The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

0 a% C# r) e) {The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

& h7 c8 h" b. f7 w' K9 m8 uThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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+ q$ H& \, C1 |/ ~/ ~When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

" p8 W8 h5 ]0 m  W8 ?1 q8 y: kThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

$ G/ W! ~& P. n/ b. M7 r+ N! z% P  f“Case Dismissed”

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