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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 7 u9 I- T% m5 O: D
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- Z3 w2 P) u7 b4 i3 i8 cAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 1 A0 ^/ k4 l+ ~: p- ~
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ' d: q( K* b$ B/ g
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AMC:
$ z6 N$ T) z7 X. `0 oAll Makes Combined
7 @. y( i' n3 m$ vA Major Cost
( _" W* I# ]$ o: M! v9 [1 ~A Mutated Car
1 Y9 l9 O' l2 z9 O! M' jA Morons Car % Q. s" I. m2 ` d( |& ^
Another Major Catastrophe
$ U+ j5 }. S0 ^/ C& l ZA Man's Car 7 G6 F3 y% \* B% ~. ?/ W9 k
A Miss Conception " q: d5 _3 v, R
All Muscle Car
3 S; P9 Z- ]6 Z/ J/ b& p6 |6 dAll Most Car
) G" r. I* a% ]/ [+ H9 ^$ ~5 hAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
' b% E% z$ e1 g2 N) ?4 J# BAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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0 P% ~* P. @9 B4 r5 [& [( |/ ^( JAUDI: + m! _/ ~; r8 h% O2 o! g
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- H# i6 P3 [. b5 rAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ! k/ G! o8 s" i4 M8 l* C
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ( T; H! X# }7 u$ [0 s
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention , q4 j2 Z" d6 i8 H \
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
- g* s; w: n+ w j2 ^2 P: V& o$ uAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. & B- z) m* l% A: F8 n; ^
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 9 b) W7 v( v: v# Z5 p) e. g5 z
Big Money Works - }$ h! G' V9 W4 F
Bought My Wife
) q4 O+ A8 ?. f7 bBrutal Money Waster
/ U/ {, q* |# Q. [+ i: {0 HBreak My Window $ K& w0 E$ _5 E2 g
Break My Windshield : ]: ]% e6 \8 \1 H0 S/ L/ Q" C4 \& j
Babbling Mechanical Wench
! w1 o B5 M% G9 X- L. fBeastly Monstrous Wonder
; _* |' o# s$ x, |; rBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 g; o* }* D: C1 bBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
0 E3 F6 q+ U) {: @$ QBarely Moving Wreck 3 ^; ]: w% I0 J# N) L' T
Big Money Waste
. I( B/ p# u( l# K( qBig Money. Why? ( I* N! Q- Q/ F } ^+ P. S
Big Money Works * P, Z3 ^8 [9 s2 v
Born Moderately Wealthy
0 c- w3 `4 L( xBreaks Most Wrenches
$ n; k: f# `5 o" f+ e& w% S* yBring Many Wrenches
1 }0 K# W% t4 O2 I* N- V, TBrings Me Women
9 i4 {' ]: H5 f0 L$ V% PBrings More Women 5 d# w3 {3 }/ Z7 @' `
Broken Money Waster
) q* A+ B1 _* \5 o) I4 A+ xBroke My Wallet
2 _$ O# i" ~2 X* Q) B) |! ]Broken Monstrous Wonder # r& D& Q, f6 X2 J# \! k
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 [4 Z* j# q. ~0 b+ z6 W
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 2 _/ j' f" _6 T, y* p0 u: F8 `6 l, {
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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2 ^# L. X5 w0 \3 T8 kBUICK: , n2 D( J3 z6 S4 @! S& P8 ^
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 6 z7 m) W: h* }1 A
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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; C g! k; \; Q) QCamaro:
9 S7 x+ q1 f v+ E1 Z! c! u# oCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 1 A+ {' T+ h9 G/ F: f! Y3 }$ C; u
Can't America Make A Real One?
