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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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`5 h5 i z9 w9 B5 ]9 o# V1 v7 k8 t'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 6 r* s0 T! @$ |4 T9 g
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 9 e3 T# Q: _6 z# `
+ ], ~) W/ g. l# `! U% |; L1 v'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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$ S n+ g- [ X7 E'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................: P9 F. d7 g6 ]3 F9 A/ N
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. * D8 o d+ _5 N( z# Q* D( T- N% q
+ d8 p0 ]5 Z7 n3 T2 TGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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9 ]/ Q- ]4 @$ [: z* ^'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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