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u' T( m J* n0 y% Y5 TTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. . \+ S5 i9 q2 ~1 @9 i0 |+ D
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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* \3 E8 o$ H. E" y0 ZAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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6 r. ~' r* W; A: [5 K1 d+ N% M4 i9 R”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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0 n/ R/ x" Y l0 I+ kThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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