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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.# z; K, q7 S1 j0 Q
' e5 a0 k# [; N: u$ p(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.- a: h3 r+ A- d$ ?
2 i" f9 @/ ^! h, c# M7 g1 t(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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/ Y- [* N6 {! R, q- Q0 b- Y& d8 I(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ) w# i4 }1 U! o B- h( p4 j
- a! j! y/ \* a% D7 R* {$ X(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) r1 r) k+ e7 D5 L- \9 H, ^, |
9 m; x8 T; T9 c$ t N(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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; L; Y9 }! i- B. n* l3 X8 @(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever')./ t( E- ~+ B5 e5 o& Y
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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