Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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. k$ q3 P! o; | "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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. |' P' ]0 N- z1 G2 g5 L# S I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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: t3 |: p8 v  Z( n A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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" g+ @. A5 |" v. h WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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; K8 T* F' |( y2 U: V NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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# w% \! _4 G7 x* K IMPRESSIVE..
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+ N/ ]' ^& Z! n7 p2 j1 R SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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2 p" U5 c5 e& a5 @ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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8 d9 U: h$ o4 w; K+ F+ s0 r LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
: U" k: M9 `+ o4 }4 |* [I read a similar one before~