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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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- j+ u" H8 A+ uWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 8 x: j" h3 l& ^# k
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 4 a9 @& o' k* d3 l6 Q% d
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & y/ n: t' U/ k5 P! C s) M
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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# T" y( t* m8 H. [If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ) i* T( A9 ]( Z* ^+ B
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ; Y! {5 Q* I/ U8 D! J: A5 C9 `
! W' Q' l t3 q7 |( t4 ?' hA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. f4 _1 a7 H0 Y2 a1 S, R
1 H7 L( D& u# ]9 m: yMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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