Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. V6 I" ^8 E# I/ {" {% R" V' Y" dIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

* d# Z  u! u# y( sIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. L5 k0 n' b& S  K( a8 G& _% WIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

9 g' Z+ V+ Z# LIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- {6 t+ p4 s' a+ w3 Y$ Z7 R; YIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 x! ?5 I& }, }: e! F" ^' i3 QIf you don't, you're insensitive.

/ B' H; e$ A$ O. w. d  t2 `5 s$ TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) p2 Z+ i9 O6 d6 G/ s5 |; B7 Y2 @, xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 m8 w) s: {4 U# R1 y. MIf she asks you, it's a favor.

, B; Y- }, p7 \1 K1 s5 vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 E0 A: B' {# F: TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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2 p5 t- m- l) N5 z9 E! LIf she has a headache, she's tired.
; E. f9 s; I$ z) Q: S* W; t& {If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~