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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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# A2 m* w3 m( P3 i3 u8 Y6 `& cThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. : t% T, q. h' j/ h' Z
* v/ M2 r5 W& r. \Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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4 X, P1 {8 n' C: i3 t; a6 ?So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 6 ~, i' v o& j+ ~
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." , @" X8 i/ Y0 Q% x4 x
- `7 `. a+ n. a4 cThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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