Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage
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% |! M8 g9 V; x* S3 `A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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2 n# a& Y& t$ h0 oThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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" r5 o2 h; v+ F/ r% X5 JThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

- C" ^# m. o" `" n: t8 s0 A8 A$ RThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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6 m$ ?1 Z3 _7 }6 ~( gSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

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That's a good one, sweetie

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