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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . R; t7 j) y+ l
MARIA: Here it is.$ _2 `. @1 r/ K# q/ ^% x* i
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 ^$ F2 a, C8 S3 V+ u! Q
CLASS: Maria.
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% w: g* P+ X [4 t: k$ BTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& n; P N: K+ @2 KJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 c; n; R; f9 n! i" U3 j0 qTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% ?: [/ L% C+ w o2 C* L
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 X+ a2 d4 U4 k/ ?; Z: e* i a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong! _ O4 I( {$ H% o, v
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 U+ ?; ]# |! d- E
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! W6 q& F" p# p0 s% s! E+ @' bTEACHER: What are you talking about?. R/ {% f) [4 H* h: m% d& E
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% Q4 ?- Q2 M* Y3 _, S# ^$ d
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( Q. m S1 q4 [6 C: wTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# y/ |/ S6 Q. B- D- KWINNIE: Me!
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) I# p. F( O. a6 F; D8 OTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 D& t4 ^9 R- Z1 z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, m0 C! R& z6 T% ^; t4 }! NMILLIE: I is..9 [& W _, `& [! C' P% O) H
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ o! [* s0 M3 U- p% SMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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' {0 Y; s* `- DTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% W+ j6 A$ M4 L: G+ t1 CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / r- V8 O2 w! W4 R* P" e
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# G5 r, ^6 T0 d- v8 \( rTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 f7 o2 k/ k( S! H1 e4 U/ }SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; s1 E% ] |4 b' T) Y5 l mCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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; {# C( P) B; s! ]0 ?" D) lTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% K0 |2 K, m2 K) m& ]4 s( {4 W" G
HAROLD: A teacher
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