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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 k" ?2 f3 N% B. q& q9 kMARIA: Here it is.
" i. J/ X( m# x8 ?7 X& d' |TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?' ]2 f E# g3 O/ L5 W+ I Q+ @; W
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# `8 P) x$ a" n. iTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / k3 V' r T& f/ d+ v, ]6 a
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'9 H7 A" [ i( I. _ z; j( G
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 x- _- V; u! K, ]TEACHER: No, that's wrong! j' u, w* C" }5 e( R2 C& e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( a/ e+ w3 l+ h. W# S1 OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ P* D) j1 ?3 m5 [: P p6 `DONALD: H I J K L M N O.& q2 w# g; x. H( k& [3 _
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 V3 ]1 @& T% w3 xDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.4 C9 r; E; H4 l
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- z @7 d: S0 kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ N( ^8 W8 s9 I# P3 HWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( r* _" H+ `3 E& S/ x# ]
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 q4 I' \3 M& G: v$ v+ d
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7 W. v0 O) w9 E A3 A9 o! e0 eTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# r* y% i# K7 R; c& u3 B& v! s4 }1 z
MILLIE: I is.., \1 ~4 R0 O. R. k4 I0 ~
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 m1 g5 T5 S+ j. b5 [" Z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' . a" G3 _( x/ [/ T' l7 _. L {4 O
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 ^2 `8 U. u$ B$ F! \$ X8 dLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 @7 J! M6 P) J2 A* T. }4 _
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/ b" O- M! _9 t9 g3 ?TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& L% n. O* x5 a4 H8 B6 o0 ESIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: K5 C1 f# ]2 Z1 H- W/ cTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* F* R- X8 D2 v/ C
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 V4 {: x( n3 _) V$ r5 G8 k: G9 R
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9 ~3 [, g+ Y" l5 L. w& F; ^TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 d- c: q9 ?# T. [/ W ]HAROLD: A teacher , S3 U. }* F2 ]9 P$ F
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