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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with- |8 Q5 g& q' V; {
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
I) U8 V4 ?( BWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
3 M2 X* w) D0 u; x s The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they" v' R" j N9 W" V b4 Q, q! M& p
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you0 U; ?+ V) c3 l7 e: ?
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' f- K5 U5 B* P4 d8 G
) p9 F! Q- M. |2 @ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
s. V$ d* m a3 W( qcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
0 M. l, R h+ K1 x) rshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
