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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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1 ]$ i$ l7 U Z: q6 \ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.! j$ S+ O+ a9 G2 r9 }, I( N Q i, h
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7 @' U' D# E; I9 p# { SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.+ C' @: ]: a! U2 |# ~* n
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.& P" J' n# L. M; @# i
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9 t- {7 a5 {9 \- m THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .' t; M$ o& i9 N4 V1 Y8 r" ~" o. B# |
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$ {3 l" Y7 D# R# k; [8 y" u# \& H! x "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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2 c5 U, T% {- D; V, Z, g4 c I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."2 J" a9 K: e3 z0 g* N
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.5 X% z* ^( Q7 _! T- t# d
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& R5 l* a$ v7 t c8 c0 h THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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5 Z: q5 w/ i0 ] F* o, J WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED," [* V) U6 ]1 g/ x
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."8 j: Q3 `: [2 s# ^- X+ S/ U
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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4 S/ G2 C1 e0 ]) \2 {0 ? NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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+ P& m8 ?' E1 y" ] LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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