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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
: r" G4 P/ ]4 r8 [1 ~A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.% y A* E) A5 J6 }
When you are done you will have a place to live.' A6 n/ N; |1 J
2 `/ R' v' W4 T& x# D1 _Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. P8 s# i) ~, S0 O+ x% I: `A: Tell him you're pregnant.; P g' I* ^ X: @! t3 h: o; H
5 [" h+ @/ X Q- g4 T1 mQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?5 N; ^- G" B1 d$ @* K: f# } B8 L9 C R
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.. Y) A1 D; M! o' ]
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?; p' m% L1 d4 {& P0 f
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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4 @7 k8 T5 ^2 F& o% Q. M; ?# eQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, M5 `! H2 A) V1 |; w, e+ {7 V# n/ qA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.9 H1 A7 A7 p) L6 x( a& E1 N+ Q: x
0 C" I2 V$ R. cQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
% C1 {% z/ ?+ L* S E# s1 L9 oA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.; y6 Z' Z" o# n" u
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?8 |) Q1 H' ^. \* V8 J" i
A: Their foreheads., A; W. V1 W6 C3 X2 X+ D' e
; O: B4 u( s7 W/ h3 xQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
8 N$ ~5 V6 W, ?5 aA: "I remember these." |
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