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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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8 K/ ]; j3 G* U: SThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.9 Q3 z' j- R4 u5 n
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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# I; f& L6 ~2 P2 `) }. O: ?3 JWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.0 n! \9 ^2 c& U2 X
% {7 ^4 ^% F8 Q* {) f( q7 v2 v3 YThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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! k! E0 o% c4 f6 F5 W) U: ?/ rThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."! g$ F1 N. U- _6 N {
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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