BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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3 [, E/ s: E- e5 K. t  ]+ j'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
2 _( ^2 o4 m5 c: f" X/ i'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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/ a; w; y3 S5 o5 ^2 L6 s1 ubut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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+ e: D+ j) ]# N'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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