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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested." g% M; K/ ~- I/ S# [3 a
9 E x; @( i2 j( `4 V- h$ AThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.7 [) M. y3 j5 O5 r I
0 j" N7 _: }( g: R }The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:( k7 m/ P; a; u/ _9 H
7 `% W. ?) B5 k2 p% j) AWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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% v8 L, p. u& a4 AThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.' D; n3 I) }/ C2 A$ [$ R
$ I, P" D# |+ }5 hThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.# H) P5 |- _4 J8 ~# ^: `3 C
, G7 u/ A" C& u! Q8 I; sBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."& `+ l, U; M: S6 X1 Q/ z- y
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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