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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.0 \; _2 }' k; h; s
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Woman has% u2 f& h' F7 Q, C- w
Man
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in it;
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Mr. in it;
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She has
He
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Madam has( D% X4 X3 |& f; N8 D0 B
Adam in it;   o, ?% U: |6 v' A. u
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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' [. Z% ]) U! A6 u& X4 @  IMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the. S3 F( `0 Z6 F& }4 `0 W
legs of a woman.... ; u- ^. |/ l3 w" H, c; N5 y
Why?
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. H4 d5 {' z- R$ q6 k  J8 xBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with: p# C2 J& L" c; e8 o' b* n( {$ a
MEN?  $ i% U8 _5 {, K9 Y" F6 E% q4 j
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MEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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HIS
terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.3 X9 W$ R6 ^" Y5 x) l# {' g! v2 d

& B, i4 v$ X* f: l0 Q9 nSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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