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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - h5 P. Q: X5 w8 o1 t5 R0 e: I
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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( j% u- i) ]: M/ f w9 k- ]Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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4 y: R& E1 G, PWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. % A( I8 W& ?+ x( J
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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2 T, i$ U M. u8 |) `6 g0 _$ JOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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