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: z* P+ `7 E$ f/ p: AA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." ; t2 M! g2 \, ]3 w
- n% t5 ?; K nThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. . }9 Z" u; x! r% a/ g9 |2 x" I
9 u$ q1 I" F" K0 `# i% C: xThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." % `2 O8 m7 R4 S2 Z6 k' E; X! X h/ y
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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0 z$ n8 C+ {4 H; T! `% P' ?9 PAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ( u0 b, ?+ i2 k1 F
0 c5 N8 M4 d9 ~: hThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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