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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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$ }9 X: Q; [" r: iACURA: 8 F! |6 W1 [! q% Q, S, G; M
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 4 C( A& I/ _ f2 ^, G' ~$ ]/ f; V
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: ' p# a8 k0 f6 v, `; n
All Makes Combined
( l w( k6 L* i4 G1 \A Major Cost ! V3 X4 l+ L. F
A Mutated Car . m" |! L. n" T' R
A Morons Car
; J; |$ D0 [2 T! w5 f& l2 iAnother Major Catastrophe
$ f X& B$ Z( T8 V- VA Man's Car 9 T0 h$ o7 n1 z" ~3 f, d
A Miss Conception & ?' Z% O& n+ ]7 r! O8 ?" \9 x7 J- Y) G
All Muscle Car
+ U5 C" Z8 k+ H' j' hAll Most Car
! L+ N: d& ~6 r" wAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
# {* J) X. N1 D/ a! zAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
; l$ |4 f( X) w [" x- s {8 qAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
5 c/ f, A: D# g1 lAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 l/ D: J8 j7 E, t7 I
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
( U5 I# P3 Z2 c6 T% ^" t. IAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention / w5 ]" F _/ z- x
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
2 a: G0 Z/ C+ i0 H2 V* d! ^Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. $ \9 o. L9 j3 z( ~
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 5 |; T+ Y1 b* F5 [
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3 {$ W; Y+ |' D" `6 d Q* E1 tBMW:
/ E* ^# \, t' `+ t/ jBig Money Works / P1 |' f! B/ C5 P
Bought My Wife $ z" }! e l+ U4 P
Brutal Money Waster - V7 x# f4 q! @; Y
Break My Window 0 X! |" t$ V8 a/ Z4 h5 i! M9 I, z$ v
Break My Windshield
- E) w4 v$ g6 A$ bBabbling Mechanical Wench
; u: R* u# s/ w' j8 I# }0 l' }5 P) RBeastly Monstrous Wonder * Z1 B4 f# l/ m% `, l
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels " m# X" Y+ I( J* R
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Z+ j, e; y( dBarely Moving Wreck g; z6 K) c; j3 C
Big Money Waste + _$ n7 ?& B, Y# c
Big Money. Why?
# j- L# i/ ?( [0 xBig Money Works & j1 }+ [/ S6 K$ f% n' I
Born Moderately Wealthy ' e$ h+ u& N) ]' f9 `, }
Breaks Most Wrenches
5 B& q' ?( P2 h0 lBring Many Wrenches 9 B- J$ ?& J N" b; r/ i* J
Brings Me Women
. G- K" Z, \2 S0 g3 bBrings More Women ' O5 R2 G: E p. @
Broken Money Waster * U( Y( c+ b$ Y9 t4 @8 h
Broke My Wallet
* N) Q) A) J* e- s7 JBroken Monstrous Wonder
# }7 n3 N% Q! dBumbling Mechanical Wretch $ D9 ]7 }) a3 y
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck " }/ W8 v. [: x) [5 b. t
Bavarian Manure Wagon , R% j' Q0 A2 m9 L
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2 P. F# j0 u+ `! O5 ]BUICK:
6 A& ^& [! a: U1 fBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- N |! r2 S, U& K4 e8 U# EBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King % D# C8 x1 ]3 v/ P/ Z+ j
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Camaro:
+ v1 p0 I% ^5 F' {% |Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
& E0 I6 h! P: h; u$ K, ]Can't America Make A Real One?
