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Bad Relationship
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) j, K8 N& A6 G0 |0 L$ h% d1 `Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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" S, B8 s3 s' m& G5 F$ I4 LJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”- d7 a# B5 t1 ]5 i' A+ e
1 B8 D! b( q4 P. y8 i% Y5 MAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”% m: L% u3 _' N% ]+ Y
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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" o7 M7 O M* k[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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