World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
0 u) C2 ?! s8 D8 `$ bI make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
. b! {1 _* O9 y& s) G- d3 P/ ?and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
+ a8 W2 }7 E( R$ M) O& _+ c( U, K2 aIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
. O3 D; l3 p. t. {$ E+ E5 \If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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1 C' [+ @2 J! Q" K6 ~97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.