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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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/ _* s7 ~& Z9 O! m# s'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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# O B# C1 R' D" k: VThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'/ c0 Q3 W0 p; i
& h- b |* t% D- N0 T3 A+ s'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
5 p& g+ [/ L+ ^" X' ?(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 6 T" V& K2 g2 x& o, L
! F+ b: p2 X% v' R4 V' K. `% OGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ; ?' F# F$ U$ L8 E2 f y; {
% J* C& H* {0 G'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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