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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ( v, B) j$ l5 Q0 Q0 @
. w( k9 l; K3 h7 b( h'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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8 T. b z4 L, j. H'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'6 g, V' m1 a/ O2 V! e: @' X7 T( P
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
; F& U" y p! ~: O$ J(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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. E* K; F, S" Q0 s'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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+ C5 g; c# S5 \$ @! g1 ~+ |3 iGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 6 T( m8 |9 F; P3 m7 H
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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