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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 0 D# p7 [4 }$ m8 @) Z' t! K
. m8 o) b% ^) M0 X+ u# _! j5 K3 R'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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8 t& [ T5 ^/ _! `* y$ I7 ]2 O'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'/ F' g4 a% _6 Z' b$ t$ a5 p$ `
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................../ ^1 K) Q: [4 \. Q; U) J2 ?
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. + f9 W, a0 \5 ~; f
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 2 _( {0 h7 d3 x4 M5 Y
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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