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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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1 u! T: ~4 Q$ M) @( JYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?2 `7 U. M9 ~$ E/ W1 @6 ]* V; ~6 y
. D9 P6 o. b2 ]2 m5 r" YWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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) A( p- V1 L) O) t ZSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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