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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
, Z* R* V: l+ ]' K% jAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?') ~8 s. A& k0 X2 o B6 D' ?* E
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The Cowboy says:
; c, k+ G4 P2 m) R. {'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. F+ w- P0 T8 @3 g& T2 S& M
7 |" N5 t% B9 fThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
7 s; ~; M# x) n4 vThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.4 c/ A$ s( o. u' f# ~
! A! @* F! j0 n; [$ X) ?Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'8 o# f" H0 B# [3 }5 r
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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