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0 V, A; S8 F( D. n: P( m; NTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”& ?3 q7 c6 [1 Q
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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' G3 f2 e4 T+ F7 }”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”* x$ W4 s: K4 g
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today/ u0 [! {0 l/ g, W7 r
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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