Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
2 C" h" ]$ \2 Q# P7 h% I: L8 DA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
$ u# Y  v6 a0 F6 H3 A     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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( x% m" R+ c- W# A, f. h* X/ y# T' Z+ y  NQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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. X2 f0 \+ w, u$ c; N; z/ P) ^8 ?1 FQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
: B* {0 N: l9 }7 S4 VA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
" k4 u" H0 R- C  UA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
7 N# g% D0 A! O$ W: C8 AA: Their foreheads.
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# x6 f0 D, B* ~3 n8 {! jQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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