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THE WEDDING TEST0 W- U1 W$ G( r# D
$ i+ ^, Z" _2 n0 f+ @I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 D2 x/ A, } `had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" ^9 x6 h5 b9 I$ u* ~only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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j2 z( r2 w" ~/ q( L) \, @% uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# P% C& m) S! E
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 ]$ `) d2 f% C% i' W( G7 {when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 s1 J6 V# i0 g- U0 p- E1 hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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& H- O1 k( e1 y2 q. W+ `& B7 EOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 S3 ~5 l3 V2 W, E5 x& Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. L9 [3 F2 g- h' |% c
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 [2 W& @% F4 L# y% covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 M k! c" c5 c }0 Tcommitted my life to her sister.
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6 _2 h& c2 z P QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 T, y. P2 V J" H" f( f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' Y3 X; r( V1 J+ E! X. cfling, just come up and get me."
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( v. ^: l5 [) _ x4 k6 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% N6 t, Z+ \& E* m* u/ j
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# Y, W9 b; ^- i# L! KWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 }5 }! k8 m3 B) ?: M' G1 Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% w5 m( O' P) S: F$ d* ?/ N" w
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" f% w- n3 h1 i1 o" T
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 e9 l5 i, _/ N" j
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