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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
4 t- Z( ^( c% p8 L7 bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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+ e! e7 {' m2 k% o; w1 h1 ]" fThe Cowboy says:
w& C' q. D% i'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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& r" l3 W' M) a/ D+ p( A1 H& MWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.( @1 y- M% O/ g. ? M' Y8 v: a
6 F0 j* ]; g; }* k9 I4 s( tThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
4 \3 C! e. a. ~4 L, f2 H+ H; NThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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; h! f) @) T( j8 b2 W- uThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'7 ~# R0 M4 ~! O& S1 K$ k3 ~
/ f0 u+ h! z! C' ySon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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