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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 G, G7 m9 t B/ ]3 `
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 k- I9 s/ v+ y8 \# {9 s0 Y" r: l' Y
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. m4 g# l/ ]- h" N
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. Y" J) P- G% { h& q& }GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 g4 b* `7 b4 |: u' |TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 U/ ~" m9 O0 S4 }
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?$ M) h6 n2 S w( n
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 B' N9 U: V4 E* m" A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, ?# y' C9 Q$ d6 V# iDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# Q5 ?0 A [% \& A! Y7 e
WINNIE: Me!# k5 x2 ]$ f/ c, p
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 r5 i2 g% w- p3 h' o3 p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- o1 b4 K$ ?& n, {$ F; }
MILLIE: I is..
' e- S- e3 C4 Z8 J/ T9 s* ?$ l0 C, PTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 i/ R( M" I; l! r
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 _& h8 x1 w0 Q7 k: c3 A' v
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{: Y4 {( ^- P/ WTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ V+ r" S8 v. c: w- \7 c- r G0 r" aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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& i7 w9 K+ t. X8 X% uTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& q5 \, M- v `$ R) U) b8 ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! h7 I4 k. m+ z) s7 w: z3 a
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- e$ w8 }$ Z: r7 nTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) p+ h7 ?, R$ U/ {# {: `# s* ~CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.5 _ ^9 n: ]6 {/ p
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( \8 D/ ]. n. M4 c9 c7 j. O. F) WTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& a0 x2 s! B: V6 ]HAROLD: A teacher
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