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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.! g& {7 W6 D! K
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.5 T% U1 X( I% l/ S) D) y: p
+ y% {% w( c9 }1 l; ^5 {The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:5 I1 B$ ?( g% c3 t1 ~: j/ Y
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.3 H) i( n. M; s- `5 |
& A; f4 x1 t' eThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.- [- T* ?4 U; t0 R
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.0 q- f; O7 U. M0 j: f* l0 C& ]7 Z' K
6 W, S3 a; k9 R, E% m- q! B1 JBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.") g( y# G; U. U& |0 w5 y
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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