; |( C b& @( H# u; u8 F0 |Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 1 L( o7 K" X" p5 f' r( h. P6 V. _
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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' B2 I$ h% k$ A" sCHEVROLET:
( h' Z) E' x, U( E6 P' `- dCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ E- n4 }, d6 ]8 A; [& HCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time # g+ r; J' n* e9 b+ l; W W3 [! _
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2 H2 n9 q% K/ X; ZConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
7 \; v% k# H% ^: A# oCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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. X! M T/ ]) X5 _& U X1 N/ sDODGE:
* w/ c: u, h/ c9 ^9 dDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
4 B$ u& K+ \9 _* ZDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
- A p* D8 H" M/ yDead Old Dog Going East
, z* f& o2 j) a) x& Z& r& UDead On Day Guarantee Expires
+ E7 M- [( i, g. V+ |. dDead On Delivery, Go Easy 2 F9 M7 k# K4 d2 s. |9 ^% i+ T
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
7 l: q- v' y+ I2 M# ADead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
% |) k+ n: j, J( i2 cDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
% S$ M: r9 S/ ^1 HDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 8 ]. W7 a8 r/ H3 D V5 w
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6 y/ R5 ]3 P- U# s+ u6 i* j. xEDSEL: @0 I) y9 K, h/ u8 J# s
Every Day Something Else Leaks
" b2 O6 q) T7 A- ]6 T* oEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 4 Q4 N' |5 I4 a6 s8 x
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ( m9 {: a+ O' S% B
Fix It Again, Tony 0 |! L( S; E0 o3 E4 O
Fix It All the Time
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8 ~8 ]" P- r5 h" D2 UFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation % F, K' W6 @6 S% e
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FORD:
" S* C+ L! j. D. d/ ^& z- [2 CFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 2 l" C2 Z' R `+ n" ~5 E
Fix Or Repair Daily
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8 K* o& h, A9 |) CFast Only Rolling Downhill 5 a. s" F+ I' g$ e- `, M
First On Race Day & A/ _3 @6 c; ?% [/ b2 i9 W6 V
First On Recall Day
9 @. q! |% g! f8 aFabricated Of Refried Dung
) g3 o5 x3 {+ v8 `( _% f/ uFails On Rainy Days ' M0 ~7 n$ ]8 ?" ?$ f7 P
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream " d, h, Y6 o; Q1 j4 {$ L1 _( d' ]
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 6 b( S8 ?+ U. y, ?- S
Fault Of R&D * W/ A/ U1 P3 G# z0 z
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 5 n H' E4 | Q% K* G: ]
Fireball On Rear Denting
7 c& A- ^7 U' p2 e; B( b- hFirst On Road to Dump + i8 Z$ P6 ~- e3 L
First On Rust and Deterioration ( A* J7 N8 T7 F$ a: e0 {8 n
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma : ^4 X# _# i c
Flipping Over Results in Death
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Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
% W4 D' d+ }7 i6 vFoot On Road Decelerates 0 ^! Z: z* f* a8 e
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 4 Z; k) y2 Y* J& `4 ?
Formed Of Rejected DNA
( x+ o' K# s' s$ Q. aForwarded Once; Return Denied
$ a! V4 x1 G" z8 M' Q( @" AForward Only; Reverse Defective
2 l( o9 R+ E D3 `- t8 R NForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ' Y- e% i, M, @3 ~* S
Fork Over Repair Dough 4 x* c0 a' _; q- Y
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ; C" R9 r! G8 q0 I* \& e2 @( g
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 J7 y2 C$ S5 F2 m* t
Free Or Reduced Drastically
( [4 e6 Q/ Z" G6 n+ ?6 xFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
5 X' W& ` D+ y5 Z$ VFumes and Odors Readily Detectable - U5 |6 V; Q0 r; b' U A
Funny Old Rattling Dump + X5 g$ I+ F" x# z
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
) B F5 c' B6 l: g+ Y; e2 jFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
[/ F+ R4 w2 U" g1 m8 w1 @0 @6 l5 B0 FFound Out-Right Dangerous
) Z3 {* O. L! I, Y% J }Future Of Racings Delight ( h Z: u, X' H/ V0 ^. V! t
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
! R- q% s2 w# K/ | [/ d# \(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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5 X1 e8 ^4 E3 ]0 h# d$ K- TLacks Total Dependability
2 h8 z7 }' B, b; j* @. |Lots To Do : s. s. h- {0 \9 I1 F7 d3 |
Looses Transmissions Daily ' c0 l B& \7 Y/ n! K3 Y) j5 V+ ]
B8 {, ?% n; @! GGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked " B( i6 u$ W, b! b; x# R6 {
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GM: 2 N; z' b0 s6 s# a @1 d4 s8 m
General Maintenance 8 h! @/ a; u7 p% C
Great Mistake
; E; Q4 b) o0 g7 [3 g- Z) S- _' o/ @ qGarbage Motors # n9 i$ u; A! o: n/ d
Generally Miserable 8 p. i3 a+ e- T- `1 v+ Y
Grossly Misconceived * X5 l& h# Q$ u- w4 ]
Gluteus Maximus
. Y6 N9 d9 R4 x2 W. CGood Money 2 W7 I* H3 g0 s T7 c0 s& l. D6 \
Goofy's Manufacturing 6 j8 F; ~4 U, P% K: {0 i* w" i
Gone Mental
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GMC: / A6 g5 N, s+ }, k
Grief & Misery Combined
! J# i3 R; S$ U- S1 xGarage Man's Companion
/ d2 s1 C, C" C" ^, T, y% A3 jGotta Mechanic Coming?
