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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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8 h% C/ f- O+ j/ `4 Y% c+ ZThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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, A$ Z' P4 i2 J8 AThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.' g" m4 B, Q1 a# k) v
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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5 S1 Q1 D0 i+ Z3 ?0 l. h" J2 _9 c: kWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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