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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ g, U. y& X7 _" y
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'4 N, Y8 n! c6 @" f5 w
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they5 m9 P, I' n" E) d" s' A
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just, b K3 C# h( C* h+ E8 Z1 E
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
