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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
" B! u2 N$ H; r0 o- i" kher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the7 ~+ j4 x9 L$ F* n% O) t& `- X1 }9 u8 [( ^
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
$ ?3 Q+ ^) e0 |Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
! l, T0 j+ v( `! N) ?: [: ~( Q The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they; l8 [, h* N" T. A4 \: g
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ S9 Y! w; a3 u0 X- E
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'2 g& d- o) p1 C9 \6 \5 J
/ z1 W7 S. A! P5 A% @$ X 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just! Q+ c4 L* C* ?1 [% \) ?
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 w2 S, U2 R: l4 u: d5 r4 c; A
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
