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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.& d+ z2 h% J5 k" _% e4 V) V* u5 \
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
) W3 l: m) T- S& o6 V" c2 D'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.: Q) s) |! H, O, Y& P3 d
- a9 i# u- F- |3 KThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
- `$ j* ?7 ~- q0 C$ O! C3 n- R* XThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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g: y9 v5 N+ i/ oThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'( X% w6 I2 i. B* r# l
. {6 g# n8 f0 Q) |Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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