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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: : F% F, P( T f X, @: [2 |
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
7 M5 f9 W$ `- TAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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# i. ~1 j- K: r9 [2 z6 h- l* Z7 ZAll Makes Combined 9 f l; X7 ?0 A) P8 a
A Major Cost 0 O0 B$ E0 e6 q/ E! G
A Mutated Car
% i. F9 J: ^( CA Morons Car
) t6 L/ l, d3 p; d' `Another Major Catastrophe ( k# _# D. T" `% U
A Man's Car " f( n6 t6 L% _2 B0 g7 m
A Miss Conception - d$ ~" ^- J9 C& Q( K4 B
All Muscle Car - v% e- H/ ]' X; e7 _9 I
All Most Car ^0 t' c" D$ |9 }" K( B
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
1 g8 [/ c8 A8 J4 \2 B! uAutomotive Mental Cruelty 6 A$ K% B ~+ G% c2 [
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; T9 \6 F9 r; @" k) Q8 d0 i" ]6 N) X9 }$ AAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
+ v& i5 T$ d' @6 m, L/ cAccelerates Under Demonic Influence , |% {. ]5 H" X. t
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 8 d# ^/ j; \, q# ?# `, f0 W$ ]* I
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention + s; Q, J* D9 @$ U3 n
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
7 I$ Y6 }2 p8 `8 m! `' O3 K) yAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
* S# N4 g& n2 k" K& O. {& dAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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/ v/ l0 J/ Q( ]BMW:
- C, s5 d- f; Q f" w- ^9 vBig Money Works + h4 P/ E1 `! ^% F
Bought My Wife
8 }- R% _4 _9 N# ~( V; Q4 UBrutal Money Waster # C1 F. }! n1 U) L: J
Break My Window & O! I. h# t- Q1 W& O# G
Break My Windshield - g' z) e. |8 n# f+ i: D
Babbling Mechanical Wench
4 F5 {' k8 J+ W" W7 Y* EBeastly Monstrous Wonder
7 _+ o8 C' r. [0 {Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 2 B$ \6 E, ^7 M' d9 j
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder : b0 R# w5 N/ T6 n! y
Barely Moving Wreck
" |5 ]5 `( q/ o* YBig Money Waste
, f! g( F" u$ A# ?$ {Big Money. Why? 1 V1 a7 n8 o5 s, j, J% n
Big Money Works % ^; r `1 T! [5 o K
Born Moderately Wealthy
\1 a: K3 T2 ZBreaks Most Wrenches
3 |/ i1 t+ \$ a8 j4 qBring Many Wrenches % `: p& @! @' e' Z( k7 ?' j; }
Brings Me Women 8 R& J" M5 C* f3 m
Brings More Women
+ R) l1 X3 b8 B H- S! e# J2 aBroken Money Waster
. e2 x3 Y" z/ ^4 _Broke My Wallet 4 C0 D# k! c i( l$ x$ g7 M
Broken Monstrous Wonder
/ F" ^1 E) Z5 I1 A+ Y( OBumbling Mechanical Wretch 8 x- F8 I5 S0 h! ]" P5 j9 x+ J# m
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
# z% M. _# k7 x$ e0 LBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
# u# Q- ?# v: h! q" |Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer / l' f1 x! J9 g0 c8 e8 h& W
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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: G: e) O" @9 u; f' WCamaro: / d* m3 E1 C1 F4 _! H& L' |5 d% z2 p
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
- `* z3 u& p" q; BCan't America Make A Real One? * y' z3 W8 [$ U+ ~9 T2 c% k
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
5 ^$ x# w) O6 F, U$ {; tCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 0 Y! \/ a' ?3 h% \: ~) v
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0 o/ ~) B% V+ t6 o- b& CCHEVROLET:
. p* M' z+ \/ l7 O1 q' zCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips A8 x# C( R& n. y5 h
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 ^( {9 ]3 |( a- i- o0 \, L2 fCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
s+ ?8 n- Q+ k) d2 l0 F& BConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques % {; d0 p, g9 V4 J8 H
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 2 b1 j6 F. z+ y' `( F& F
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' O$ I6 E1 x) _+ N) U$ s( w/ ZDODGE: 8 P$ a0 N% @3 a+ w/ q+ X+ B9 l% w' z7 N7 l
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
! w5 M9 O; u0 C1 m/ W$ x/ rDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater & Q- q2 Q6 O, T" p% ^( j/ a: W
Dead Old Dog Going East ( h$ b. q _. @! D2 S
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires , ^8 |8 \% T1 }' V1 s+ R/ w
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ( p, d! r- ^/ h) x4 A
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 8 z6 o; R8 P, z0 U
