Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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& S5 b0 O: x3 X9 L THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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2 H% _9 E% k' i$ ] I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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$ b! \/ }$ H6 r' \# v# ?; E/ \ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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' s- G( a( ~& B$ i3 B4 x! O. k2 ^I read a similar one before~