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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car./ m8 N n( u# h; }6 q
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?2 s) d N6 J7 ^4 d1 }4 M+ x2 u( M
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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8 E( ^$ p: w/ JSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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