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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 a% X4 H+ Q) l, G9 S' u& o
MARIA: Here it is.) k! H, x3 m' G' w, U, _
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 K) D) c2 r% z7 t4 {7 Z
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" Y3 |* G. |. R$ ^JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': z3 m9 P& b5 |$ s" M& n& [" I
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 W. _8 M1 E+ ^& |& WTEACHER: No, that's wrong) g/ N0 t1 R, Y5 Z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 m* e9 `5 w. [% F# x1 ]) NTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# e2 R/ k* B: [$ h* U3 g
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 w3 s# @4 b+ Z5 [6 Z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?6 S* M' f; `; b. S$ C @( K
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 [5 J+ |6 Y; K: X& r7 P6 ^1 W
WINNIE: Me!
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4 y. O6 M/ z0 VTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; g4 _; `0 m9 O6 y+ S6 VGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 H6 ]8 N3 O$ I9 u1 o. f
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" v- O D4 f ATEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
D: N; }$ `# S9 p9 B0 jMILLIE: I is..
- W# L. s. p# } f2 U2 |TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* j3 I2 ^8 t! {; d) ?( U6 a; A. ~6 vMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 g [" |- \2 s- n
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, ] y+ y' R4 `. M1 d* }. oTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 E/ y9 @4 y$ W4 \% c7 O3 P0 L/ c' ESIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- [ v" A% Z# a5 F
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 N2 r1 m6 w0 [5 b C: s+ e aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ y5 @9 w. A% x; S+ o) I
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' z3 G+ G. x! H+ y- {HAROLD: A teacher / E9 C" @6 z+ @. w' H5 f
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