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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.$ V0 i& A0 u9 |. K' v. s( r/ ]
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the$ f5 ~5 D# b2 u* ~" T
legs of a woman....
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( x; X7 o# l/ pBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  4 I. \0 o: u- R2 l# L( ?

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MEN tal illness
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' D7 S& ?5 |, D4 ^+ N% I/ B  zSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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/ Y1 Y, e, F/ S. n' bHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....5 y$ b* c: h; r' v. Z3 g3 e# v
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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