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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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When you are done you will have a place to live.
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% [5 `: X" ^ i1 ]% a, YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 ]* M6 \3 [" M6 a; A. X6 P; D/ uA: Tell him you're pregnant.' r* i: s2 `& y) `7 ?
7 G3 q5 C- P+ P- T( P3 IQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) Z& J1 \/ {# S1 ]# sA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.( S7 s$ Z& i4 c1 z& t# \
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?5 f) }7 R: o$ @1 t* H; c7 E* Y& y
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 t. b8 s0 i1 u
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?6 C( v/ s0 L5 j) Z
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?. w! W" O/ L5 p! K- L. m: ?6 B2 r! F
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?7 N9 D) @ { F( A8 q
A: Their foreheads.) I: [" P7 t" o/ f( ^

8 V7 K- S4 n" Q3 Z: AQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
: g/ G% w: O: Y1 i7 m6 S+ t0 L" IA: "I remember these." |
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