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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
0 I- s$ `( o0 m! Pshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
: {( I/ c( t1 A0 X1 u) O" V: Z# @the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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1 N3 B5 C) S2 i: L: a$ u( Y: QThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
' H9 T" G/ D4 ]3 u- R2 Mperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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; m: d2 y# l3 X0 G* NHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
; \0 Q% @7 v" z8 kand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
2 F, Y5 M8 _/ z; G! H/ Xgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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( p- a0 p, i x- g$ c$ m# gThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
- D8 Z9 O! I. `den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
3 p: V s0 b4 z, Z# ]( @# q5 P( NThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"" q& b2 h+ ~% ~+ q4 |8 Z
$ M& b1 Y. D% @7 ?# _No response.7 W% O6 [/ @' [
# |! \$ H/ L$ ~7 k. z6 nSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and# `* t& E3 K" I& \- F
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"& c+ B6 [9 E( Q7 Y' D* W" R
G# m6 S' Y- v! _, vStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife4 f9 @3 M; k* A2 y: c @/ F$ _% y
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?") i9 Q/ E! o1 ? d+ k+ Z( i
9 z2 q3 a% @4 L7 N. iAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
( H7 k) E# r0 w0 g7 U0 ofor dinner?" Again there is no response.1 C& R2 T2 Y8 }9 C
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ D/ h, e% e( c3 ^7 N' Y8 R! H
/ V, k. k8 s r+ n2 `% v2 f(I just love this)7 o0 P5 v8 E9 ^* m( W$ {
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/ o3 V, F ^9 Z% S+ y"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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