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4 \+ C( m- \/ O! i& ?- X H$ aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
" G. P- i% u' i& l8 k5 Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. `& V5 i" C# B
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& k) y/ P% J2 M
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" f3 ?1 ]. r s5 r& G
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ r1 [8 L$ i' S* N& b; Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
9 Y+ w0 r$ m3 y# u5 a5 [deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! Y% R6 b/ s$ A. l
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7 P* Y. z c; d. {8 COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
7 g3 r- T$ W- }over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 c5 p! v" m+ r- e. swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 K% b7 ~/ y$ \+ K5 uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 Z( k& y1 T5 ~: t. t( h! ]
committed my life to her sister.
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1 N4 f& }3 s- o7 n. BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( W9 A% @4 w8 Z+ \) G6 e% w
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) |) z* r( [9 s
fling, just come up and get me."8 H$ l- M2 V3 B; l1 j5 w
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( l: T' l: R: n. O1 }/ G c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! r; U# G" g/ k
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! _$ \: a: W& \
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
|( `0 B* J+ I3 l7 b3 @/ Task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 I2 D) t. b3 C7 {
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