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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"8 c) F2 c! }6 U! E/ D
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"( R T* e4 @" C! g# ^- {' E6 f
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