 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
, c9 q, j: n9 RA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.4 t9 i0 _# f) u
When you are done you will have a place to live.* m" }: J2 B- N2 S
* e" f7 ~" K) @( N; U+ Z6 e
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: M- U$ R# @: y l l1 h4 c
A: Tell him you're pregnant.7 D o, q6 x f: Z
1 F' Z# q O! r/ F. `Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?0 d# g: d9 _$ d* F$ _% M
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. n' I2 p$ A$ ^& ^ O* o. S P7 Q
8 X G* E& {& }/ C
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?9 z3 f/ Q: p' Y8 `" k2 y" Y
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.% Z1 D$ Z9 I, i8 r$ E
- n+ W9 p5 {' J r6 l0 T
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?: ]4 q2 D& i0 }
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
2 ]# D8 f% ^- N [4 f1 Y- \9 @& u1 X B0 |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?: O3 q' t9 P( ~: j
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
& i& B: {! H4 `, b% A7 W4 T! E% Z/ ]2 C6 A) ?- w' G
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?7 o Q- c3 J1 W9 V6 _9 ]% d
A: Their foreheads.% e5 M8 L( ?* X1 y4 t
 : M9 g. O" \2 ~" E4 F
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 Z1 S+ y2 T4 W t/ c3 a' w
A: "I remember these." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-7-9 11:01
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
