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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with; N- {" t, p1 _
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the3 a, S5 ]$ r9 i V# Q. x
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
9 ~9 S" D) I! U0 A, I* L, iWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'! N9 A! W }9 e
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
8 M& b& e7 ]$ `& L5 i8 C) m+ Zain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you9 H2 H5 Q) g$ \5 y2 S5 {
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'+ @- h$ X5 t3 ~0 S/ ^$ O5 D. e, I9 A
0 O0 \2 H# L# v; C 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
, ?# h) u" R4 `' bcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
, s9 l5 A* k C- e3 [; _shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
