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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.8 N. u. ?" q0 @ G8 K
2 ]- }2 }* ^5 F7 A(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.1 m3 o O2 u4 U& i4 n) I# v+ T
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 5 W6 q) O3 v+ v( Z1 j
z. Z' Y4 G+ S5 ? S% e(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)' h" g- {0 l- J' f1 R+ }% Z. R8 m1 i/ A3 d
# R1 R" l3 a* p(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. $ N* d0 f5 i! Q) T, F1 X
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). I2 x0 t% Q2 y; L4 Z! L
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!# d8 L. _4 R @& |- J
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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