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, J V/ w% _8 T% v) Y% ZWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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1 M' c9 U& l3 |. ^Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . V! [/ W' g7 J- _& k
; V: {$ H/ ~: L, pToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 9 B7 y* g8 b0 Z1 i7 t
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. x: S( O! l( { o( E
' D2 ?( y) G- U6 S" \A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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