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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
5 r0 ]/ x3 Q: v3 y+ WUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.: l" Y4 V. ?* j7 r
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
1 I" C7 `  c) f' j9 `' T) ~family was invited over to see the baby. $ X: ^1 h! x) s  ^
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
- R8 i1 `- i7 `' {with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
! N- s* [4 w2 K. t% B' d* C) q& bHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything : @8 ~2 [0 _/ u* {% @# N
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# A0 i' u  i. S1 x% t5 D$ h6 V
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
$ _; Y# ?+ e6 }. Y$ i3 S. SLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
: @: U+ Y% @6 E% o, S4 |When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful* ^% K& O( ^; L
baby.'2 m4 O8 p7 _. h0 s4 Z' a
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
& y3 j* B8 \" QJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful# _; _( g8 i/ f$ _/ `
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can; D' Q. X' y) Y% j2 w2 m: y
he see?') c8 q+ J7 H( r
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 F# H  h0 e0 W: w7 G7 r
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
3 [. M' K8 R( w; ~  \! G" {needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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