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Bad Relationship
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( X3 y+ g9 ^6 b: ]- A* nTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”5 j6 l& T' B& v/ i j3 d& D- w
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 g+ i8 S0 _7 C) Z9 U; l
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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# d/ _8 w2 x* wThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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