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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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, x S7 _4 |/ x0 X$ IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, x D- r) a/ S. z8 [
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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M6 l: s2 g% @6 z6 JOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( q8 t4 a! m8 B* f- u4 k( e
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 }0 J: N8 {9 X' z K2 G
committed my life to her sister. b7 W8 [; Q1 I) x4 Z; d8 Q
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, f4 F2 J# @8 ~( x4 a, U9 f8 F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 W2 H! T& ?. L5 z! \
fling, just come up and get me."
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) d( `$ w% J5 w MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
1 f4 j6 N* D* V) Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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. |+ P5 q* Q" p. @( k$ a& STo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: t) E9 l0 O7 H8 O5 x8 G8 x& P+ ^
outside, all clapping!. Y2 }" M- d5 _- s- E6 L
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 d) h6 Z2 }: H& r8 }said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ I8 J- g% C5 T3 C0 D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": b6 B/ F% y5 M+ K. D7 ?. m
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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