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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with5 T4 j. W' X% Z, ^$ E" P
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the! f+ q) C3 W0 |4 E$ y L
entrance./ E& G" l0 Z, m' R8 n6 O# M
/ ~$ R4 A/ i- n: ^. J+ `9 e6 w The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
! M# I" B! e# JWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'! `% z! m" c( R6 l
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they J [1 ^3 f" X/ V$ X. ?+ L) q# u
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you' W( [8 ~# I" N- W
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'6 Y( O8 e, w- F$ W- z
: `% d' ]/ e3 W 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
4 ^8 U" k6 d: qcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
r n: L2 Q6 @shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
