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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought1 P. b; m& Z# W) i
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
% g+ `$ X/ s* F3 Rthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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/ [+ P8 D( R' D' o' W- VHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the6 \4 o* E- C* r# n- {& D, W& {# M
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
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No response.
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6 o2 R" ?5 n* t3 V7 f; MSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
# \+ L) H- T  v( ?2 erepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"- D3 F5 t! K: x; t: i7 c; L3 B9 Z
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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' K7 ~) k: N0 ]2 QAgain he gets no response.- r0 X6 E( S/ f1 b2 X. j4 g% P
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's * e4 h& i# B3 h% J1 F# N% D9 A& w
for dinner?" Again there is no response.  ], k3 ?+ \* S
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' K* n  u) V+ P3 s7 d
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