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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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' O1 n/ L' x n4 o/ JThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.$ j: E$ o* I; X9 \
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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' E# _7 d7 \, ^% |The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:- K, H5 G( ]' Q. [0 f+ U
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.- X0 K' M) E, _! O' O4 f3 t- u& O
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.: w: R$ H7 @" k1 }" Y8 ?7 V
8 C; n( q/ Y- d1 z: P2 @Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.# Y; `7 o9 ]& N9 k# y
* e. E Z: \1 t, c" @BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.", X' x a5 X; P! w2 O
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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