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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?- ^+ _% `) O" q& V
6 Q+ C! s" W/ S' m8 bWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"% [6 k5 S: U# \; P8 y* x# l
6 v9 [. H1 u; C2 F1 D7 _6 C.... and that's when the fight started. |
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