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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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: D6 ~9 H+ \0 b* p WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND./ @  ]1 L9 g0 I3 B% M
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" o. E* I! Z( k THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.+ a. K: p$ B! r; K6 z4 j5 Y  Y
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/ f4 K  a$ X, I- S. q; h2 h THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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) S$ D& I5 h/ Q3 [; i8 t& [  `5 R I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."$ O# q8 v$ M, U2 z7 D% J

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.* X2 ~: e( ~7 h: N; g

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& F5 `: h2 c8 }# N+ _* q3 C "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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) W' Y% x  ^  o3 o; x0 s: X0 ~; d NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS6 o& i5 @- [5 t! C. S
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.- X5 ~- e$ U4 x8 G
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.+ T9 Z3 E  x5 ]3 ?
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU2 s, h. ]" o, b5 W- S, h  v1 B

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6 p* \3 o& c/ G3 C4 B) i* N: H* x LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A3 {! p7 P5 @" W0 i1 v, V3 r
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