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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.# Y# E0 Z! d! p( E. a& d' M# {
* Z0 O" o# Z' { e(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house., ~* d! H5 N" g
: Q2 K P9 n. ~; e: x/ U; q(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ! `' A7 m; m7 y; i" S, ^
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ; y/ d4 L* D* I% m& u! X
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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m0 o+ h7 ~2 R$ @9 R(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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$ s3 h. J* [) c1 v5 f0 ~% w(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!7 r4 U" F% e3 c5 o
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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