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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. W3 `3 P& k! D; ]$ j1 ]Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
5 ?; A- u$ O m3 Z$ _# C J/ \When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
- ]/ C R7 a7 s9 P, i, hfamily was invited over to see the baby.
9 F6 [5 Z! i6 S1 zBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
& x9 [& |* x9 H* R. J. c, xwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.4 C' W4 W/ J$ B/ m% F
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
! C" a o9 A( t# }about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
$ W6 s: `5 V7 G5 W( v5 a$ I9 Pwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.4 X# r/ q. i6 |7 n5 ~3 Z
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
+ |$ ^6 r, j8 b7 ]When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful; T2 f% m/ Y# D* B, I( `+ ]4 J- Y
baby.'& U& a% b, z4 r$ Q: u0 \
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. + h+ z' ?4 d+ G; B; g. R0 _0 X& ~1 I
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
/ M/ V, q* H) K& N+ ^. I0 Elittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
* J: d1 g D- P0 U3 ?/ Xhe see?'" ~6 ~- ]- x6 a/ Y
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
& a+ t/ H3 ^( u' \ he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he, d# \, u. _' S, K! f4 x% g1 x
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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