- L. }; |! p- E. v F' H+ x8 ^, {Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap 2 q1 c2 V+ \) V7 R$ c
Great Mountain Climber
' C5 S5 O% M# }. B6 _" k6 NGreat Motor Car
8 E# {0 O& f J ~ vGod Made Chevy
- I8 |1 o% c4 q- B2 r, H2 TGood Moron Car
7 W& Q6 P! n& c2 `) T/ ?Got Mine Cheap
& W' y) M ?. \3 c, _- W' `/ OGet My Checkbook E8 n9 A( B* _4 D
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
. y/ x+ a' X/ ^1 L' OGas, Tires, Oil 4 N1 a. d L- d* s1 \; t
Get Tools Out
( A9 { ~! l, u1 {$ @Get To Onramp - _/ x* f4 H' L# \! g
Good To Own
8 _4 j3 C" z0 ]1 v) N; n0 T2 @Get The Others
& E* M# c5 w' ~5 D5 @, {* g lGenerally Trashed Out $ `; u9 F5 W j
Good Time Out . @! v/ Q. j" d7 ^5 `% g$ _* r
Gone To Overdrive ; k/ U( e- J2 i4 h1 k2 _$ Y& {
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
0 y4 u0 K) f3 x) s; W i! e% ^$ P% {Had One Never Did Again ' a" \+ i9 o) c) j) h$ [
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
* ~' Q' P# D# S* O- A( G( S CHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
6 b4 T# w) r" Y7 ^; aHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; Q* |" ?, A. o: W% U" S
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 7 ^: `) O: f# i% q
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 5 G8 z. V, v! _6 a: \; l
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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% I. ]4 T6 F( m2 ], yHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: ; m% r$ [3 c2 z4 ~* s% Q' g! f: h
Just Eats Every Part
% ~8 L% ^ b) w% W3 O5 xJust Empty Every Pocket : [; W, D2 {( I6 g Y0 Q
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
& q2 ~: p& P! s/ iJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
& m+ F0 b( T0 bJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
4 ]$ D8 U' Q% KKick It Around
1 V# a1 A2 G: i+ `6 Y I0 h+ hKick It Again
, y8 N. \! i. M+ y, pKilled In Action 1 h% {+ Y) o' o6 A5 u, t8 x
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# \0 Z) o# K$ `# S' y OLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious # |7 U1 s: R% J' }2 O% k0 R; z
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ N; g) }# ~: W/ T9 S( d/ P' {
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Money Guzzler
3 ^# E2 a9 v, g8 U# ?Mostly Garaged $ u9 j% i/ `+ A! N, s, u
Major Goof
! I4 _" E. H6 O8 g0 u* U! o, YMGB: Might Go Backwards ! T/ `4 E1 ^) ~4 B2 v
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
4 z$ T. j7 k" o$ y6 sMGB: Motor Going Bad
$ k: M! G2 z" ~3 u& RMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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9 s/ `: ?, g$ }0 C1 j# iMOPAR % K% A5 j; q2 C- L1 j7 Q
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 A& z9 S' f* Y& L2 C1 K% n6 m2 XMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
/ f) x! B) m, cMost Often Passed At Races + Z* h5 o6 J: Y" }, x* m) W" J, Y
Mostly Old Parts And Rust ( Z0 [, g' W) ?$ d' z( [
Move Over People Are Racing 1 s5 S' t" W! |2 O2 t" X( V
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
E0 [2 R6 m) F9 F& k( e* wMy Old Pig Ain't Running & V9 g/ N7 t2 M9 y! V& n
My Only Problems Are Repairs
+ h; T3 |( ~! _' M0 O& v; d# {% EMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement & x& @4 S( Q4 L, D# w6 U
More Often Parts Are Replaced # b0 j; }9 n+ V! e3 d& j {
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MUSTANG:
6 i/ S8 ~0 E9 m4 ]* wMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good " b' W0 ?5 ?" O
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
; k/ ~" X/ `- V, d* e- f1 B" bMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go , t$ I2 ^/ d% } _5 {
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
6 E8 j/ s" D, _$ ~Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
+ ^0 E" ]- c f! r7 _' F2 U# |Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 8 b* j6 Y1 q1 \/ ~( t. _+ N' ?5 a
Put In Nickel To Operate
* \/ `! q* V7 J* Z8 T' j& LPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
. A, v( o- W1 B8 I# _$ TPut In New Transmission Often
2 P' k, |, V4 _1 _7 ]3 d* L/ S$ ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often $ a( m z: U: H2 ^
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. @2 X% o5 a3 z7 m' Z8 ?( lPONTIAC:
* C1 y# U: i! K" _1 l, `9 oPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 2 u, p' H+ g% k
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac / j3 E, Z. ^2 i
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Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 8 R- h: @5 {4 L1 t" u- B; [
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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! o- F7 F7 { I* G( TSend Another Automobile Back & z2 S0 k# W" c4 @
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 P) e' X( D% c" g" o qSad Attempt At Beauty
4 h$ Y4 @9 Z9 q( |) Y& ?2 Z# oSorry Auto, Always Broken : N( z# b* a9 x' u0 l
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards & M6 z8 g9 w9 ^" u0 T- ]
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0 ?/ n* J% C: i0 H! ]$ uSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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7 `. {4 Y* l5 Q! MTOYOTA:
. f# x$ g% n% @Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
7 P# Q( \6 d' e4 X' dTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
( H0 b: I( r1 R( X: g% dThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
! O% A) Z. k) r+ SThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 S% u0 s- v2 t
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! * ^4 D' D: A; S) n$ _- X
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TR: Tools Required : S5 o0 U' |2 P0 ~& I$ z
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " x) N4 K# T+ ?- M3 @8 x
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