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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 2 ?1 f$ n+ D5 I1 Z U# o7 p2 ^# Z
: m) h( ]0 S$ t. O6 sToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 2 I. ]" P0 y3 W8 Z
- T$ B8 ^' l8 eIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 4 L3 Z! J5 A) P% q
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 2 W" Y; S6 v$ O; Z
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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