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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ; a4 i9 X2 X' i
. R* x0 X3 P9 U" l+ M v+ g" v'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'/ h" o& z7 m; ]$ Z1 A! [
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................0 F3 F& T7 i7 \/ K$ Y
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' : N. ^" b$ d% U; C: a4 C4 B
7 {! g# [# Y" j7 o, k$ x+ D! A'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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% K( ]2 f8 N0 r h3 V: [9 V'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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