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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
; `2 C: d- r E( t. UCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . J9 ^" P5 ]- e. x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 l. c, Z7 H `7 ], u4 ]8 ]
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 d8 }- K" E8 y. v7 b5 e; G6 c! x
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 y1 O- ^0 Y+ W+ Q! iTEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 L, Y, E* o/ R) xGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- M' C+ C! ~+ F) Q7 [, NTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ L" \0 i4 ~5 o
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 c3 g7 s x/ O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?: }7 s7 T9 ]6 W
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& v0 ? i, R: i9 s$ }2 i8 qWINNIE: Me!: H0 w' }( x) R
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7 q: s4 i" n9 A1 N- j* OTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' |' b: d3 O5 ZGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 d, C* L6 s- [/ Q1 V
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 m' J# q0 [8 d! L, t0 {
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. ~( |7 `0 z" O9 xLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& d* A1 d; c" s9 V( s
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& `) [; Z, Z" Y7 @: gTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! U; f; H- ~, d$ ]* p0 G2 d1 A& LCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 X2 n+ O( J; I8 S3 ?+ SHAROLD: A teacher
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