An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra W/ h% k7 Y- K' D
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 N- R0 F" I3 M. o3 Q; N/ B
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ') m6 v9 C9 \/ N
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 M7 k1 `4 ^. l" R4 l1 O; L j, I. S
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'