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Bad Relationship
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7 h, M5 u1 ~+ g1 x: qTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”9 j. ]" J3 E: {& `; g# H h! R
9 z, W# p1 a$ I: b- Q6 E! l4 QAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”& F: |5 `9 c% ^6 r% e6 G
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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! E8 b$ `6 K. @$ T. H8 I, ZThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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