Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
4 E/ x2 ]5 w( a" \9 e( O  [9 dIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' p& N  N+ G; xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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$ g6 p8 g/ J+ W4 w9 y" OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 F  w6 }, Y' z) o$ Q/ w( vIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: B9 j* R8 D) V) hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 d) z: v4 v3 [6 X$ a" T0 dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 Q* O4 s# u  S- c% O& q; OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. C# N9 d  \% r! {If you don't, you're a slob.

9 T: k9 ^# z1 S' k- M) F- ]# TIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% J9 a# e8 N6 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
, P$ k( ^8 ?, \7 O3 Efeeling sorry for the guys~