Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
  e0 a: ]) _+ J; a3 k" uA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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% [5 `: X" ^  i1 ]% a, YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 ]* M6 \3 [" M6 a; A. X6 P; D/ uA: Tell him you're pregnant.

7 G3 q5 C- P+ P- T( P3 IQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) Z& J1 \/ {# S1 ]# sA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

8 V7 K- S4 n" Q3 Z: AQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
: g/ G% w: O: Y1 i7 m6 S+ t0 L" IA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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