Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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# N7 }2 H2 V+ d/ g% U6 _- `TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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! C" p+ B% e; y. e# p, fTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
" q3 q8 s8 f8 i* LGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( R) d- u6 Y9 V; n3 H4 dTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* A2 L2 M2 \4 r( l/ ZTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 E7 r/ E$ ^- U$ WWINNIE:     Me!
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* Z  v4 L! f( }1 q! bTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 E& G- M6 j7 {GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
" @& \# S) K( t# D8 `9 P3 p; A9 WTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( s; u! y$ w' \9 K5 n  U9 U5 }LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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& |, Z% Q  T! b0 A; M6 ~9 CTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 b, }4 ?, E1 R0 }4 f4 Q- A* tTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 [2 H. g7 U% t5 iCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)