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. f! e( S, D1 v7 X3 @3 o/ r+ RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' ^# j% V9 B, M* [3 yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
+ E, X: X- [7 a- j' E/ F, w8 Sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 [1 I* U! K3 j' m2 o/ g1 p2 C# IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ z) t0 g6 F! {+ U
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 ` F/ ]1 l. j! m6 x
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; Y* E) d( v6 o, S7 E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; g1 l: h* d5 i1 T
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_4 g2 V8 ?3 ^2 \" x% m7 `One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 F3 f0 W$ g: r; M
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she: n; `) X9 F0 i' S j1 @7 x
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 D) _, K7 h$ U: _3 T8 t/ y m9 `) z0 vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 p/ d( h, o) m6 c6 {! {committed my life to her sister., u" H$ ]7 {8 g; O1 ^' C
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She K: j/ F" Q) j; x6 P: M4 |
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 {" t; v( z& r. C, B
fling, just come up and get me."" ]$ |* c: Z" ~- j# o
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; r* |- r+ A4 ^! f4 Zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% V8 E0 [' Q! @2 ostraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
y5 Z! z5 |; {' i3 ~: K" M1 Amy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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2 I' \$ Q7 R2 q1 j8 n+ x' cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) ]( Y" S3 O( E2 B8 X4 g2 \( l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( a$ h4 Q$ _& t9 ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 L/ I5 G& e9 L5 P. U/ ^
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