Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 E; L1 z' a; r, V  xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ N7 {8 v: B5 \8 RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% C; t" f3 w$ x; @% J3 CIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ _7 W3 ]2 F, l. `% ?9 @/ _5 ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) _6 S9 K5 }* [2 F0 \If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; k" ]% |7 |2 r7 b* Rfeeling sorry for the guys~