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 5 ]: ]/ W, K& @
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment + D. X. b' g1 z: d6 r# @
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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+ `; n% x8 y3 F% ~0 q" JEDSEL: 5 V) [ H0 X) I9 ~% I/ {
Every Day Something Else Leaks
@" ~) X; k. t ~7 T, nEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 4 o, ]; n% y3 R# A S5 g# S8 j
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 3 t6 c- C, x: e! f0 G% B. h( \. c
Fix It Again, Tony
7 |" Y; p! J/ S( e. P$ BFix It All the Time 5 y) \7 ~7 P6 l9 C. y
Found In A Toilet
- W3 v1 c1 p+ w: ?' EFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation . |! |6 q5 k/ ~
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FORD: # t% Z2 B% C; q
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge F6 H E0 a- R
Fix Or Repair Daily
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Fast Only Rolling Downhill 3 H' \3 e2 {/ L# ?* ]3 l: c. x
First On Race Day
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0 d: _1 W7 C' L- DFabricated Of Refried Dung . U: K1 e" ]7 g% ~/ z
Fails On Rainy Days P w$ \; p- G6 T1 |5 n
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
* U( L: s5 v% m3 V! b$ v* v2 xFatally Obese Redneck Driver 8 e6 L# G5 N5 Q7 i
Fault Of R&D
% p& R. w, K; [) P- f# [6 o) ?Finally Obsolete Racing Device 1 F. q4 u8 C, Q5 |2 N4 M3 i" p
Fireball On Rear Denting
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5 @% i; T/ C" YFirst On Rust and Deterioration 7 s, p- x+ m9 [: s/ m
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma $ Z- d! m7 f* ^; c
Flipping Over Results in Death # L8 U/ r6 j D
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 0 q2 U+ Q+ R! T- K$ d" [4 B I
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 D& P* t1 \% w2 G6 y* K9 `5 X
Foot On Road Decelerates
$ m4 ~- C2 G' \8 S9 n" v+ \Forced On Reluctant Drivers
2 H; ] z* r9 r/ l7 ]$ ?+ wFormed Of Rejected DNA 0 S5 @$ y' l8 c3 x+ `, t+ G
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
l1 f% u/ e1 k; \% H. m- e* [* EForward Only; Reverse Defective
) Y+ @0 p$ x7 D: zForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
- i$ C T9 O- p2 F9 IFork Over Repair Dough ) n+ V* G+ m: M0 J) U2 |
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge # L) t4 T/ j2 K' X' K8 |: D. W
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
2 M/ N5 B/ H- n8 b y. XFree Or Reduced Drastically
1 K4 ~9 A! y' k! J, k5 \Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
0 z1 I4 x5 S: o$ c" qFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
0 `" @1 O/ }1 s! f4 TFunny Old Rattling Dump & [! u3 C& l+ O! {6 G6 x
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
/ R* x$ N$ Y7 e+ E/ TFuture Of Racings Delight
, B2 z( \: i5 T(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
. b* c$ h( d# t! t/ r1 P2 ~(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords / V$ L- M- [. M; y1 M- w6 h
LTD:
* v# G2 K0 |# v4 L& @3 s' wLacks Total Dependability ' }- w# ^+ ]% ^. c M
Lots To Do
, g8 d+ l/ Q! @Looses Transmissions Daily + U% O& S7 P3 m4 ]
- F9 C: D L/ a% V, FGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ( q; s8 b% o6 J, n, c! n2 i
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- `4 a% t% }( f4 F- FGeneral Maintenance
1 ~1 v% I+ B: |4 gGreat Mistake
1 b8 Y0 ^8 v \/ h' J& z; X" }4 ^& ]Garbage Motors 7 O* _% p- e( Z& r
Generally Miserable ) H& m. Z0 y: F
Grossly Misconceived 6 p L& W* R* n0 T+ v
Gluteus Maximus
: Z% u% H8 h& |$ WGood Money
. r; C4 b/ J7 ]% p6 N, R+ ?* \Goofy's Manufacturing 6 h' }# e2 @& a% v
Gone Mental 3 D& L% V' t- i! g S$ }
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Grief & Misery Combined / z2 x3 Y) W$ [8 I
Garage Man's Companion * }$ K9 R4 c- s; c9 s3 Y( Z* v+ T
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ' f0 g0 R9 e. z- _
Generally Mediocre Cars + K, q. z# J! B! D& g. T0 U) `
Get More Chicks 5 _0 i- v$ h: l" M2 g
Gets Mechanics Crazy
7 I( E1 [- }0 }; d2 sGods Mechanical Curse
2 |, @) q0 d4 Y8 m. |Got More Crap
+ R& O6 F6 j+ m' p, x! H' wGreat Mountain Climber
* s6 v* j. w7 I$ Y) YGreat Motor Car $ f- q& c2 @" P7 P O
God Made Chevy 4 Y; e0 v Y1 K6 R" v! w
Good Moron Car , {7 [! }+ }5 m
Got Mine Cheap & e% h7 d+ w3 u- o7 |9 K1 p- S
Get My Checkbook `+ Z% I, ?: Z/ P' A# D
Gone Mad Corp.
