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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. ~6 o" T4 u+ k& B2 XUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.0 q! f* R0 ^* _3 g. n
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's" Q* S7 i! M2 C4 d. w2 x) E
family was invited over to see the baby.
- k) B8 h+ f' H6 @! LBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk9 B5 U4 s% A. I  B
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.$ v0 F5 v! u0 ?2 y; \& o
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
& ~( d7 o) r- I9 V: R0 D/ j5 O: Cabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he- d+ C4 V$ s, C4 K9 m
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
9 y' y7 [: O5 |7 yLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 q* Y4 L) m3 T: qWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
" U* h4 q7 I! N$ ababy.'( h/ L" Q2 n! h
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
! O! k& D' S: k7 o) i/ mJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
5 A) S. `# m+ F1 llittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can/ F- S. U& A. _5 H" G
he see?'! ^9 V6 c' j0 N# `! i4 g
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
* L4 Y$ T5 A: W* V4 \; V& f he has 20/20 vision.'
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/ U: ~% D  l" l! L2 r, A'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he- Z# j$ `0 L  H; |, S
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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