5 ^, e/ y& R; p9 W- b6 JChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 5 X3 ?. j) Y8 A4 g7 |
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: ; R3 a2 H q$ j4 _% C
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ; C' V% D, |5 b- h6 ~4 j. M# ~
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
5 X. Q! [4 i2 `Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ' s. e" N m9 f R
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 U, R2 `( i" ?' GCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 7 T' O$ N n8 ]$ B6 ?7 @: l* y
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# g7 |. y6 D) `: S3 ]DODGE: 9 U4 s" [4 l, d8 f
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
! e! a8 H, z. M: R& l2 z# vDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
$ _& V8 `; W2 ]) m- y) WDead Old Dog Going East
6 D5 s+ Q( f* O4 ^Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
7 W5 b% E; { ?* s$ P+ k$ C7 R# T3 N DDead On Delivery, Go Easy
' l* y8 S2 p+ D! v2 R4 Z$ l; G ODead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired . N! _3 \& t* ~1 m) [
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter $ F! h( `4 J* U
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment : @. \% l) f4 b" o9 R! n- B( o
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 {- @( R) Q. i5 ^2 L8 R# ~Every Day Something Else Leaks ! } Y7 [, d9 h S: B
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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$ ?4 p) A' w+ }" r4 ~0 p7 O4 EFIAT: / Q, w; {9 |1 H* L9 I* K7 `4 n) D
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology " `8 u: Z8 f. O- c' m, k9 C& c
Fix It Again, Tony
/ d; ?5 q& H9 b5 A: SFix It All the Time
2 c! `7 ]# Q% qFound In A Toilet
8 D3 ~! m0 ?3 W3 q7 Q" LFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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1 p- @5 c' H" }- tFORD:
- {$ F4 l3 O9 o+ Y) v* X1 w& Y* {4 H2 Z+ `Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 3 T( E6 ^2 x g ?* Z. y
Fix Or Repair Daily
3 ]# L0 x+ r& K, z5 j/ wFound On Road Dead
, v' G' I+ B" N/ @9 D' x3 iFast Only Rolling Downhill
) h: Y( _5 o- i' z, NFirst On Race Day ( r# U3 p* }) j6 C2 Y2 R
First On Recall Day
$ j. T- H4 W4 E1 B3 U1 Q. ]& SFabricated Of Refried Dung
% t% S6 f6 y# k9 u6 V, c7 o- J( tFails On Rainy Days
, L8 ~/ x+ N6 r: C' _5 dFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
) `+ F- w! l( t! O$ C" eFatally Obese Redneck Driver " M0 }0 L9 l$ a; z: c* X
Fault Of R&D ) P- \( F6 J6 r3 z0 U
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
% b. Z4 V' a+ \; c" W. yFireball On Rear Denting ( x' r6 j% v6 N7 H+ `
First On Road to Dump
5 H# M8 h M4 }& H0 yFirst On Rust and Deterioration
. \5 B6 E3 j2 QFix Or Recycle Dilemma
, t, [) s! }8 R; R" K( Y4 I4 c) e/ FFlipping Over Results in Death 3 F4 K* I+ N( a" z% F
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
6 h2 c6 F8 ?( K. G# _' l4 ZFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 8 C0 S9 q+ }, v, N- p4 X( V& t
Foot On Road Decelerates
" }! N' m P8 K$ W! |5 g' kForced On Reluctant Drivers . l% F2 P" P' G
Formed Of Rejected DNA 9 h3 B: }8 A+ h4 b L% Q& X
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
. {% F0 b8 E: ]0 G3 x7 b& h1 [; WForward Only; Reverse Defective
' |5 @- O; S" o! [& t% EForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin % o9 z/ _, ~$ N$ y0 t' `, q
Fork Over Repair Dough
, O/ l$ I+ e( Z4 U" X# Z/ w! }1 AFouled Out Re-done Dodge 4 m5 T2 u' O5 e4 E: o
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
/ m# Z6 B' L+ jFree Or Reduced Drastically # i0 h! G! V9 `$ D/ F: Y f1 j
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
$ E' ]1 h- E) CFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 7 q) [$ w) q: E ~
Funny Old Rattling Dump 6 f: W1 r4 t* W/ n- A# G
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
