 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
" y6 H) z/ P6 p; M/ `; {A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. # X: o% ]+ i7 N/ ~% K2 c+ y
% R3 B9 T) h z3 ]. w
The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." ( y/ x# G6 V% D$ v$ y
1 h+ ]) Y- R# b- Z: n. E& }# YThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 4 W8 N' c$ k5 @! j/ b
$ ~& G' I9 o2 S$ C2 n1 y7 {8 ~
Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
/ d0 m, ^' m& z1 _8 k
$ U) E& {% ~% z5 ]6 E7 i) ?$ ^! n- g a! ASo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
' r. R- ~1 R7 C: y/ u
: A8 v3 B0 i; c" }/ E1 {+ }After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
+ X& ^1 M, k( V; p3 ?5 e1 _4 W
6 d1 w7 J; |( ^9 _: C, }0 GThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
