Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
9 J, c5 }* s$ s. s     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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8 g# S9 ]: l7 ZQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
9 U5 u- H) T7 y/ L! e$ q* p$ @A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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, x' [, t0 ~* J6 rQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
6 v8 C: ~( m, E/ p+ J0 Y0 a3 a5 yA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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( D6 ~/ T7 C3 x$ v* C! ^( q3 lQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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8 }- ?3 e8 A6 m: L+ c& X( V, i; O+ }Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
: o; e) G5 x, nA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% k( L# Z. _1 e6 T( wA: Their foreheads.
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$ t0 y: _5 L" i) eQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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