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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
* W# ~" l0 [# H+ }0 {# T"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
; F1 b' H5 j6 {& {0 W9 [0 z# B! m* f; GThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."" q- J* ~8 M# b3 T$ C7 Z( E8 [
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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