Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
1 l/ V& _" m; |% Y) O- e     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
4 g4 J' E* @6 M! s5 u) {A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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  c4 q& t) ?' J) \# i" P' P3 MQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

3 Z4 x. J9 u3 \5 K6 [3 C  uQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
& \3 ]/ [0 Z9 w( f9 F& XA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

0 r' H* W* l! d9 H1 mQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
) z: J1 x- w% |* `1 @; bA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
/ W" z% h/ L' @/ z. jA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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5 o- `) _3 p: j) W0 n; Y" }Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
$ c/ {- ]: F7 P, \4 ~A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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