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5 ^* n# q; W" Y) w, P% r/ |/ CACURA:
2 @; A1 R4 b8 }# p% Y8 G6 k! XAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
$ W4 W# s" A: lAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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$ z& d8 [" n5 I. JAll Makes Combined
; T# [3 A$ U% F; v+ tA Major Cost + C8 B4 a3 q6 Y5 E/ s7 T+ d
A Mutated Car " X% V2 y; t3 N# l1 b f3 |
A Morons Car 9 @8 C: t5 k8 |
Another Major Catastrophe
3 ~3 K( \ ?( o FA Man's Car
8 \! Q/ R' l: u1 M, Q) yA Miss Conception 6 y8 e& q5 X. r' }( a: O$ _
All Muscle Car
0 ?# b6 E: L4 t! RAll Most Car : M+ a2 m" U9 Y% d0 v
Annoying Mechanics Constantly . L0 X" N- w( b2 ^0 T. ]
Automotive Mental Cruelty . j* }6 f) s, w% s
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AUDI: + Q- t# ?5 C* e$ F
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 8 Z6 c: h0 |2 x, I
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence , B- g7 g/ g# d2 D/ y, e3 }
Automobile Under Demonic Influence " n7 E! S; j9 h6 D7 q j
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
- Q* w$ p0 o6 ]& u4 U/ cAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
& ~$ O* i. C5 f' q) O# EAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
1 a9 ]- |4 x# h1 a; N) i8 k2 |All Unnecessary Devices Installed / [: L' M+ X: ^5 U$ I5 ~
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. s+ s4 U- |' }6 B& ]BMW: ; @- [! M# v! K" q
Big Money Works
8 J, q- t \( S3 p( i) Y5 RBought My Wife
+ k: v- e/ D: c% {0 o( D/ oBrutal Money Waster
5 h& U' \2 f+ k' U2 e* L6 yBreak My Window c0 }: r2 g- M. g
Break My Windshield
6 [6 Q7 o, R. UBabbling Mechanical Wench
9 Z' d- s6 C* b4 @Beastly Monstrous Wonder
+ Z' `% S+ s9 fBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
, P# Z) ~7 |- y! j' ?Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 2 O- H; @: q8 x
Barely Moving Wreck
; r2 y6 u' y2 u/ ^Big Money Waste % X1 g1 ?/ ^ ~8 H8 D; }7 d+ G
Big Money. Why? - V3 N5 f0 a8 s- t# R7 x
Big Money Works
6 o' B( l5 P0 Q! E/ w( iBorn Moderately Wealthy ' t* ~: |/ z, \' F: K
Breaks Most Wrenches
+ D% k) F1 A+ x/ {* j% vBring Many Wrenches 5 ]8 m( g$ t$ l" F" }# G a
Brings Me Women
: N. {) r% d( n* D( xBrings More Women ! `! L5 B. W+ V9 {6 f
Broken Money Waster
2 c0 R* N6 a, oBroke My Wallet
6 X& y% e. V% N, `% u$ Z8 {# _Broken Monstrous Wonder
3 Q; R' X& q9 {; I! _Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
) e; g# \5 _% a- ]( q0 d: p* MBlasphemous Motorized Wreck : | `% @, E4 W8 q& u( ?' N
Bavarian Manure Wagon ; v+ Z4 I; k1 t6 [* f! Q. L
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% O. f$ e) k% Z( b% `BUICK:
1 l( Y9 H) E2 [, `Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ @/ q w: Z7 x% }) i6 F4 z# xBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King # Y$ l% F5 ^9 u6 o6 i7 L8 ?9 F! o
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Camaro: * o: F @2 r! m1 O0 E
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 2 ~- |& E; g0 M( f
Can't America Make A Real One?