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D5 r" e" U! K% B% a5 aGas, Tires, Oil / f' P' y2 [' Q" k5 K" U" M
Get Tools Out 9 u7 r$ k( f" V' B8 t. d2 w
Get To Onramp 1 ?2 p# Z2 e0 E/ Y- V1 x
Good To Own " j( ^) p, S" l* w! d) R$ U+ [
Get The Others : H/ L: K5 L, N3 m9 H
Generally Trashed Out
+ u+ O1 y/ B! p6 q- f% nGood Time Out
0 |: b) l% B3 S6 ZGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: " D( ?( B! T0 ?8 I
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 4 H2 v4 t2 x( A$ R, {
Had One Never Did Again
+ S: K8 A4 V; BHang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 n6 K- g! i$ @
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ( N4 m& ]9 s3 Y1 n( K
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' y Y( _: ~9 t1 ~History Of No Dramatic Acceleration - D0 Y& \2 z6 g% U0 O- t
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
5 X* Z9 z3 t6 \: n7 s8 w& G% RPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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/ A" E% `, Y2 C4 k( U- P$ YHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 6 o* ^8 h/ R& C9 D1 x
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JEEP: # g, W8 H t/ A$ V3 u
Just Eats Every Part , \3 D; \, T! ]2 E2 ]
Just Empty Every Pocket 0 x: H; \4 b1 r5 K9 S. l9 M2 _
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly j; l( m# R( n$ w4 J
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
5 h: b: U! b1 v1 z0 ^! Z3 }Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts * Z( H5 F$ q' S; [3 v! C
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KIA: $ y. |. E. b" v! z* }) A
Kick It Around
5 s; u1 x7 b; N8 p) g. V; U" HKick It Again
5 i% d1 r) B( ?0 {Killed In Action ; B. D" y; I) A9 ?
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) E. e; G: @7 }0 Y3 Z. jLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along # k8 t( O. m& V( n6 w9 {" Q
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Money Guzzler
& e" O8 ]' L8 j$ P( n1 c+ uMostly Garaged
% M& L9 D9 c7 z8 ?7 X2 }5 DMajor Goof ' ~/ C6 f8 M @2 q1 \
MGB: Might Go Backwards
: i' Z+ z$ _$ u8 t3 r& o; I" N; vMGB: Might Go, But . . . - Y& e) Q* a6 b# h+ x
MGB: Motor Going Bad + K$ K9 }& a$ M E6 F/ t% y& \
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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+ {. r7 }7 q5 @6 e$ S* y3 S6 JMOPAR
5 p- X+ v$ p% w* h9 ]. ?4 JMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 0 @3 j4 x+ {" c
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously " G, S2 D# w1 i$ f& K( `1 N: \3 Q y
Most Often Passed At Races
: ?* U2 s! H9 c" K: B0 \Mostly Old Parts And Rust - R; q: l% x$ \ p# _ ?( [
Move Over People Are Racing
3 J* w+ u0 P( W) e+ K, yMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly $ g6 A8 M% p0 `1 L
My Old Pig Ain't Running
* x& G9 m* o# L" qMy Only Problems Are Repairs
3 g. I( i: r. P) l# W4 {Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement + u+ s1 h7 R9 S! o6 P/ F `
More Often Parts Are Replaced 9 H# W8 K. G+ ]* u" W% W
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6 N4 T6 N$ ]2 d8 M0 L N/ QMUSTANG: 0 J9 z- o0 T$ q8 {+ Z
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
; k- D' i0 A+ S ~Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
: @2 i/ t4 G& Y- mMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go - H- u# b6 L- H! V1 q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: . G2 ~$ u* P7 ]" C5 Z
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday }, _4 i1 W7 ]+ n( `5 ^- f
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment : y( f2 C! l& M: h! @$ \
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Put In Nickel To Operate $ Q, r) I8 |* a- y' H* e4 M4 B, y; m- Z
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 3 K( }* N% N) f, b5 ~
Put In New Transmission Often 6 Z X2 T% y( o+ D' Y
Pushed In Neutral Too Often - @, h, \( t d, d6 z
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0 M2 j2 K8 d9 h/ g5 i3 PPONTIAC:
/ _" X T+ l% c2 N1 YPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
: D( S4 R- I F/ `Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
4 k7 |5 ]% |0 z8 p! {4 x3 G/ OProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
/ x3 i$ w2 l4 M4 ]/ ^- z: @Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . s1 c- D% V$ {) r" Y
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5 j4 z1 ^ E6 Q- ~& |$ B- V% HSend Another Automobile Back
; \0 ?9 A4 C- |Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown + ^4 j1 y9 }4 W' C# S, l; R
Sad Attempt At Beauty
( j v/ v3 |3 m& ISorry Auto, Always Broken , |5 L4 K/ X; t, u
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards # e% E# z) \# E4 U3 X# j
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: f1 O+ L* @+ m" g! eSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ) g+ d9 y# Z* m5 u
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TOYOTA:
( V+ p" n* _$ S1 P1 u" YToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
! A' R# j7 y8 u9 N; RTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
: ?* n( l8 n! i) d. WThe One You Ought To Avoid 3 V# G4 M7 N% S
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TRIUMPH: & m& d% P. f, y
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
+ T' ~9 w2 V5 G& T+ oTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! x* {& y) |* h4 D/ M
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TR: Tools Required
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" i* W9 b( e& u) ~; J" Z5 t3 a$ GVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
$ D7 X& {/ x- eVintage Wreck
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