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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.1 ^: G2 k) U* B1 q
& _( E3 _2 G E- d(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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7 s$ e! N9 s+ z( ?. F( ](4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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+ z+ a/ k! Q8 C$ q2 C(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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T8 k: b% }# n(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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) _1 |; ?, T' f4 r(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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( v7 \% C/ P A/ K- x(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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) D3 o! L$ m. ?& q(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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