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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.9 E9 d+ h' {8 a6 ~/ m8 A
& {& L) E9 J$ w8 v3 ?(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. , ~6 i0 F& r3 B4 ~; I! _9 `/ E- O
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! & A) _) {% L: k6 Z' \
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)6 R$ H3 g( F# R4 ?. f/ l5 `* K! s
y6 E& m, `* M( _$ s9 |$ k(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 2 v' V7 g$ E2 D7 N5 u% `
4 d9 {8 ?, O$ d7 s1 C(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!& o$ V; P( P6 W; ~ O. d8 E
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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