An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 6 z2 c& Q t' |# l8 Z+ U2 A' N2 b% |+ h( p, Y( s
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 2 I T C, @3 j& l' y $ K( ^! A2 L) {4 |
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '/ W. R# C! ^# t7 m% B/ m
) q ]6 A9 K! \& E7 M% f2 L- ?, Q, G3 kbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 3 F% `5 Q6 `+ x3 y0 f * g7 \! ?" B8 [/ J6 n/ M
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / ]* V2 p. E5 T$ z' A* f1 ^; E& R9 `' _$ m2 j
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'