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9 B/ Z! S" e% `, J/ F" w# AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.7 P1 C* [% \) n" N" A
9 B2 N7 B; i9 j* }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 D7 R, g6 i2 h: g) \If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) i! A7 W# e, W) M. `
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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" V1 O% F2 a) f' E& EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 Z b- { @1 P/ g1 j& hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 _/ [6 k4 Y, S6 L1 n, S
3 z2 O8 c Q' @# i* Q6 \! Y gIf you cry, you're a wimp.! v5 a F, D& a0 |# q- `+ x+ k
If you don't, you're insensitive.9 }) c% Y9 N7 G7 I
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. e) j8 F# ]1 V- p j- |If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- C9 ^0 f! @& v" N% n/ \2 \
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 @, E' a. [- ^' t- G' g$ m: IIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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; L/ E; I/ s* T" d7 Y" q% AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.4 n S$ p4 U4 x! {! `& f
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.% O8 X7 ]$ |# m1 C5 U1 K2 K
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.) P* `. g* i+ `
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# `/ O5 o# `! t
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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, h8 o( A! Z$ h; S/ J: i' WIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( \0 w) A" q( z) Z* h: K2 JIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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