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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
# U; n& J" T7 h: N8 ]( u7 yAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'6 M1 H0 F( e2 a2 B* K+ u- F
6 w4 H2 a5 R8 D; ~5 W. OThe Cowboy says: G) |5 p6 n: V; a! u3 F
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.' m: U0 D0 V$ W( s4 V3 e% u( z
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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% U3 L1 F3 X$ D2 W# `+ Y1 d+ bThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
' u) T" c) g- G! iThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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, n0 ^8 H: j) a% wSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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