$ S3 |% ]. W. I( a& t' |/ J; X iFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
) ^. v; e5 j& h4 j( m; D6 c: d. W' cFound Out-Right Dangerous
& ~6 O& ]9 r7 L$ ]& p. i3 j$ DFuture Of Racings Delight ( V( O5 E2 A8 t, y- N$ L
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 A6 N) ^* r/ }7 R) K- X(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
0 T4 `4 @# O, k' p/ G t* \, ]LTD: 0 U5 Q/ @0 ?& [: S/ }0 O2 q
Lacks Total Dependability ! {% f4 r, m6 q. a" D* Z) K
Lots To Do
& b, R- O y2 l+ h# pLooses Transmissions Daily
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5 p6 T* _& `; ~3 m8 x2 y9 NGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 9 t/ Q1 K3 }, _3 I7 U
General Maintenance ! G# P" ?3 L# z% k
Great Mistake
. x) C# e: o, k6 gGarbage Motors - a( }% V" h+ J: [) b+ r" `4 [
Generally Miserable ; i7 o/ N) n8 E/ \% q) M J! [
Grossly Misconceived
( b9 z4 u. i QGluteus Maximus : o" T, F7 u. T( |5 I. `2 j- @
Good Money % A0 V1 T1 ~( A2 i/ K: V
Goofy's Manufacturing
2 K' m' g$ k+ kGone Mental 7 @1 Y0 ^) d2 X8 @5 K
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GMC: ! }/ G1 X4 `! _) q U8 C
Grief & Misery Combined , Y& p/ i- c" t$ S, }4 Y
Garage Man's Companion % M8 ]3 d5 V) x& Q, C
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 9 O5 g. `! b$ _) ]3 b/ T" r& E3 p
Generally Mediocre Cars 6 z+ O+ f f. _9 n. r* p/ t7 e
Get More Chicks
* g) w, ^, J) ?- O- D: M( JGets Mechanics Crazy " [. y" u( l8 X" ^; e
Gods Mechanical Curse
2 u$ Y, j# m+ L0 S% W' N0 qGot More Crap * I% g- W3 _4 N' G$ |4 R* ^) Z- `
Great Mountain Climber : w& B y2 y4 N; |" y
Great Motor Car
) Z* h+ ` V5 AGod Made Chevy
. Q. G& h, Q. G8 O2 o7 ~Good Moron Car
7 C- ^1 e* x& ]Got Mine Cheap
: N' G: N' U" NGet My Checkbook
) |9 |. j R* s' QGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: ' [: O" G/ m+ }7 P3 u
Gas, Tires, Oil 2 I2 F8 A2 z; a4 h
Get Tools Out / i+ m; T; r' ]+ j% [
Get To Onramp
8 ~' Z _: q0 z8 n- s: ]& y" hGood To Own
3 M+ R. ^" K1 l+ {/ P0 M1 zGet The Others
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Good Time Out
9 p8 j& L: h s$ qGone To Overdrive ; ?1 b! d) L: a7 h6 N# M9 y5 V g
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HONDA: % D- f- S, f, N! m
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything : U0 B# E3 G+ u
Had One Never Did Again . P7 l5 G" C: }
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
8 g: C$ n: h* nHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
6 ^. v; {/ J3 r( P: s$ gHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
0 C) \' [; ~- g+ mHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
/ Q+ d( M! Q2 hHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
/ G5 T$ M8 M/ c* i4 k' n1 y6 ^' EPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) L- c, e# Q* G; Z7 f
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: w% [, J2 _3 O' mHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... $ a. ]) ]% ^& q8 G- \1 }
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$ w# o- w; e$ `Just Eats Every Part
6 u; ~. w7 y+ N6 q/ _( XJust Empty Every Pocket
: J4 I D& H" \! S0 ]" ^! oJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
; h: d, q0 B# s. w. v. ?2 mJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes " |' g. D0 e5 p" m
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around - R; Y% V4 _- B, B# p
Kick It Again
+ v2 ^+ B5 F0 i9 f5 s" a Q7 k3 kKilled In Action 2 d; l' [8 t* g8 i
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1 J* g/ U" o2 ~; L; b4 Z9 ~" dLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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# B/ G/ ]2 j: `MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
% L0 m; p `6 I/ P) h) c8 GMoney Guzzler 2 K9 U1 E, o! l# F; p1 Q
Mostly Garaged 2 S" Z( A8 G# P6 _
Major Goof
. S& \) T' p( jMGB: Might Go Backwards
6 b& c" a u2 S# M$ ZMGB: Might Go, But . . .
