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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 9 n' j; `% }; f) |$ S) N
: `% g' T, G q5 ETrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 9 d+ d# l$ }& _9 e# S$ X$ v5 P
! Z, ?" C- m& n9 K6 _% |- ?Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 8 g5 X# [+ @1 Y. H/ Z1 U
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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. _$ S' R; g E8 ~1 O HIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & ?/ T. }& \ g0 u
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ) s( {8 ~; p! Z+ @0 Y
( q2 d, m& A ?1 U5 V6 m( c3 AA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. " W1 m2 a5 t2 `+ v; Q$ d8 a. Q) d& T
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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