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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 6 p; P1 r$ P! a, ^* d" K& e4 B
% t) O. T7 e: X* w1 YTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. - ]6 _+ i9 g, ?, e, u
1 X W9 d$ J+ } D5 |( Q: m6 n8 cToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 9 D( X" o/ i% Q( F. N
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 5 ]9 N0 J! ], Z5 B& |% F8 B
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ; s2 V2 ?6 y0 e4 [1 Z" f
4 F8 a+ u4 m' h4 \A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 3 z( |& p( y4 V. M" q
& J: v( D4 G! c. \* |8 \Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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