) w' z' a+ N) Y# e5 nMGB: Motor Going Bad
/ e% y$ h. V; i% {$ PMGF: Might Go Forward / `9 i# f. n5 t+ ]9 Z# ?4 A5 L" j
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate % E) c0 T" f. i
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: _1 W& e) v6 [) y% xMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
0 a; j8 R' }+ vMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
/ L9 f; d3 h% q( x3 C# ZMost Often Passed At Races $ w5 Y1 Q9 Z8 }! v+ M( d: c) n+ `! ]* v- i
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 5 D" h8 I6 u& y2 X, ?8 w
Move Over People Are Racing % p6 O* P8 A" p$ h4 c- I0 I6 h
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly # P' \4 ^4 Z7 R J G1 m$ q
My Old Pig Ain't Running - j, R2 m' I2 K$ S4 S1 |" K
My Only Problems Are Repairs 4 o. y# Y/ h% ~3 g- Y P: [
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 9 K! }. F2 P$ I+ s5 \& z7 y
More Often Parts Are Replaced 6 \0 P; B7 _7 r, R9 V
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MUSTANG: 9 M# D$ D; F1 B, x. z
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) B2 M" i4 ]8 Q* T& ]& o9 QMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 9 d" h: u& v. v% I% Z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go . E1 [% A- I$ j$ o% P7 l& `
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ; z- T4 W$ G% z% i
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; V% K; r2 U: {7 KOLDSMOBILE: * x3 s. b7 @5 ?0 b
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday # o2 I& I! ^! W6 i
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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# g, i- Y- K' {" y5 d8 s. bPINTO: 2 h+ Y( q0 d, @. r3 q
Put In Nickel To Operate
6 v, @7 A" _ p+ @Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
! A0 x3 }' R& v" B+ QPut In New Transmission Often $ A' Y! T6 o/ w5 [, U
Pushed In Neutral Too Often $ c/ e8 m! @: l6 n s
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* I# }% M& j8 ~' e6 k" FPONTIAC:
- x3 O9 k: q* X( x% h: hPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car & o2 q$ p' o* P2 p2 V# I6 h1 @, K
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 m: ?# [. {3 Y( D6 [PORSCHE: ' z! p* p4 H2 a7 T! x$ U- m
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 6 n2 {/ p$ r. a& @* Q: I& Q2 V
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 d; L2 R+ ^% [0 F, W
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SAAB: 0 Y" x, z' W+ `7 y1 g( o
Send Another Automobile Back + a8 Z% A$ m3 e" s# P$ M2 y( \' m
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
8 {( D" b8 ^1 [8 K, ZSad Attempt At Beauty
# ?3 Q# N9 ^) ISorry Auto, Always Broken
" G/ ?, F' \* m& SShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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- |) S: n( U+ \, B8 [9 t2 W' ]& }SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually r- Y# u3 ~' [, b& t7 ^
/ g C% ^ D- g9 V- ]TOYOTA: / e4 G1 D% a3 }+ A
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
! U! `' S9 F5 }3 oTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 5 G3 n$ J2 C1 o: [
The One You Ought To Avoid % s# c, o! g' Q" g+ u. o$ x3 U
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TRIUMPH:
/ H- D" e. v9 f q. s4 qThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 9 \( F# W" ~- @2 {0 g/ O& D
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ' n/ S# m- V: c* B A! A
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- J0 p/ ~2 B) f8 y0 l2 [TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
( N* f$ G0 Q2 ?2 J h* K: v6 e! K8 iVintage Wreck
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