3 Q. g5 X) `
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
, l/ j3 t0 Z. b. _he see?'" m8 T; ~  z" m( r
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! h( q& M# }, b- [0 a# z9 z he has 20/20 vision.'
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" N# a4 {0 M; F2 b2 T'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he9 N6 E" U  }' x
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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