An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - q, y' G4 D+ u- G# O1 q* Z
' @! w- K5 ~9 d' T& X: h j; W6 H6 r'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'2 x: e; P( h p2 a) k- E
$ A- _! f/ w3 \' p'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '$ r9 f) O2 I/ c
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' . X0 Y$ `9 t0 n9 F$ Z 3 P6 }/ p+ b# P7 o3 p6 T
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 \. H) U# i7 X9 \/ f( x# q' f6 k3 j' N
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'