An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 r& z4 m! p( E; `2 G: K1 s
5 |- S4 V% J/ ~4 O- Y5 s, e'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'4 t; n) M; N" Q7 ^
% u* X8 [ o" g: a'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '. {3 C8 c$ b6 \0 }
* @5 a0 g' V# ~6 l; b# }but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' # a, j$ l. C l1 @& M M# n+ h , v$ N$ ?( g8 X
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ) o% a5 l0 d* I2 A8 b1 o' G5 P' N( r; i: t t4 f
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'