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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with; v" y% B4 g8 V0 Z8 O% r
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the, S8 {4 f4 A; v" `. P' c
entrance.
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- Z) G* N. ^4 \) e- e: H) p) E3 j The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to8 D/ }, n5 @% s0 c
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- h3 a+ J. Q6 @
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they( x; I( q( T ]% ^& k$ r( U: y1 w# _
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
+ T: i s/ V& Q* x9 O# Tthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
1 G T4 J: t8 ncouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
' ~1 ^9 f. q, Lshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