6 O- A3 h9 w! CChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + z p$ }! w; v
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often X8 C5 d5 D+ a6 p# \
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CHEVROLET: 9 B7 b! H, @* h3 p0 b* m; c
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
K. m: I2 g3 d% W5 DCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ) b% ?6 u' o" F+ W% [2 b
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
6 m4 o2 G' G3 rConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; |9 h3 |5 Z& y6 p6 N3 F KCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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. W8 i: i- q0 J" p1 q. ^ ?. ADODGE: " P M& w! x. Y/ v
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* d9 M8 v, W- N. K2 @9 TDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater E, O- E) F6 M+ G
Dead Old Dog Going East Y5 F3 P# W! V7 V+ |
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; J) a* Y4 r- v
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
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Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
6 a1 K6 A' q$ n- v. aDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
7 C# F( V7 b2 U s. [Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive * H& j9 Z9 [+ r* b" D6 f0 |
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
" k' }' w; H; b/ Q3 V2 E. TEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 4 p; R7 Z3 l; s
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FIAT:
9 g' w0 |2 ~' J8 P( mFailure in Italian Automotive Technology + ?* H' u! z5 p
Fix It Again, Tony 7 e/ }# Z; r5 c& A; y7 j
Fix It All the Time * i @- F) Q: g/ W5 ~
Found In A Toilet
, A. f6 Y8 ]7 B, K: QFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
+ H5 b& Y9 J3 n+ q5 g$ m# n9 OFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
: `- N! O, p5 N" H4 S3 RFix Or Repair Daily ! h, l; t N0 n7 F; ~! N, w' B
Found On Road Dead
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, Q& `8 i) e$ Y1 @. Q4 yFirst On Race Day
$ [* ~% A0 Z5 B" w& TFirst On Recall Day
- k, E1 y9 K& D$ }/ l+ S. lFabricated Of Refried Dung 3 ^/ }7 I$ s5 U
Fails On Rainy Days
/ l* _ ?5 H4 C( PFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 7 f0 D, m9 K3 s2 d. z6 x! G
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 8 C% Y0 X& v, F' y' S* |5 C
Fault Of R&D 6 R0 T+ F0 Z. b- j1 j" R
Finally Obsolete Racing Device , ?" |# i6 C1 h& u4 K
Fireball On Rear Denting
; P$ {: i( Q/ j3 a; YFirst On Road to Dump
; Y6 p9 E8 Q' g; h/ j* KFirst On Rust and Deterioration
. m+ @; k" S( E7 ^- l! v2 E3 @( AFix Or Recycle Dilemma ) l: r8 J0 m/ u! i
Flipping Over Results in Death / C: B" `8 z& \' f
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
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Foot On Road Decelerates 2 d/ f0 _& U/ m- u) C9 `. h5 q
Forced On Reluctant Drivers / F3 U9 G- i l# f3 _3 g) T Z
Formed Of Rejected DNA % ^/ q/ a) L# y# r6 }5 O* h+ [
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
: l3 \: r+ h2 _Forward Only; Reverse Defective
6 `5 [6 r, O NForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 6 M/ P; e' }6 d" w
Fork Over Repair Dough
2 {: L8 p$ K1 S7 k* \+ e( tFouled Out Re-done Dodge ; _7 Z2 q* e$ W! y% P0 T
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
, U( Y6 ^( u Y. MFree Or Reduced Drastically
% u- M/ ], S) h5 u+ nFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
* E1 Z5 V, I3 V" r$ x; o: C& BFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 7 i, P2 _2 u6 L) l" E
Funny Old Rattling Dump . k8 K# w8 B* M" U/ J# Y* R% o) b
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
- B9 I4 |9 ^ \Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
6 B0 X4 W! N' _! ?Found Out-Right Dangerous
: R& {( {. A9 `! A& F6 VFuture Of Racings Delight
) J5 q. L* R& `/ q(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
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LTD:
8 [: z; b/ u F4 A: p; `7 cLacks Total Dependability
% p ?: K* R* h! ?4 TLots To Do
1 P8 g Q9 w6 f3 LLooses Transmissions Daily ( Y/ g. Z" K6 n: t( \
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance , {" z; ^! S- u# G# F0 i9 _
Great Mistake
) Z0 w+ e7 [( T8 WGarbage Motors
( A# A3 l" P3 S6 Y% b% \0 ~Generally Miserable ( k1 t7 R, H" E# B
Grossly Misconceived
7 w! j) b; q) _2 HGluteus Maximus
; {0 {! @; M( I% P% U: g, U5 d8 D& kGood Money
0 A/ f' b; v" o# h3 B) S5 xGoofy's Manufacturing
% T0 `0 ~* L$ s @1 KGone Mental { F9 z6 c) F' |( _
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GMC: : D$ s+ u& E1 {$ M! _
Grief & Misery Combined
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6 c* B6 {) v. A" I! ]& `Gotta Mechanic Coming? 8 Z8 p1 \2 E E" d2 P
