An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra m+ O* D J# [. N4 H7 z& q$ l* }
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 8 t: K- \$ }/ n/ ] - p7 y v+ e+ a6 n: z
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '/ D. j( T* Q4 P& B( k
8 O) U% U6 O4 K$ t( g; @but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '$ o( a0 M2 C: Z8 Z; O3 m( Z& z
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. & q8 ?$ F3 p7 I& B5 p5 Y' |
8 t2 z0 H0 r0 d7 ]8 w' Q: II just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'