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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 ~ c- K) i5 b N4 y
MARIA: Here it is.3 W5 c( V. I. s L
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 p; F2 ?, U$ n( p2 p
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ ^- ~4 v* n+ |) L3 i3 T
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 ~" W* d% ]: j2 L F8 b" d# ]TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) o6 y- _ O; ], RGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( J8 b7 E9 Z; `TEACHER: No, that's wrong
g/ ?4 H, k- L/ P! ~1 i" uGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: g7 P, z8 z1 x0 F
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?* T# L2 f; b% x) g
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) b: Y+ V1 n8 n$ ]. N" \
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 N- V4 D: d: p! l: Y/ VGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.! y/ P: b; f! c: C; b- I1 W7 E$ Z
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 `" K5 ], X. o' h% R# {
MILLIE: I is..* H9 r& i( v" V" f9 |
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 F0 _! N% S7 W% O" z) U. h" T# E% J) |MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' , b/ s7 z' W, H3 Q& V% L
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* K: @9 V! c# h m% v! w: _. i
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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) K+ b: @/ K% d2 }7 R4 V0 }, ZTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? f' b5 n# o+ n0 p" J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ E, s4 D7 @& E1 L
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! Q0 j1 M' i0 aTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 a4 }' S; m! E2 g E, V
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