An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra $ ^8 \- u# I6 J4 k4 X, q3 v) k
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' : y" @* [' H: w/ @( `; T / R: h8 ~% w- }6 P' ?
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '3 O9 o7 |) {& v1 }
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 8 J/ p x) }( A6 m5 s) C# g $ M6 V& ~- f( x ~0 S'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 ~6 b9 b0 b$ I6 _! ]4 f , p( R6 q8 D* i! d& RI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'