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Bad Relationship
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( x' g) A. |( O" S% m! c5 {Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ) F: I x9 `, j: i3 j
8 t2 k! @, Q0 ~- a( j0 G1 SJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”7 o) [! |6 @ f6 `. b& C
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; J. H/ n. d/ ^, ^The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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