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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN1 R; o. Z+ C# }3 D& _9 T9 B
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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3 _9 X! q: J. N1 ]( n  j SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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1 |* [& P6 `* h THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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0 Y. M: r! P3 r2 s THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.") A/ }) Z+ Z1 k, ]; _
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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: Q/ J8 p3 b! B! A5 _" L3 q WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,& M" G9 E% {9 ~5 O6 [& j

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.0 s$ s. Q$ c7 u6 _% E

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( `  t/ b! P% @ IMPRESSIVE..
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4 G, f8 ?' ?/ {* H THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU8 g$ q& U! x  [* E* {  Y1 {8 G% A
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& V, L( j6 ?! d. @+ y. c LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A- t) R8 ~# k3 h; U2 L7 c
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