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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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& t! O2 C3 u! t5 HThe Cowboy says:
$ b# `, M- h* }+ P: B2 e% O'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 s- p/ w4 Z+ w* }
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did./ Z) D# @& A$ ^1 {/ q( i9 E3 g
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
5 X8 @( l6 J$ z0 {* PThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'0 J2 r7 |: B- W0 M
' I6 n; Y% f/ uSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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