Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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; U6 A  I' x4 Q; a7 n+ k- N5 z( { A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


  g/ _: @0 n6 e3 g8 H( o5 ]; y THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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- e$ {. Y# `/ P& U THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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  S1 `7 f0 G7 c- b8 g* E+ V: _ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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$ }8 ]3 g9 M* `" M6 U+ u- D END.
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7 j' J) ~/ t) _3 w# W8 P THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


6 ], }* i6 o1 w3 I THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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% v8 m' m; b: B* I+ i6 u6 _ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~