An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 2 \2 G) N/ z8 f, N% h1 t: V
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 2 _6 x3 g4 Y- }0 i6 {7 T1 ` 5 H. P! f( b4 C8 L'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ' _3 ?" ?& u% j' Z% m6 {; X 7 O0 X$ K8 _- d3 \+ M% G0 Ebut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '+ c0 {! n3 d* b1 @( T% U# Y
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. + c0 W9 }4 o7 ^- \" d3 k+ X- |& u1 Z6 z- ?% c
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'