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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" T& K9 \% u8 h% y# G1 U
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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. i- v) F3 H1 r c, ^* r( n0 z The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
! h9 F* P/ O l0 ?Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
0 B) l* }6 o6 _1 S) P The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
. w) ^1 y9 j" c) \; W3 sain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
6 L$ M! i" r, q: ?: o J4 }think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?') P0 [- a. ~% Q, j) z
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
3 w! O" {: n4 S5 {# ycouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for/ \! E+ V$ J/ C5 E" n9 N
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
