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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.9 H1 ?- q! T! F+ q! }
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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/ w+ H+ a% \3 L2 oThe Cowboy says:
& U: P' u$ Z% |'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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$ `5 Z" U" m9 G \6 S zWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. v6 d$ q5 @3 {' K3 n7 p0 l
) U; d) x+ C- | S! a( kThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.9 b$ f. ^& r* p6 i
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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