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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
- P+ ]9 ?3 E2 z" B. g" D"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
& h0 g% |2 x8 g6 k& }0 |The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."$ G! N0 g; [0 B4 q6 Y+ c& [
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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