Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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) w- L3 S0 i9 [$ m0 ? WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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6 z& g1 H+ Z& _2 _8 F+ b' Y THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~