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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
v+ ] t; U% C- p" x" UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
" ]# k9 H2 h3 K$ ]9 ^+ B$ ]When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
' n' N; f0 E: g/ Tfamily was invited over to see the baby. 7 W7 C5 S% {. {# B, s7 T9 Z2 _
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
7 x6 j& y& i& E0 y7 y0 p/ k3 Dwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.7 @2 o# E; R; N" E
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
- F% y( |9 `# T+ ?about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
) k8 b" g( h1 S* \% Iwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
9 B3 U+ t; I+ J" u0 v* ]4 E: ~Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ' Y) i& t e7 E0 M$ A
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
/ J8 e! H9 C7 I) V& t" Cbaby.'( C! z0 N5 l/ K% F2 ?
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 8 J- f& r* R1 f$ L- N, S7 b0 X
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
- z. `4 k' j( N6 b' e4 alittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can3 z$ }3 X3 r) g) l1 p; W
he see?'
7 E5 ~$ \- h+ ['Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' A9 e u# g# S0 m( x/ b6 A- r& W' N5 a he has 20/20 vision.'/ Z/ e# @5 C7 ?, {; {2 K+ }- w
5 l: u( G9 @7 K2 N0 I% T'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
3 o: f# l z+ |- K) Zneeded glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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