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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.- `4 S4 N0 `) {0 | z
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?, Z3 T" ?7 C) {. `+ R2 |, M
; @& \% \2 h, C! N6 TWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"; W1 j& [" u% A7 H" q( o# f6 w
, r- @, ]2 v' w# {" ~8 USo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"1 L# k6 v# B- @1 k
, U0 c$ p& B( _( X.... and that's when the fight started. |
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