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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?; K0 A; n" D- u# O+ ~$ S+ Z) T
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
: d% }; P1 r* O- L+ `0 x4 ]* l When you are done you will have a place to live.8 J3 f, M' q4 {: z
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
/ M, c. q) I# s: q9 r$ kA: Tell him you're pregnant.9 w+ A. b3 `: h7 P5 h
3 j5 E" N* a# \' O+ uQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?0 Z0 v. }7 [( n+ s+ } g1 N6 a
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses." w' `- p9 Z% P; d
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
2 O: K: n. ?( Y3 Q, PA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.+ m2 g7 U- L* v% x4 u3 Z
5 [7 {0 o7 s4 f xQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
. o9 t# K" J5 c& n$ J4 O5 V) LA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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0 C( Y, v) |0 v: n5 [Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?8 z' f# @, } z* r/ K
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.. c0 R7 v# R2 B& N2 o3 V
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?9 Z: c: _+ U( [5 l5 H% F& d& ]
A: Their foreheads.) s" R+ J- y) \1 m
/ [. o) X& e x0 v0 S* XQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
& C2 f5 H$ e# ~) OA: "I remember these." |
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