Generally Mediocre Cars
/ }8 E# ~+ `- B( B3 k+ _Get More Chicks
* C* l$ x: e6 N6 T, n1 [Gets Mechanics Crazy
6 O ^- t, ?/ U' D" ^Gods Mechanical Curse * I; k/ p2 m/ g* Z. l# o
Got More Crap ! Y! O$ N ~4 k9 s0 P0 w
Great Mountain Climber % V$ o3 ?2 s% @: I
Great Motor Car : s* v7 V1 i2 w' w
God Made Chevy
0 [6 W' Y. e2 }0 P3 d, e* _Good Moron Car 2 Q+ R& r3 R* b1 w' J. v
Got Mine Cheap 3 u8 o* S! B' Y- ]! i
Get My Checkbook
j5 Z7 t9 U) `# `4 Y6 u5 AGone Mad Corp. . X8 x. V* s0 O$ E- O9 E
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GTO: 2 Z6 L6 W# _+ B% G) W
Gas, Tires, Oil ) i' H$ Z% r( N! F2 v
Get Tools Out
o4 O R7 l+ G' H5 YGet To Onramp
0 N0 s, @1 s- V0 KGood To Own ! j P/ }; V& u# w6 ?
Get The Others 8 D" V1 \1 E$ l8 J) \
Generally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
& s9 d/ ~% B2 OHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything $ Q0 R2 L- m$ T# t# ]; u) Q
Had One Never Did Again 5 l: O- [# {8 s: I& g% h6 Y
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating " F% ]1 R% r l8 ^7 T
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
" K- {$ @3 I9 @% g1 {0 cHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles A$ @, n2 N8 V$ V
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 3 \9 o2 @& q/ ?# u6 C, l, g7 A
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? - m% {; f4 s; i
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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% w9 O7 J2 m; a) x. S1 R9 OHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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' c; R Z5 y3 _ \. z" G7 P" PJust Eats Every Part ! H$ E0 ~* T. X: {) }' K4 F
Just Empty Every Pocket
, Q' U! e) }' {3 u" ^" pJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 1 W8 r+ v% P+ ?+ n
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 S: {: \; @ pJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ( p# M# K# z, z
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Kick It Around 1 B9 U! G$ \/ i
Kick It Again
0 k D+ ~# n* c- [ |! e9 HKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along : m+ G: s, B: n0 F
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Money Guzzler , R3 b) I4 ~7 Y( {
Mostly Garaged
! I6 q% R3 h" x3 G: u$ LMajor Goof
2 I% k6 k. Z/ J7 z/ V. H' xMGB: Might Go Backwards 6 y D' C' |7 C( y" [2 C
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
# I/ k+ |3 u1 j9 c9 g( O) SMGB: Motor Going Bad - `$ i/ q# N- q u& w) X& ]2 Z
MGF: Might Go Forward
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$ J/ Q. P: _7 g2 R( Z7 ]MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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/ i" p, v( M5 ?Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- i5 d6 |% w" k% J! n* zMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously $ c1 s. F, D4 e
Most Often Passed At Races % t0 }& a; ^; f* D8 I
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
; o/ X7 r; k6 I% O, x# M' O7 pMove Over People Are Racing
! ^7 ~% Q& x) QMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 M# L1 I" U- A* n: D9 ?: `
My Old Pig Ain't Running
% K" @$ R+ a& k' w- Y3 m* { |& X- SMy Only Problems Are Repairs
( r& X3 U1 }3 _( g) b' IMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
# w0 q% p8 r6 b* iMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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, N2 ]; n6 M4 p: tMUSTANG: , l# N2 d# |4 F" z8 p7 F
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 u* f+ J5 z5 j/ f
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
& l5 D/ o4 s, I- oMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
, J1 `( s/ |+ L: t B' |; uMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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+ K# i% q; `% @$ a( ?( o. i& {OLDSMOBILE: - P; e4 }; P& m" b
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
( [& L7 p/ u( ?5 ?5 u, J: R6 bOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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2 {' H4 i! U- ^/ wPINTO: & W3 ?2 N1 o. T3 S9 U4 h" \
Put In Nickel To Operate
! A6 C* i; K% I& R" e8 nPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook % W+ `. i( U4 M" F: g% q9 M
Put In New Transmission Often
% C* E7 X) Q4 ?2 P: A2 MPushed In Neutral Too Often ! V4 C1 o9 Z7 A4 J, a) j" x) Y3 P
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2 N6 T% F# f$ Q6 {9 c: pPONTIAC:
6 w- i) U" _, KPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car + s _2 X/ c( S; }( B! ^% Z
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 8 B! H8 H- i4 _" H3 o
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PORSCHE: * V# V, H6 s* T) Z
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ) N1 Z+ @) }0 ~ i7 P0 u
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 7 n! G1 k2 f( x# J9 b
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Send Another Automobile Back 1 u/ z. f7 E ]( L( }$ ~: D2 q
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown / i p# ?( y, |% {# [" l
Sad Attempt At Beauty
) x) {+ K* W( k9 h8 v! n2 [Sorry Auto, Always Broken
2 v* W( g! i: g) GShape Appears Ass-Backwards 3 _2 x* J$ T1 q0 Q. n) U
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: % e- w) P9 N3 Y. I8 x8 b1 u- f
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
7 g. S+ A0 x3 G2 J; j5 wTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 6 \; G3 J% d+ X' T- h0 H
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 2 _2 B5 W5 t" Z" [ W- V
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ! h4 W: x" F7 v7 h
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ' Q L' j1 g/ i6 b9 D2 i: Z
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4 x+ e% \# }, @6 y5 cTR: Tools Required & ]7 B! Z. {/ M! J# D- |/ u
% n. ~% u. ?. }8 a5 c3 RVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object / S8 n" B% E( E* Z2 c$ b
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Vintage Wreck
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