Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' A9 ]2 h' q1 k' H) j! jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- V6 p; O2 b2 B( h1 fIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 P4 C' [" Y+ {5 A. ]( v3 lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# {6 K) q6 ]0 R  V) }If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 ~) k; @" H0 a2 ?If you cry, you're a wimp.
  d* k8 T' u* ]$ n0 TIf you don't, you're insensitive.

& ^1 c7 H1 j: q! x  B+ _$ qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 G$ M0 q2 u8 }0 f# C. }4 A* x" QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

: }. c4 w' q8 B3 C6 \If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

1 c+ x4 `0 C0 q) ?. F, Z7 UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

9 a7 K0 u+ A* k* K# ?) yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
* o" u( s& y. g; ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
0 @! j/ ?, @( @  ~) Z/ g$ p2 D- X8 mfeeling sorry for the guys~