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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.2 ?: J' T; A5 Z
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( H* y# L! q/ ~7 O" Z2 ` "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID." ] w1 w, M* q2 m. m5 F
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."! e0 j0 b3 g. g: X
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5 F4 X4 m7 _$ } E1 d0 W! f* p A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.- P' J2 j$ p* `6 g' b
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,+ x4 ?# @/ h( _3 {- k" F0 ?
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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IMPRESSIVE..
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; k! ~; M! z! S$ v SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.( U/ \. l7 w9 \) F9 s. Z" Y" l* p
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2 m' x9 v y5 f THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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