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0 ~! L! A4 E- w$ pI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 k* {+ Y4 d( y. A2 |* i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 z$ D% a( X6 L' {+ l9 v- B$ h
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 V% X( B$ J! `7 }; i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be$ M' Y& ^9 a- c" B _' }
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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$ n# w. i+ A, I! eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 |! I& F- h; H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 r# f. ^+ a4 F7 a" R- l
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' H3 ` Q6 E, b5 ? p
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9 P% X& m! \3 CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, y. V3 L' t8 c. x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up q7 C, T- n1 |1 u3 |7 n1 ]
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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4 p. \4 z2 O) H3 b1 [To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 V" s% O d! B( @% q$ l+ t) oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: ^9 b' |; s* ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 y& x' V& P, i! |$ H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( {' i2 \( z; \! E: ?2 N
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