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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ L: A8 c$ c1 M, Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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' f, |! t0 R4 j- k: i* fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 D- G8 E$ l& E0 j' ]# N" M9 C8 I' A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; i' s' I# K' l' J) a# ^& T
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' O( {: }( S) C( u3 L
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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( T: `7 o+ h7 y) P( M5 lOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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# V- d1 r9 K' V' | L% NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 e. W: C. I5 v4 p4 X2 f _With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 l' a0 C# A, i- {
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